*puts down cup of wine* Oh hello there Destructoid. I apologize I didn't see you there I was too busy reading
Great Expectations. Its recently come to my attention that I in fact have better taste in games than you. Why is that you may ask? Well while you enjoy your Halos, Final Fantasies, and other (gross) mainstream games I'm enjoying flash games, indie games (that no one knows about), and of course old PC games that were made before I was born.
You and your mainstream games are ruining my hobby so I would appreciate it if you would piss off. You enjoy horrible games like Braid and Portal. This games are shit for one reason, they're popular. Sure I could use the excuse that Braid is too expensive but I like being honest and honestly I hate popular things. Its actually quite enjoyable seeing idiots like you become filled with anger over knowing I hate a popular game. Halo is shit, Final Fantasy 7 is shit, and of course Braid is shit. All the games you like are terrible.
You have no idea how cool I feel right now. Saying I dislike your "games" helps me stand out as an individual. I'm not some conformist who plays all of your silly little popular games. I usually only play games no one has ever heard of. It makes it rather hard to find enjoyable games however. For example I was enjoying Kickle Cubicle until I went on a forum where everyone was talking about it. I immediately grabbed my cartridge and burned it. I will not play any games that have even a small fanbase because I, unlike you, am not a conformist.
In the end I can only say that I' am much better than you. Your taste in games symbolizes who you are just like music (I only listen to indie music BTW). I pity you and your idiotic taste in games. Enjoy your shitty popular games like (gross) Braid. Oh you've finally found an artistic game your small brain can comprehend? Congratulations I've been playing those for years. You may ask yourself, "Why do people think its cool to hate popular titles?" Well you know something I don't think its cool. No not at all. I KNOW its cool to hate popular games because it helps me stand out as an individual. So fuck you and your shitty mainstream games I'm going to play another NES game that no one has ever heard of.
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The console doesn't matter, so long as its the medium of electronic entertainment through an input source. Be it a keyboard and mouse or a simple joystick with one red button. All systems are equal opportunity for amusement.
Nothing matters anymore. Only that it is spent in enjoyment. One of the last things that makes me happy is playing video games. Beloved or hated, I like video games. All games.
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Go make fun of President of Russia or something.
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also, i agree with dead movie star. your blogs are starting to become what you supposedly hate (judging from your side bar).
Just letting you know in case you actually thought it was possible, as if this was some kind of experiment.
To hate on people who like a game or don't like a game is completely stupid.
People have different tastes and you have no goddamn right to say they are retarded for not likeing something you like. No matter how bloody popular a fucking game is there are going to be people who don't like it or like it significantly less than others.
I like Resident Evil 4, do I freak out when people say they hate it or dislike it? No I fucking don't because I realize that is their opinion.No game is immune to this. There is no game everybody likes and everybody adores. Calling people idiots isn't going to fucking change that.
The thing is half the time I can't tell whether you are serious or not.
I'm not good with sarcasm and I always take things too seriously.
or they are thick like me.
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Heretic/Aborto, it's not about being good at sarcasm or being thick. Sarcasm just doesn't work on the internet whatsoever, i speak from experience.
I'm going to be an elitist prick and say that Internet sarcasm is a lesson. If you react to something seriously that was intended as a joke, you will look like a verbal shit pistol. You will then either learn from it and not take the internet so cereously, or you will continue to be a shit pistol and end up slugging faecal matter for the rest of your days.
It's perfectly acceptable so long as you are willing to understand that you're probably going to get quite messy, and you'll probably only entertain the minority.
Got your attention? good
Now everyone Calm the fuck down.
It that you on the pic?
Also I agree with Brecksher
God damn, people do not get sarcasm these days.
I agree. I dont ever take any of heretic's comments seriously.
How could anybody take this seriously? Title gives it away. Should have spoiler warning.
I think we`ll all feel much better when dhe big mainstream heavy hitters are released. All this fear and loathing of pretentiousness is driving me back to WoW . . .