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Now don't start tapping away with your cap locks on just yet (noobs who don't even have an avatar) just hear me out.
Dear PC Pricks, I don't care. I don't care about your better graphics or your free download content. I don't care if you have mouse and keyboard becuase maybe just maybe I enjoy analog sticks. What am I saying I can't be a real gamer unless I use mouse and keyboard. Every single time a new Valve game comes out this shit happens. All the PC elitist (your a fucking elitist just by saying x game is better on PC) have a circle jerk and spooge on the faces of console gamers while laughing.
You say I bought the "inferior" version that's great I don't care. Why can't you just let me be? Every single time someone makes a Left 4 Dead article or blog the first thing I see is, "PC VERSION IS BETTER!!" The same shit happened with The Orange Box. Are you so happy that you own the "superior" version that you have to rub it in our face? We know we'll have to pay for new maps and stuff but do you really have to laugh at us for it. Maybe not all of us can afford a nice gaming rig that can play the new gamez!
So I ask you nicely PC elitist, will you kindly STFUAJPG? Please I'm begging you know one cares if you have the "better" version and really you're kinda starting to look like a dick. Sincerely, FUCK YOU I LIKE MY CONSOLE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU HAVE BETTER SPEC OR BETTER AIM BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY I'M HAVING FUN AND YOU SEEM TO ONLY HAVE FUN BY WAVING YOUR DICK AROUND AND SAYING NAH NAH NAH FREE MODS DURRR SO FUCK OFF!!
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Also, does the PC have Rayman Raving Rabbids? I didn't think so.
Besides, PC gamers tend to get the shaft in almost everything that isn't from Valve, so it's to be expected.
Anyway, just ignore it, it's always just avatarless fgts or trolls.
I don't know whether to love you in the bum or hate your guts...
K. That works for me.
It does suck how, at least for Valve games, the PC version is better. Sorry, but it is. The Valve fans on PC get all the perks.
Doesn't really matter to me anymore though. I'm building a gaming computer.
I do hate that some people spend 3000 dollars on a computer though when they could build that same computer themselves or have a friend do it for maybe 1500$ or even less depending on where they get their stuff.
'nough said...
Fuck the people who have a different opinion. Fuck them.
I do, however, believe that bragging about your rig is a stupid MFing waste of time.
And SilverDragon.
'Nuff said, baby.
Why does Valve hate the pie?
It doesn't make the console versions bad, but Valve-made console games are never up to snuff. Well, save for the original Half-Life. That one was the best on the PS2, in my opinion.
Unlike some of those PC elitist pricks out there.
don't stoop to that level dawg
be real
So, yes, I agree with this blog, it needs to stop..
Mouse and keyboard is the superior control method.
Sitting on the couch and playing the game with a controller is way more fun though.
I also love the reaction any mention of PC gets on Destructoid, I rarely if ever see the same kind of reaction to console fanboys. Then again I suppose the site is more geared toward console owners.
It's not unlike single-console fanboyism, they have to somehow justify that their purchase was the "right" one, with an unspecified list of requirements that make up what's "right". Also, this list is the beginning and end of all lists to be had, and therefore apply to everyone else, even those with different needs, tastes, budgets, etc. It's simply astounding that we can have such strong feelings over the most trivial of things. Saying apples are better than oranges, or that pomegranates are the real man's fruit. That's what it is, and I'll admit I've been guilty of it too. We all have opinions, but I do agree with yours, elitism is bad news overall.
Also, I'm stealing your girl you bang on the side. She seems pretty energetic.
"See, PC gaming is like this cake. Where my game is chocolaty both on the inside and outside, your cake is plain old vanilla. With no frosting. Except in this case, I have a PC... And this cake. And you have none."
Signed,
Your local Destructoid PC Elitist.
"I'm begging you know one cares"
Though I can't blame you. Consoles don't have spell check.
Sounds like we're not the ones that need to STFUAJPG...
Enough said.
me too.
Wait, that's not what we're talking aboot? Fuck that then.