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Thas me :D

Mai ma.

Mai pa.

Thas mai cat Harry.

This is mai waifu.

Mai other waifu.

Girl I bang on the side. She loves me.

Games I Own

XBAWK 360:

Beautiful Katamari

Blue Dragon

Call of Duty 2

Dance Dance Revolution Universe

Dynasty Warriors 6

Tears of War

Ghost Recon Advance Warfighter

Grand Theft Auto IV

Gaylo 3

Lost Planet: Colonies Edition

Lost Odyssey

The Elders Scroll IV: Oblivion

Rock Band

The Orange Box

(BTW this is how I deal with those pesky Demomeng in TF2)

Xbox:

ESPN NFL 2K5

Forza Motorsport

Fable

Guilty Gear XX #Reload

Halo 2

Jet Set Radio Future

Ninja Gaiden

Phantom Dust

Psychonauts

Silent Hill 2

I also own a DS, GBA Maicro, and a PSP :D

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Heretic \| 5:40 PM on 09.02.2008	102 comments

You see this:

This is the shit. The Dynasty Warriors series has given me countless hours of awesome. Its one of my favorite series and Dynasty Warriors 6 is in my opinion one of the best games sitting on my bookshelf. The only thing that I actually dislike about the game is the characters are slightly different and they're is no option for Japanese dubs with English subtitles. The thrill I get when I use my level 50 Zhao Yun to kill thousands in mere minutes is unprecedented.

Hm..what's this?

Oh well to each his own I guess. That professional "journalist" may not like Dynasty Warriors 6 but heck that doesn't effect me at all. 3/10 I guess is too low in my opinion but that review wasn't about what I thought of the game it's what Dan Howdle thought of the game and quite frankly I think it would be rather pathetic if I judged a game based on the number score some stranger gives it. Especially some stranger who doesn't have my preference in video games. Oh what am I going on about their is no such thing as preference in video games anymore.

Oh look 7.5 from Jim Sell Out Sterling. Well that's great another fan of the series because after all this game is for the Dynasty Warriors fans. I mean I wouldn't recommend someone play a game in a series they don't like because they've some how convinced themselves that this one will be better.

No Jim's review doesn't effect me at all either. If he loves it as much as I do than great. If he didn't well that doesn't matter either.

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MrSadistic

I love you.

NadjaRiot

This made me hard.

MrSadistic

in b4 Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Kyousuke Nanbu

Oh look another blog by Heretic which is oddly similar to his older blogs, same subject matter to, "I CAN LIKE WHAT I WANT". And your retard pals eating it up.

Yea good for you, you're a special snowflake that likes what you want and has a mind of his own, yet you're still a shithead beating a dead horse, please get banned again. This time with feeling so you don't get brought back.

king3vbo

Hi Wiisucks

Clint

I agree with what you're saying, although you're phrasing is a bit... angry.

randombullseye

I also dislike gamers.

Just mention Final Fantasy 7 and watch what happens.

Let alone any attempt at spelling or grammatical skill.

Clint

Also, in b4 Pointless flaming and violence like the kind seen back in the good old days of the Genisis versus the SNES things were vicious back then and it got quite rough and violent like when a kid was set on fire for insulting Super Metroid, and the Sega kids retaliated by burning down a puppy orphanage or lie this one time a kid pulled a knife on me and pinned me against a wall for saying Sonic was shit and Mario was better, he raised his knife and my mom got scared And said you're moving with your aunt and uncle in bel-air I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it First class, yo this is bad,drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,Hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

BigBaby9199

u r god

NadjaRiot

lulz, so I was not the only one who picked up on that.

CountingConflict

Heretic is a weak version of Reaprar...

yeah I said it!

BRING THAT WALL OF TEXT TO MYSPACE IF YOU ARE GOING TO CRY THAT MUCH!

The only reason anyone has listened to anything you've said this week is because everyone that was worth a shit to Destructoid was in Seattle.

OH SNAP

Seriously man... I agree with the general direction that you are going with most of your arguments, but your tact is lacking. You claim that everyone else is ruining this site, but when the subject came up in front of the Red Lion last weekend only two people's names came up numerous times.

Neither of them were King3vbo...

awkwardmongoose

A 7.5 from Jim isn't too bad. Destructoid gives very low scores but it's a much more accurate system of ratings.

CypherVR

CountingConflict

A 7.5 wasn't bad at all if you consider how much shit Sterling was talking about that game before the review.

mix

I was going to say something like:

"It's becuase I don't have thumbs you jerk"

Y0j1mb0

The sad part Heretic is you could make a good post with effort and constraint. Instead you revert to your now usual "FUCK YOU BLOG"

Usedtabe

A little angry, but a good rant non-the-less. Although it does teeter along the "been there, done that" considering some of your other blogs have been similar, it's still a good reminder to some people. You should just copypasta this for the next low-scoring Dtoid review. Also, dynasty warriors ftw, even if DW6 was a little of a let-down. But I expect Warriors Orochi2 to fix that.

CountingConflict

@Reaprar

I'll just say that COONSKIN05 was the second one.

VWGTI

I came by to let everyone know that I just took a massive dump!

Also, I love Heretic.

Scrixx

There's a difference, Nad.. whatever her name is a whore. Reaprar in a internet whore.

Also walls of text, and Counting Conflict wins with his first comment.

And I stated this before, Heretic, you're lacking. Go ahead and cry more.

CountingConflict

If a majority of D-toid people are douchebags, then why do you constantly stick around here? You can suck Y0jimb0s dick all you want to, but I'm willing to bet that he finds you just as worthless as most of us do.

Your blogs never amount to anything more than something you'd see on emochicks.com, but you tell everyone to bring their rants to myspace. You call everyone else out on trying to police the c-blogs, but then I see you trolling in nearly every post on here. You see a pattern here?

Seriously, there's always room on the site for a good troll or two, but you are far from being a good one. Hell, you are far from being mediocre. Your tirades like this one portray you as a whiny bitch that takes Destructoid and gaming in general WAY TOO FUCKING SERIOUSLY.

Get a life man...

You aren't doing anyone on Destructoid any favors by constantly bitching at everyone. If anything, you are actively trying to dismantle a great community that Niero has worked his ass off to build.

Wash the sand out of your vagina, and fucking leave if you hate us so much. No one will miss you.

MrSadistic

There's so much hate in this blog. We should all just get along and make sweet, sweet love to each other with our text. I mean if some people (like me) want to make it flesh on flesh action then I'm pretty fine with that. I love each and every one of you... except for Y0j1mb0. asshole

Red TheHaze Veron

controversy!

Daxelman

I was going to say in before sex jokes, but I'll guess I'll say in before DnD Fap Material instead.

Other words, nice write.

topgeargorilla

tl;dr

Also, dude, I generally try to ignore you. Whenever I read your stuff, I get depressed and cut myself.

Puppy Licks

pendelton21

VWGTI

Why is Hookah so angry?!

pendelton21

sorry, should've specified:
That applause is for the fight between Heretic and Hookah.

2 BITCHES ENTER, ONE BITCH LEAVES!!!

Timmeh

I'm surprised with all the bile and venom you keep stored up for these occasions you haven't poisoned yourself yet :)

Shalashaska161

Gotta agree with you dude, good write up.

pendelton21

Ooooh, and a good combination by Heretic, but Hookah comes back swingin'!

pendelton21

WOW! A surprising left hook from Heretic. Can Hookah respond?

DarkTravesty

not a gamer? a douchbag? what am i doing wrong?
/wrists

i kid

pendelton21

No punching the ref, Hookah. Answer the question.

vexed alex

"Fuck your little pitiful little idea that OMG EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T LIKE A GAME I LIKE IS OBVIOUSLY JUST STUPID AND A SELL OUT!! Fuck your sad pathetic miserable lives. Fuck your idiotic notion that people who as a whole agree a game sucks are just sheep."

pendelton21

OUCH! A furious jab by Hookah!

Lurfadur

I think you all missed the point...

"I honestly wish Hitler would come back..."

Looks like Heretic found the secret recipe to revive the dead and he plans to take over the world with help from Zombie Hitler.

pendelton21

WOW! And Heretic with the uppercut!

ZServ

heretic; you did the same fucking thing as he did you dumbass. Jesus christ, why are you even here if you hate us so much? you dont go to events, you dont make any useful blogs, why the fuck do you even stay here?

pendelton21

BOOSH!

Tubatic

Hi I like playing games. Anyone else?

Scrixx

I came back to check on the blog and wow Heretic wow..

Wouldn't it be better if you just left? Seriously..

Also, Zserv wins.

king3vbo

Calm down, Wiisucks 2.0. Whatever happened to the good old days before you were a twat?

pendelton21

Wait, when did the blog title change?

TheDreadHawk

What the fuck is going on with this site? Seriously. I didn't know this was LiveJournal or, dare I say, /v/ all of a sudden. Jesus Christ, between the e-bullets and the stupid teenage-angst-butt-drama, my head'sa spinning.

But yeah, I hate gamers. That's why I don't play games, like, ever.

Tubatic

@reaprar

zomg I like megamans too! his biotic arm shoots powerpellets like a mofo.

Puppy Licks

AirMan is awesome.

Def JM

I thought this was going to be another gushing PAX blog-impressive.

VWGTI

I like it when he takes woodmans leafs.

LOL

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