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WaW Review F*CK Jim Sterling (More like Jim Cantrightreviews amirite) Edition
Heretic | 8:23 PM on 11.16.2008 37 comments


Jim Sterling you are in fact the WORST reviewer I have ever seen. In fact you are so bad and BIASED that I have decided to school you sir. Yes school you. And once I school you sir I will become the NEW reviews editor for Destructoid for I will prove that I' am in fact a better reviewer and BLOGGER than you. I know how to make the readers happy and so without further ado witness your undoing.



Call of Duty has always been a good series. With it's marvelous gameplay and action it's always been the best World War 2 FPS EVER!! Call of Duty 4 was k also. But nothing, NOTHING compares to World at War. World at War (W@W for short or World@Whore for the lulz) is hands down the GREATEST FPS EVER MADE EVER. I spent $60 on this game and it better be good and it is. Not only is it good its all that AND a bag of potato chips. Good potato chips too. Like when you bake Lay's Potato Chips for a bit and put them back in the bag, ye that GOOD!


OMG TOTALLY WORTH $60 :D

Remember Gears 2? Ye that crappy pile of crap that only fanboys like. Ye W@Whore dumps all over that. Remember Resistance 2? Of course you don't who the hell plays BS3 XD? Okay okay remember Final Fantasy 6? Well World at War's story is SO MUCH MORE BETTERLY written and gooder in every way possible. It will make you laugh, cry, and anger lots. Inf act I was so angry once that I threw my controller. At first I was like AHHH MANNN but then I think to myself, "Wow this game must be really good since I feel so many emotions." Any game that makes you feel any emotion is obviously good, even frustration. Since I paid $60 for it I know the game will be good no matter what.

Overall World at War is the greatest thing ever made. It's the true NEX GEN experience we have all been waiting for. If you paid $60 you don't have to be butt hurt anymore that you paid for mediocre crap because I say it's good and since I'm going to be the next reviews editor my opinion matters lots.

Gamplay:
5/5 Random Grenades At My feet

Graphics:
5/5 Too Many minutes Spent Playing This Game

Sound:
It has it

For more reviews like this head on over to http://www.ign.com/ :D



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Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:00
Alexradl
[i]"Sound:
It has it"[/i]

GOTY.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:06
garison
O God, I hope you are being sarcastic in this so called "blog" you have written here.

"I will become the NEW reviews editor for Destructoid for I will prove that I' am in fact a better reviewer and BLOGGER than you." Do you really think that this makes us think you are a better writer than Jim Sterling?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:08
Jim Sterling
Shit Heretic.

I've just sent Niero an email of resignation. You take care of that office for me, man. :-(
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:08
nicojay
Needs more personal attack toward Dtoid staffer. :)
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:11
Zombutler


Oh meng u sen mai waifu meng I miss her mucho.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:14
Red TheHaze Veron
your waifu has ballz



...and a penis.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:17
Alexradl
Garison:

Hide that shit!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:17
ace of knaves
So few games these days have enough sound. It's nice to see Treyarch taking the initiative to right this grievous wrong.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:17
Puppy Licks
Activision called, your cheque's in the mail. CA-CHING!!!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:22
garison
Alexradl:

"Wha eva, I do wha I wan!" (said in Carman voice)
vonneuton's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:26
vonneuton
You must have been reading that book I sent you:



That was wonderful, Heretic...
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:28
Zombutler
garison will u be mai new waifu meng you so funny an smarrt
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:35
garison
RERABBIT: officially added to garison's friends list.
thebza's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:48
thebza
what a horrible blog, and knowing it's sarcastic.. it's still horrible. horrible. your mom should spork out whatevers left of her ovaries because of this (you).
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:56
pendelton21
Shit, does anyone know where I left my keys?
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:59
Rucksack
Forums are that way ----->

I've always wanted to say that. I can die happy now.
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 22:00
nicojay
Check under the sofa pillows.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 22:06
F Whipple
hehehe...this was great
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 22:06
Gantz
I missed you buddy.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 22:23
falinter
I think you meant to post this here --- > http://cashwh0re.com/
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 23:20
Neonie
I'm pretty sure this entire article is invalidated by the word "betterly"
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 23:43
aborto thefetus
NEEDS MOAR BETTERLY!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 23:46
aborto thefetus
@Neonie

I believe your face is invalidated by the ugly.

OH SNAP!
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 23:54
Clockwork
Cannot...filter..out...sarcasm...AHHHHHH
chickennoodlespraypaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 01:03
chickennoodlespraypaint
whoa...

who cares?
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 01:03
RAB
lol your other waifu has balls
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 01:42
ajaxender
That was hilarious! Im glad you can be a funny troll as well as just a normal troll.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 04:46
liam2015
11/10
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 06:24
The Incredible Edible Egg
I've deemed this garbage cause I don't like the font color. Throw it out and do it again.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 07:16
NotAZombie
Wait... You got banned before?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 10:53
king3vbo
This has a hint of Wiisucks, it just needs 14 different font colors and a few more weeaboo pics
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 13:37
Brian Szabelski
needs moar fail.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 14:11
mix
Sweet, now I can buy this game and feel warm inside.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 15:15
Spartacus
11/10 would secks monitor again and again and again
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