Every weekday morning when my PSP turns on and starts playing Bombs Over Baghdad in order to wake up me I get ready for school. After taking a shower and eating I proceed to my my glorious education center. Now class at my school starts at 8:15 and I being an average person arrive at about 7:50 a.m. What do I do during this time? I usually fire up my MP3 player and stare at people and judge them. I especially like to judge the prep and jock fucktards who sure love listening to the radio. Hell they even bought that little iPod radio tuner just so they can listen to all the cool music everyone else is listening to. They love having two hands because it means they can hold some Frappuccino in one hand while going through their playlists comprised of Fallout Boy, Lil Wayne, and The Shins.

This is how the majority of my mornings go. Sometimes however I take out my DS or PSP and to play some games. Occasionally one of said jocks or preps will come up to me and ask, "What you playing? I like games. Remember Mario.....yeah he was cool. MAN I'm really good at Madden." Now if I were a huge elitist I would go off on the fuckers and insult them till the 8:10 bell rang. However, I merely say something like, "Uhm...no. I'm playing Katamari Damacy." Then the ignorant person says, "WTF (they don't say what the fuck its cool to l33t speak now :D) is that.....*hysterical laughter* OMG that looks gay. Why's it so colorful? Oh man that shit looks gay nigga."


These are the people I'm talking about.

Luckily by this time the bell has rung and I get to go learn how to balance equations. What does this have to do with Guitar Hero? Well the person I described in the first two paragraphs is the new Guitar Hero player. Guitar Hero has essentially become the Madden of music games. I know what some of you are thinking, "What an elitist prick >:(" but I know in the back of your fucking mind every time you see some tool pick up a video game you become infuriated. You may not realizes it or deny it but you do feel it..

When the Bioshock movie is unfortunately released I'm sure a couple of you will see it, and when you look to your right and see two douche bags who look like they belong to a fraternity you'll see what I'm talking about. The next time you see some old couple buying a Wii for themselves you'll know what I'm talking about. And this fall when you see a group of guys in football jerseys buying Guitar Hero 4 you'll see what I'm talking about.

You can't stand the fact that the assholes who once made fun of you for playing video games are now gamers themselves. Seeing a old grandma try to play Mario Kart makes you shiver. Its the same thing that happened when everybody tried to be metrosexual. Gay people were pissed. After years of being ridiculed and misunderstood people were wanting to be like them. If you were homosexual during this fad you would have gotten pissed also. Its that same feeling you get when some indie band you love suddenly becomes popular and now every also with an American Eagle shirt is listening to them. Sure you're happy for the band but you also feel immense disappointment in what has happened to the band. So yeah fuck everyone who disagrees with me you are all just SHEEP!!

/sarcasm I know the real reason you hate GH4 is cause its a cheap whore now......and is the Madden of music games.

Also SHEEPTOID!!