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Dear Destructoid and Its Community I Have an Important Message
Heretic | 8:09 PM on 09.19.2008 35 comments


This is a song I wrote for you Destructoid but apparently The Cult found out how to make a time machine and stole my work which allowed them to make my song and claim it as there own.



Oh the heads that turn
Make my back burn
And the heads that turn...
Make my back, make my back burn

The sparkle in your eyes
Keeps me alive
And the sparkle in your eyes
Keeps me alive, keeps me alive

The world
And the world turns around
The world and the world, yeah
The world drags me down

Oh, the heads that turn
Make my back burn
And the heads that turn
Make my back, make my back burn, yeah

Yeah-hey...

The fire in your eyes
Keeps me alive
And the fire in your eyes
Keeps me alive
I'm sure in her you'll find
The sanctuary
I'm sure in her you'll find
The sanctuary

And the world
The world turns around
And the world and the world
The world drags me down
And the world and the world and the world
The world turns around
And the world and the world and the world and the world
The world drags me down

Ah...

Hey-yeah...

And the world
And the world turns around
And the world and the world
Yeah, the world drags me down
And the world
Yeah, the world turns around
And the world and the world
The world drags me down

Sanctuary
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
Sanctuary

I LOVE YOU CHANTOID :D

Also me and 007 are finally moving to California and getting married :D (that was the other big news)



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31 comments | showing # 1 to 31
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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:16
MrSadistic
do not want butt sax
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:23
Mushman
Woah, wait a fucking minute Heretic, you now have three marriages?!?!?!?!?!

Shame on you!

Well I'll take this wife off you, seeing as you'll give most of you're time to 007



No need to thank me now.

;)
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:25
Steel Squirrel
You make me want to stab people.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:29
TheDreadHawk
Oh for Christ's sake...
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:31
Dead Movie Star

I'll take this one.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:46
Mushman
@Heretic

O RLY??

Well she said I was her favourite after she found out about you and 007.

She said she could take the second wife, even the girl you bang on the side, but not 007.


Well her stuff is here now, so you k'now, ummmmmmmmmmmm

*runs away fron Heretic's rage*
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:48
Mushman
*Comes back*

Christ I meant 'from'

*runs away even faster*
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 21:23
Scrixx
Oh dude sadistic/heretic.. WHAT THE FUCK

Also when I read yourself, I was expecting a GO FUCK YOURSELF. I am vastly disappointed.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 21:23
Scrixx
Oh dude sadistic/heretic.. WHAT THE FUCK

Also when I read the title, I was expecting a GO FUCK YOURSELF. I am vastly disappointed.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 21:49
CypherVR
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

(Chorus)
never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve know each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it

And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

(Chorus)
never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

(Chorus 3x)
never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 21:49
CypherVR
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 21:56
king3vbo
No no no, I call Bridget
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 22:28
Qraze
i'm somehow reminded of jim croce's if i could save time in a bottle but now am humming big bad leroy brown.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 22:46
grafkhun
guess I'm missing something, I don't know what the hell is going on here. surprise buttsecks?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 23:01
MrSadistic
This blog is supposed to be a blog about how far America as declined in terms of being a "superpower" and that in order to make-up for lost ground, it needs to slowly start a "true" Democracy in which each person is truly allowed to vote for who they want and actually make their vote count.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 23:08
007
Remember guys, this is how Heretic deals with his long-term depression (which he doesn't take medicine for, btw).

He lives a life of lies, deceits, and hates himself for being a failure in his only parent's eye. He wants his mother to love him, but she just can't love a child like him. Ever since he came out of the closet (not a joke), his life has been falling down a downwards spiral. He told me this once, back when we used to date.


Sad? yes. Should you feel bad for him? definitely not. Fuck this bitch. FUck this mother fucking bee-otch.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 23:12
007
Also, he masturbates to pics of Mister Rogers.


nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 00:33
nintendoll
@Qraze

I'm more of a fan of Rapid Roy, but Leroy Brown is a good one :)
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 00:57
mistic
congratz on the moving :-)
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 01:27
vexed alex
Shiiit. Heretic's expressing himself through lyrics? Nice, man. It's very teen angst.

You can probably find these same set of lyrics on his AOL Instant Messenger profile, but don't IM him though! You're likely to get pseudo witty backlash!
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 01:52
Kyousuke Nanbu
It took me awhile to notice but I realize you're a /b/tard from 4chan, another retard that's part of that cult and vastly overestimates his sense of humor.

At least you made sense before but ever since that blog where you made yourself to be this huge victim, my god you've turned into the biggest idiot I have ever seen, you really think you're funny with your LOL SO RANDOM XD, posting?

NIERO OR WHOMEVER BANS PEOPLE HERE, YOU BANNED THIS FUCKHEAD BEFORE, DO IT AGAIN AND DON'T BRING HIM BACK THIS TIME.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 04:03
nebones
wat
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 08:51
Qraze
i swear to god nintendoll my last blog was gonna be called rapid roy (the joystick boy) but didn't think anyone would catch the reference so i changed it to the time machine lol. i pick don't mess with jim for my fav though
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 09:51
Das Inchworm
This post is now about how awesome jim croce is.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 11:20
NotAZombie
Chantoid = lulz
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 11:41
blehman
I love The Cult, but I always forget what goofy looking fucks they are. Jeez, nice pirate outfit singer.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 12:46
Qraze
jim croce is the man indeed
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 15:01
blehman
Also, lol @ Mr. "Oh everyone takes this too seriously I'm the man and I'll let you know it troll" calling for a ban on heretic.
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