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Electro Lemon Spotted Pedophilia Confirmed
Heretic \| 3:14 PM on 08.19.2008	68 comments

Everyone lock your doors at night if you live in Texas. It seems our little lemon is a
SEXUAL PREDATOR!!

I thought Electro Lemon was this kid:

However, through my Matlockery I have figured out the truth. Electro Lemon is actually

Maxwell Mulbah

Maxwell has been convicted of sexual assault with a minor. I like you thought Lemon was a kind, loving, and lulzy young man but he is in fact a RAPIST!! He's also obviously very good with disguises. Please everyone be careful and watch your chilens.

Also http://www.familywatchdog.us/ is the best thing ever.

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MrSadistic

ahhh son of a bitch I thought my juicy booty was safe

king3vbo

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Maurice Tan

wat

ArrestedDeveloper

It all makes sense now.

MrSadistic

wtf there are three perverts living near me.

Vlambo

How could you Lemon. I thought we were friends!

Knivy

@Mr Sadistic

Yourself included?

Electro Lemon

I really don't like you. Like, at all.

MrSadistic

I thought I might be magically included during my neighborhood search of perverts but I'm relieved that I am not.

KamikazeTutor

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

ohmygod

BWAAHAHAHAHAH

covah

so uh, theres a guy up the street from me convicted of incest. and another one convicted of rape.

AWESOME. White suburbia is full of surprises.

RonBurgandy2010

I live in southern Louisiana, nothing like that ever happens here.....

Justice

Electro Lemon fell off.

luvmysegadc

@ mrsadistic,

I was thinking the same thing myself. Never be convicted of a crime nor ever committed one, either. Heaven help the person or people who would falsely accuse me of something so disgusting because I would sue and publicly humiliate them into considering suicide.

Danmartigan

does pedobear dream of electric lemons?

Brian Szabelski

That's not Lemon. That's Future Lemon.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

LMAO

Zombutler

EPIC

Aaron Mxy Yost

Are you saying all black people look the same?

blehman

I lol'd.

Usedtabe

@Covah: Do a search for inner city areas. Garuntee there are plenty more "suprises" than so-called "white suburbia".

PsychoSoldier

LOL @ Mxyzptlk

Scrixx

Forums People Forums!

Scrixx Hates Fun, Confirmed.

Kryptinite

Wow....

Arcanum

what

covah

@Usedtable
Oh I did. I go to school in downtown boston and theres apparently a guy who likes to beat kids... enough to get convicted of it three times hahha

Aziel13

oh no my imagenary kids

TrailerParkJesus

yeah, so what you're saying is they all look alike huh?

TheWrath much?

Electro Lemon

At all.

SteamyV

Red TheHaze Veron

holy shit my local area is lit up like a christmas tree with sexual offender ornaments.

Sharpless

He's put on some weight since Zimbabwe, or Papa New Guinea or wherever the fuck he went to.

Sharpless

Also, sweet, I have 20 offenders living in my area.

TheDreadHawk

This is boring.

Ub3rSlug

I found this. You take all my shit.

MrSadistic

i like butts

Clockwork

Familywatchdog.us gives me nightmares.

007

...Thank God none live in my subdivision. I'm 2 miles away from the nearest offender.

Here's hoping the they all don't drive cars or ever have the motive to find me.

xColoradoGamerx

When I moved into the new apartment with my wife we checked Familywatchdog on a lark. Turns out one of us is a child molester....that bitch.

RonBurgandy2010

@Heretic
Dude, you need to chill. I don't mean "STFU", just chill out in a friendly way. I seem to remember you not being so angry and excitable. Try some Mogwai.

RonBurgandy2010

I'm just saying don't jump at the chance to attack your brethren. We're all gamers here, no need to attack your own kind. Who will take you in then?

VWGTI

hahahaha

TheDreadHawk

@Ron : GameFaqs would, lololol.

Scrixx

Heretic is contributing to the amount of useless shit on the Destructoid Blogs. And he's insulting the authority. A double felony.

Fail.

RonBurgandy2010

Huh, I thought I remembered you posting about how you were going to be nicer from now on. I also remember have massive amounts of hate expelled into my asshole...............huh

Gameboi

Dayyyyyum. That was just wrong!

Zombutler

wait so.........Am I just stupid, or...........Is that really..........or is Heretic just........?????????**head explodes**

Mushman

LOL, funny shit, but not as good as yesterday Heretic, that sarcasm was fucking gold.

But this still rocks.

Alexradl

Rape. Balls.

Aertyr

Hurrrr Hurrrrr

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