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The Greatest African Americans Who Ever Lived (NVGR)
Heretic | 5:58 PM on 04.11.2008 29 comments


Over the years we have been blessed with many amazing African Americans. Cole Train, Aaron McGruder, George Bush. None of these people however have done as much as these two men. This men who went beyond human limits, who pierced heaven with their drills, and who provided more lulz than any black guy ever could. I'm talking of course about



Kenan and Kel have contributed more to society than you could ever hope to accomplish. They have touched children everywhere with their comedy and lulz. Everyday after school and on the weekends I would sit in my room waiting for Kenan and Kel to touch me in a new and hilarious ways. The surprise I would get when they touched me was amazing. They would always bring something new and because of that it was always an original feeling when they touched me.



Though I watched many television shows during my childhood Kenan and Kel stood out. Not only where two funny guys making me laugh so hard my mom would beat me in the face with a bat :D, two funny BLACK guys were making me laugh hard and deep.

Kenan and Kel were not just know for their television series and movies however. They also stared in many video games including:


Smackdown Vs Raw, Raw Vs. Smackdown, and the ever popular Wrestlers Version of Madden 2008.

Not only have they graced the Playstation but they have even graced

your Walkman!


Where are they now?

You know...they're...they're doing...stuff.



Kenan is ummmm......yeah he's doin good.


And so I congratulate you Kenan and Kel. You have showed not all black people are ignorant loud mouths who play the race card too much especially since they fucking made Martin Luther King Jr.'s progress all for nothing no no its fine they can sit there and bitch about every fucking thing while having a undeserved feeling of pride for what African Americans before them did and then asking "DURF WHO THAT NIGGA WEB BOIS BE?" and continue to be stereotypes while doing nothing but being materialistic and ruin rap music by teaching the youth how being materialistic and having bitches and money is the best fucking thing in the world oh no don't worry about what type of person you are or if you help people just keep having bad vocabulary while continuing to think you're actually smart and right all the fucking time god fucking damn it Mr. King would be so pissed off right now but hell at least Lemon came out of it..........



Also chilenhood



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22 comments | showing # 1 to 22
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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:03
MrSadistic
I hope slavery is the next big fashion trend during the coming decade.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:22
VWGTI
OMG I LUV BLACK PEOPLE

AM I NOT RACIST NOW?!
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:26
jdub28
I didnt know we were slowly turning into 4chan
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:27
king3vbo
SO MUCH LOVE
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:30
Chad Concelmo
Dude, I just noticed your blog header. Amazing! :)
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:31
razerangel
Who loves orange soda?
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:40
VWGTI
I must ask you Heretic in all seriousness.

What was the point of this blog?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:44
vexed alex
If I was Kenan I would ditched Kel so long ago. It was always Kel's fault when shit got down. He always fucked up great plans in his own quest for self gain (Orange soda). He was a selfish dumb cunt.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:47
Aaron Mxy Yost
African Americans are the new black.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:48
TrailerParkJesus
Ah, razer beat me to the orange soda.

And Keenan is a cast member of SNL. He does the Cosby stuff, and other stuff.
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:53
MaximusPaynicus
This subject matter lacks Billy Dee Williams.
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 19:21
Teen Idol
GOOD BURGER
nuff' said. LAWL
Aw man you forgot Sinbad!!
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 19:28
Scape
I love nostalgia.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 19:54
Red TheHaze Veron
dood, they made me love orange soda even moar
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 19:56
Shin Oni
man, if you have Satalite channels, Kenan and Kel on the N. Along with All that. how can you beat that?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

seriously though, Nick needs to start releasing box sets for their shows outside of avatar and spongebob. Along with releasing the rest of the adventures of Pete and Pete show. I'm STILL waiting for my All that season before they became unfunny.
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 20:38
mid3vol
no lemon? ;o
Bluefusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 22:24
Bluefusion
@Mxyzptlk

You made me giggle. Giggle!
NsOmNiA91130's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 22:41
NsOmNiA91130
@Shin Oni

Yeah, but The N, while it does have Fresh Prince, Saved by the Bell, and Kenan and Kel, they also have really REALLY crappy shows like "Degrassi" with commercials that come on EVERY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.

But it's worth it. These shows are too good to be missed.
Victor Stillwater's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 08:08
Victor Stillwater
@ Reaprar

I DO I DO I DO-OOH!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 13:31
007
Kenan < Kel

Kenan was just a bitch. If he was nice enough to Kel, and if Kenan didn't hit his only friend over the head all of the time, I'm pretty sure Kel wouldn't have been so retarded. He loved orange soda to get away from the pain.


Also, <444
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 18:53
Spartacus
I'M A DUDE.

SHE'S A DUDE.

HE'S A DUDE.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 18:53
Spartacus
WE'RE ALL DUDES
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