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I suppose Apples, Tomatoes, Watermelon, Kiwis, Grapes, Peaches, and many, many, more are all just glorified fruits, right? Just like Mangos.
Heretic | 4:35 PM on 11.24.2008 49 comments




How dare you. How DARE you voice your negative, worthless, and ignorant opinions about one of the most scrumptious fruits to ever grace this Earth. You say they're "just another tropical fruit" POPPY COCK! If a mango is just another fruit then here is a list of other fruits that would fall under the category of "just another":

Apples? Just another fruit.
Tomatoes? Just another fruit
Watermelon? Just another fruit
Kiwi? Just another fruit
Tunas? Just another fruit
Peaches? Just another fruit
Grapes? Just another fruit
Clay Aiken? Just another fruit

The list can go on and on. You see mango haters it's time for you to grow up. Just because you hate something doesn't mean we should care. However if we ever praise mangos you bloody well listen. You have no right at all to criticize something ESPECIALLY on the internet. You should be shot for saying such negative things about the beloved mango. I know what you're doing though. It's what everyone does when they have a different opinion. They are merely seeking attention and trolling. They use words like "overrated" and "in my opinion" because they are ignorant jackasses who can't comprehend the magnificence of something. It is truly pathetic. You may say, " But i don't really care if you like mangos I just don't happen to enjoy them." BOLLOCKS! How can someone not enjoy mangos they are delicious. The fruit pickers have always brought us succulent fruit that never taste dreadful and you need to learn to appreciate that.

Mangos are an innovative fruit that deserve vast amounts of praise. In almost every conversation I have about mangos I never hear the words "just another fruit" thrown around. Mangos are a completely new revolution for fruit. Not only do they taste slightly different everyone time you eat it (which is great for retasteability) they are the best looking fruit I've seen this generation.

In the end I would just like to say that you should be ashamed. Ashamed that you don't agree with popular opinion. What are you going to start thinking for yourself next? Ahaha that's a laugh. No it is downright foolish to think someone can actually have an opinion that is different from everyone else. And if they do they are just trolling and should be ignored. So I say to you mango haters, fuck off. We don't want your opinion around here but we will gladly flame it when we see it adn then defend ourselves by saying you are the one that started it.

BTW EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD IT'S GAME OF THE YEAR :D



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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:41
blehman
You left Clay Aiken off your list of fruits.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:43
Mushman
hehe, nice work, meng. :)
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:46
007
I kinda loled... on the inside.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:48
blehman
:D
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:52
mix
You do know that a watermelon is under the berry family.....right?

MANGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:04
njsykora
I love you Heretic. I really do.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:07
mix
@HERETIC

Dad?

MANGOS!!!!!!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:17
ace of knaves
In before, "This is a video game website, you idiot." Cause you know it's coming.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:21
power-glove
Wait a minute, G Lobster Milkshakes, huh?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:21
king3vbo
Heretic, come hold me at night
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:26
mix
@Heretic

What's my mom doing at my house is what I would like to know......
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:29
Atlas
We are censoring fucking GRAPES? Seriously, why can't we say rape? This censorship is almost hypocritical considering Destructoid's stance on such things.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:29
NotAZombie
When the did the word "rape" get censored? We need BHZ down here stat!
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:37
Mushman
Wait, what, the word grapes is censored on Dtoid, wow, well color me confused, rape, maybe, but grapes, seriously,

LOL WUT????
enfaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:39
enfaw
The word rape does not seem to be censored. Is it on the forums?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:40
Puppy Licks
Oh what will that crazy Heretic do next? :D
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 18:12
NotAZombie
@ Enfaw

Look at the front page.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 18:25
VWGTI
Heretic, as I've always said, I'm a fan of you. It's good to have you back. You're injecting some personality into the C-Blogs.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 18:48
RonBurgandy2010
Wow, you get points simply based on originality.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 19:11
MrSadistic
Road To Fiddler's Green > Left 4 Dead
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 19:21
Alexradl
I like mangos.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 19:27
Neonie
It's a shame the best part of this blog is blehmens first comment.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 19:56
Scrixx
What Neonie said.

Also Heretic likes men.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 20:01
vexed alex
I don't think many people were saying that you couldn't like the game. They were merely saying that the people who label this game a glorified "mod" are idiots. It's sort of like the people who went on about Braid and Castle Crashers - calling them flash games.

Not only is it disrespectful to the people who worked countless sleepless hours on this game, but it's not even a real excuse for disliking something. It's just one of those typical "gamer answers." Kind of like the word overrated.

If you didn't like the game, then give me a real fucking reason why. Don't just ignorantly call it a mod.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 20:19
Arttemis
Voicing disapproval is one thing. Thoughtlessly (and negatively) referring to a game as a mod without a thoughtful specific point or disappointment is just trolling.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 21:58
vexed alex
Which is what people are doing, Arttemis.

And no, it wasn't ignorant. I really do think those people are ignorant and I won't pay any attention to them. It never is constructive criticism. A game being a "mod" isn't criticism. I don't even know what that means.

Are you saying modders aren't capable of making something so great it deserves a retail game's price? The same thing goes for a few flash games I've played. They're so good I'd gladly pay money for them.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 22:21
vexed alex
Mangoes*
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 23:45
vexed alex
I would say yes but then I'd be lying. I don't/can't stay mad at most people for too long.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2008 01:46
Rifter01
Mango Bango #1 in the Schmango!!!
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2008 01:51
Macca
A KIWI IS NOT JUST A FRUIT.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2008 08:59
The GHost
Oh shit, you dun gone and inadvertantly laid the smackdown on poor Macca.

Racist :)
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2008 09:16
RonBurgandy2010
HOLY SHIT IT'S GHOST!!!
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2008 09:27
The GHost
Hey Ron :D

I'm finishing up the "slow, expensive or nonexistent internets" phase of my travels, so you'll be seeing me all regular like again.

Awwwwww yeah.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2008 09:41
ZekeThePlumber
All this talk of fruit makes me want to play Adventure Island.
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