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Number 10
Dante - Devil May Cry 
Why he is on the top 10? Do you know anyone who can fight a horde of demoniac creatures while a slice of pizza is up in the air, and when all the fuckers are killed you still can grab it and eat it? At least I don't. He uses a fucking huge sword and a nice pair of pistols, and he does hell a nice pack of combos? What would you want more? Why he is not in first place? He kinda cheats, after all he is half-human half-demon, so it isn't fair for the human characters. Number 9 The Straight Line - Tetris 
Why he is on the top 10? Really guys how many times in tetris you needed the straight line? Almost all the time! You can't go wrong with it, and when he appears it's like xmas came earlier... but in 2D. Why he is not in first place? Although the straight line is great, some people can still fuck up the game, and put the line in the wrong place, and if you were in a bad situation, then basically you are now officially screwed! Number 8 Samus - Metroid 
Why SHE is on the top 10? Seriously when you played Metroid for the first time what was your first thought? "Man, this guy with this armored suit rocks!", and when you ended the game what did you thought? Was it: "OMG IT'S A CHICK!"? Sure it was, and only for that she deserves to be in this list! Why SHE is not in first place? Come on! It's a girl for god sake! And everybody knows that the place for a girl is in the kitchen! ... Just kiding darling... Number 7 Zero - Megaman 
Why he is on the top 10? Because he is awesome! He's like Megaman's mentor, and he fucking uses a plasma-laser-thing sword. And if this isn't enought you still have the Zero Virus which is a bad version of him! Why he is not in the first place? Well he is too much in second place in the Megaman X series, so I guess is not that bad ass... Number 6 Gordon Freeman - Half-Life 
Why he is on the top 10? Imagine this, you're a scientist working in some top secret experiment, and from one moment to another hell break loose, and aliens are all over the place, what would you do? Scream like a little girl? Get the most powerful weapon you can find? Commit suicide? No! You grab a fucking crowbar and start an alien killing spree! Why he is not in the first place? He looks a nerd and he is to much similar to Adam from the Mythbusters. Number 5 Kratos - God of War 
Why he is on the top 10? Pffff do I need to say why? Ok I'll say why: because he is FUCKING AWESOME! ... and he get's laid... Why he is not int the first place? He is basicly a god, so... no. Number 4 Altair - Assassin's Creed 
Why he is on the top 10? He's an assassin for god sake! He uses that cool robe, uses a freaking hidden blade, climbs building, has no mercy when it's killing time and he is missing one finger. Why he is not in the first place? In the beggining of the game he was a dougebad what was awesome, but at the ending he was a little too much nice to people, so he just lose the first place with that. Number 3 Sephiroth / Cloud / Vincent - Final Fantast VII   
Why THEY are on the top 10? To tell the truth I didn't knew who to choose, so hell this is my list so they are all three in number 3! They have cool weapons, they are fashion, and they KICK ASS! And there isn't a coller battle that Cloud vs Sephiroth in Advent Children [b]Why they are not in the first place? [/b]In China they say: "The bigger your weapon is, the smaller your di..." Number 2 Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid 
Why he is on the top 10? It's fucking Solid Snake, he doesn't need a reason to be where, he just belongs were! Even the old Snake, with that awesome mustache! Why he is not in the first place? You must be thinking why in hell he isn't in first place, it's my list so SHUT UP! And... NUMBER 1! Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem 
Why he is on the top 10? "It's time to kick ass and chew gum and I've ran out of gum"... THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME! I mean this guy shits on a alien face, how could someone be cooler that this? He doesn't need a reason to be number one, hell he is the fucking number one it self, even the freaking Megadeth made a cover of his theme song, and that in my little world is FUCKING AWESOME!!! Duke Nukem... YOU FUCKING ROCK! Can't wait to play Duke Nukem Forever... if someday it comes out...
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List APPROVED!!!
I fear that this new generation of gamers may never experience his glory.
Let's keep our hopes in Duke Nukem Forever
Jokes, good list there.
You may appreciate my blog on Tetris because I certainly did.
If you don't know who I'm talking about, then STFUAJPG!
I don't think I have ever seen Garret jumping rooftops and climbing walls, so to me Altair is bad assier than Garret.
Oh and as for Duke, "I'm here to kick-ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all outta gum." Amazingly bad-assed
just because they arent human they cant be "#1 badass videogame character"?
you should change the blog title to "most badass normal human beings in games"
How is Dante forced and a person like Kratos or Marcus Fenis is/isnt?
BUT, if you want to know what we're talking about with Garret, I did an in depth look on him during the "Cast of A Thousands" themed month that I am pretty proud of... if your at all interested. If not, well... fine then, hehe. Carry on.
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