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10 things you don't know about Hemarroid
Hemarroid | 3:06 AM on 02.06.2009 13 comments


1. I know, my nick has a typo, but it is suppose to! There's a really old and funny story behind it, so... don't ask about it.

2. I was a Counter-Strike pseudo-pro-player, I have been in at least 15 clans, until the time I got bored, and found that there was another live in the other side of the screen... or at least there was, I forgot to feed my rat, and he ended up a little... dead. RIP Peidolas

3. I'm an European citizen (more concretely Portuguese) with American tastes in terms of cars and bikes. So if you live in America and your fed up with your mustang please send to me!

4. At this moment I don't have any console, it's only me, my old pc and my sackboy, not the lbp sackboy, MY "sackboy"!
Still, I am a proud owner of a Spectrum ZX, a Genesis and a PSX, and with some luck briefly I'll own a DS, but before that Nintendo needs to drop the DS price, DO YOU HEAR ME NINTENDO? STOP PRINTING MONEY!

5. I'm not a fat ass guy who stays most of his time seated in front of his pc, actually every day I walk about 2 kilometers to go to university, and time to time I practice freeride.

6. My musical taste is quite... noisy, I pretty much love Moonspell, R.A.M.P, Devil Driver, QOTSA, and when I want something more peacefull I'll go for some Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd or Deep Purple.
When I have some time I'll grab my bass and wake up my neighbors.

7. For now I have 2 pending projects, an online game (still in the planning phase), and a messenger program, that maybe I'll change the ideia of messenger protocols that we are used to.

8. I fucking hate to shave, why does beard grow so fast? And since I don't have much patience to shave, most of the time I look like a bum.

9. I'm a old school gamer, I still get more fun from playing games like arkanoid than many recent games. Because games are made to people have fun!

10. There's so few things to talk about me that I really don't know what number 10 should be... ohh I know: "I am a banana!"



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Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 05:14
Anus Mcphanus
You know, I have never shaved in my entire life. I guess that should be seen as a blessing! Oh and before you ask I'm 23.
Hemarroid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 05:44
Hemarroid
@Anus Mcphanus - You lucky bastard =P
Solivagant's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 08:21
Solivagant
So what's the dirty secret behind hemarroid? Is it an old sweetheart that had a case of the hemarroids before you hit that poontang?!

By the way folks, I have the (dis)pleasure of knowing Hemarroid in real life! So fact number 11 up there should be that he knows a HATER.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 08:51
Naim Master
Drop the DS price even more? You're doing a messenger and ya can't buy a DS?
Hemarroid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 09:16
Hemarroid
@Naim Master - It's an opensource project, so I don't earn money with it. But if you want to support me on that you're welcome.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 09:57
Anus Mcphanus
@DanGale:
A damn smooth one to ;-)
Dark Mark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 11:36
Dark Mark
Hemarroid,

Try using an electric razor for a few weeks. They are clumsy, don't give a very close shave, but are perfect for the man on the go.

Just give your face a couple of weeks to get accustomed to shaving that way. I haven't had to buy shaving cream in several years and I only spend 3 minutes shaving in the morning.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 15:12
PappaDukes
@Dark Mark - Shaving cream's for pussies. I shave with a dull razor and 3 months growth and not an ounce of cream. I also chew nails and shit shards of glass.
Spyderzghost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 20:23
Spyderzghost
U listen to Devil Driver...Fuck yeah Noisy music rules. I saw someone with a sticker that said " If its not Country.. Its not music" I was laughing so hard I damn near crashed the car.
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