Every console generation a new breed of fanboy is born. However through my experiences with them I've come to realize that they are not all alike. In this blog will show you my ranking system of PS3 fanboys. My chart provide you with the best and worst types of PS3 fanboys and will hopefully educate you on what to expect when you encounter said fanboys.

I will be focusing on three types of fanboy. They are The Yoj1mbo, The Wardrox, and The Dephect.






The Yoj1mbo

These gamers enjoy their Playstation 3s and are proud to show it. Though they see major flaws in other consoles they also realize their beloved system has its own faults. They can be found performing large amounts of win and could care less what you think because they are content with their console. Surprisingly they may actually own multiple console but their obvious favorite is the PS3.

The Wardrox

Sadly Wardrox are very hard to pin point. Even after years of studying these cool haired homosapiens we still know very little. Wardrox just can't seem to make up their mind. They are constantly going back and forth on which console they prefer. This confusion can even be found in their video game choices. They rant about how awful one game is and how superior another game in the same genre is but in the end they are found playing the game they dislike so much. Perhaps they enjoy the confusion and are in fact masochist.



The Dephect

Oh boy. These creatures aren't dangerous however their level of idiocy may give you headaches. Constantly spewing garbage from their mouths they enjoy bad mouthing any console other than the PS3 any chance they get. They are closely related to the Hexfix93 (a PS3 fanboy on Dtoid who was banned). In fact The Dephect may even look like The Hexfix93.



The huge amounts of fail they have must somehow distort their faces. Poor things. In any case The Dephect is one creature that can also provide you with many LULZ. As I stated before their amount of stupid is huge, but its also hilarious. The things they say are so pointless and ridiculous that its fun to watch them rage. Fail trolls are also another name they are given. I believe the biggest problem these fanboys have is that they have come from (I apologize avert your eyes if necessary) Joystiq. As you can see The Dephect has only commented on Playstation related site and *vomit* Joystiq. Unfortunately there is nothing you can do to aid The Dephect. He is far too up his ass you see. He is literally stuck in his asshole. He will slowly suffocate by the smell of his own feces. Everything The Dephect says is literally shit. Poor poor souls.


I have learned a lot by studying these three types of PS3 fanboys. I've come to realize that not all PS3 fanboys are douchebags. Alas for every Yoj1mbo there will always be ten Depehcts. In the end we can learn a lot from the Yoj1mbos. As for the Wardrox...meh.