Haywood Jabuzoff 's blog
The first games I ever really fell in love with were Final Fantasy VII and Xenogears...at the same time. Cliche? Maybe. Give me a break. I was in middle school.

I love games, but I don't consider myself a "gamer". There are other things I love too, such as the NBA and great mystery novels. But, if loving games means that I am either with gamers - the seemingly omnipresent, one-dimensional label of fans, who are often perceived as rabid, reclusive, and ridiculous - or against them, then I'm out. Sorry, its just not that important to me. I had to get that off my chest.

On a lighter note:

I don't rant on the internet, I don't abbreviate everything into acronyms, and I sure as hell don't want everyone to agree with me.

Hit me up on the PSN if you like what you read, or even if you don't.

That said, if you just want to type me a treatise without any sort of regard for the English language telling me how wrong or "totally retarded" I am, bro, then I hope you enjoy disappointment.


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