There was one a time when everyone could count on one person. When a single creepy Canadian boy could bring smiles and facepalms to everyone at the same time. That is a time I enjoy reminiscing about. For it was that time in my opinion that Destructoid was at it's best. Where everyone as a whole knew what they wanted. Where the fail troll would be run out of the C-Blogs in an instant by other trolls. Where certain contest didn't attract a vast amount of lame ass people. A site where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small, and with the sweat on your brow Destructoid could become your blog as well.

I' am of course talking of the teenage boy. The one known as



This young man touched us in many places and warmed are bodies at night. His blogs may have not have been groundbreaking but they definitely brought the LULZ. I understand he may have avoided your bans and his attempt at making everyone think he was an editor may not have been the smartest thing to do, but damn it he deserves another chance.

So I ask you users of Destructoid please help are friend return to us. Re accept him with open arms for he provides the LULZ we need in these times. He provides the bags of milk tht can only be found in his foreign land. And most importantly he provides the LOL WUT? we need in our lives.

If I have not persuaded you yet then please just remember this passionate and strong word.