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Community Manager for Tomopop.com.

Random gaming facts about Haxan

Legitimately beat Mike Tyson and went through Another World Circuit undefeated.

Beat the original Contra without dying. Twice.

Can land the damn plane in Top Gun and can also refuel in midair.

Can't beat Ghost & Goblins without the level select code and has never lied about it.

Thinks Friday the 13th is a great game even if the physics, controls and weapons are garbage.

Mario Paint caused him to buy a Super Nintendo and largely leave his Sega Genesis behind. He has played it more than most video games and wore down the mouse pad so that the grid only shows around the corners.

Has beaten Street Fighter II: The World Warrior and Super Street Fighter II: The New Challengers on the SNES on the hardest difficulty without losing a single round. Multiple times.

Is still friends with the girl who worked at a local game store and sold him Street Fighter II nearly 17 years ago.

Beat Final Fantasy 2 in a weekend when he was a kid, yet can't get through a role-playing game these days if his life depended on it.

Has never beaten Final Fantasy VII.

Prefers pads to sticks.

Likes the N64 controller.

Prefers the Duke to the S-controller.

Doesn't think that Super Mario 64 is all that great.

Got an Xbox mostly for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. And thinks it's a damn good game. Really.

Swore he would never buy a Game Boy Advanced SP, but immediately broke down once the NES edition came out. (And regarding the NES Classics series, true in-store dialogue: "Dude, are you serious?! They seriously expect people to pay 20 dollars a piece for games they can just downlo...Ooh! Zelda!")

Really liked the first Halo. (Well, there goes my dtoid cred.)

Can rock out Dynamite Rave in Dance Dance Revolution like it's nobody's business.

Played the hell out of Animal Crossing: Wild World and hid that fact from nobody.

Stomped Brad Nicholson at Street Fighter IV, but had to resort to the cheapest of tactics in order to do so. ;)

Thinks you're really, really, really smart. And pretty.

Top ten favorite games (in no particular order):

•The Legend of Zelda (NES)
•Mike Tyson's Punch-Out (NES)
•The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (N64)
•Phantom 2040 (SNES)
•Street Fighter II (any version)
•Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence (PS2)
•Final Fantasy 3/6 (SNES)
•Ico (PS2)
•Sin and Punishment (N64)
•Picross (DS)



(NVGR)

I love drawing, though I realize that I'm not very good. I figured early on that drawing my own header art would help my blogs stand out. Thanks to Destructoid, and to the scanner that Carollelogram got me for my birthday last year, I feel like I've developed a unique style that's distinctly my own.

Outside of games I've got a DVD collection that is exploding out of a 5'x6' shelf (over 400 titles). So suffice it to say that I love movies. I'm a huge horror fan and I host an annual Dusk Till Dawn Horror Movie Marathon nearly every October. My top ten favorite films in order are as follows:

1. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (Il Buono, il Brutto, il Cativo, 1966)
2. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
3. Seven Samurai (Shichinin no Samurai, 1954)
4. The City of Lost Children (La Citι des enfants perdus, 1995)
5. The Apartment (1960)
6. Strings (2004)
7. Heavenly Creatures (1994)
8. The Big Lebowski (1998)
9. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
10. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

Music-wise, my top 3 bands are The Pixies, The Velvet Underground and Radiohead. I listen to damn near every genre of music (except modern country. I yearn for the days of Hank Williams, Sr. and Tammy Wynette). Hit random on my mp3 player and you'll get everything from darkwave to hip hop to 80's synthpop. I karaoke pretty regularly. I can't sing, but I surround myself with people who can. Still, you've not experienced all there is in life until you've seen me proper butcher True by Spandau Ballet.

Then, as for the literary interests, my love lies with pulp detective novels of the thirties and forties. Raymond Chandler is simply the greatest ever. And Dashiell Hammett is just fantastic. Lately, I've been reading through Frank Herbert's Dune Chronicles at Carollelogram's recommendation. Two books in and I have to say they're astonishing.

If you do the Twitter thing, Haxan1 is my handle should you want to follow me.

Feel free to friend me to your console of choice should you ever want to play a game of Street Fighter. Just be sure to let me know that you're from Destructoid and you'll get the royal treatment.



Blogs I writed:


Reviews
•Virtual Console Review- The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
•Review- Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop

Front Page
•Other Worlds Than These: The citizens of the land of Termina
•Community spotlight: Haxan goes above and beyond for the community

Monthly Musings
•Instant Replay: Street Fighter II
•The Start of the Affair: Solomon's Key

Editorials and assorted articles
•Does the Wii have RROD-type issues of its own?
•Okay, Nintendo. I guess that we can be friends again.
•Niero, do you have any idea what in the lobster milkshake you have done?! (dtoid 3rd anniversary post)
•10 things you might not have known about Haxan (but really only 8)
•Why Destructoid is awesome: Nilcam is the greatest edition (I honestly can't give Nilcam enough props for this.)
•Christmas shopping: Non-gaming, priest dad-style
•Bad Dye Job: A Darius Pickman Story
•"Congraturation" RetroforceGO!
•Nintendon't what?! Now you tell me just what the %#@$ Nintendon't do!

Neat stuff I played a bit part in
•The Destructoid children's alphabet book

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Destroy Haxan, Win Street Fighter IV Contest: Week 2 Results (Calling Out the Dtoid Editors Edition)
Haxan | 6:34 AM on 12.14.2008 17 comments




Week two...

Holy moly. Week two.

Week two had the first place ranking switch from person to person more than an STD at a swingers bar. Week two ended with a marathon 12 hour play session that encompassed 200 matches on two different consoles and 7 different competitors. Also, a four-pack of low-carb Monster, 12 cans of Labatt Blue Light, a King-Sized Triple Whopper value meal with onion rings, 5 jalapeno White Castles and a sack of onion chips. Week two was effing awesome.

Let's look at the current rankings which barely resemble those from just 24 hours ago. The number in parentheses after each name is the ranking from from Friday night, just to show what difference a day makes. The asterisk represents competitors who were appearing on the board for the first time.

1st senisan82 (5) PS3
2nd Char Aznable (3) 360
3rd y0j1mb0 (2) PS3
4th DanMartigan (1) 360
5th Nilcam (4) PS3
6th casualweaponry (6) PS3
7th C2C Shiro (7) 360
8th Rab (*) 360
9th TrailerParkJesus (*) 360
10th kirbilot (8) PS3
11th Cataract (*) 360
12th Smurfee McGee (9) 360
13th cwal37 (10) PS3



Over the course of Super Saturday Street Fighter Day, each of the top four competitors spent some time in the first place spot. That's how tight the competition is. I was going to be happy if there were 10 competitors. We now have 13. I happy now, so I don't care if you jump in or not. I mean, you probably wouldn't want a free copy of Street Fighter 4 anyways. It's only the first true sequel to the series in over 10 years. Who needs it? An exclusive club. Yesterday Y0j1 and Rab came up with a secret handshake. We might even print up t-shirts. We don't need your kind. I'm totally kidding. Read the rules, add me as a friend, challenge me when you see me online. It's not too late to join the Hardcore Fighters of Dtoid Street like casualweaponry and Dan Martigan.

Okay, so that's the top spot. It's not the only prize being given away. There's also the "attendance" award given to the person who shows up to compete the most days. Sorry, guys. Nilcam's wrapped this thing up. He's been on for every single PS3 match, and is almost always the first to issue a challenge. So, if you want to win the official Street Fighter Fight Night t-shirt (a shirt that is so awesome that I'd buy one myself were it not for the bit about me using a whole month's worth of disposable income to fund this competition [no big loss, really. I was probably just going to use it to see The Punisher: War Zone anyways {and we all know that Dolph Lundgren is the only true Punisher <though, the guy that played Titus Pollo in Rome is really badass>}]), you'll need to track the Nilla Wafer down and break his hands. Oh, and compete every scheduled night for your console of choice.



Finally, we have the Scrub Award. This will be given to the person that plays the cheapest games during the competition. And to be honest, I'm just going to make up something outlandish, anyways. I've got this whole story about how C2C Shiro is the cheapest player ever to play the game. But it's a good few paragraphs long. And this is already a tl;dr c-blog as it is. So a new feature every Wednesday throughout the rest of the competition will be the This Week's Cheapest Player c-blog. At the end of the competition I'll hold a poll over in the forums, because that is something that apparently can be done there. And you can vote on the winner of the cheap prize that will be given to the cheapest player. See? It's a theme.

So, read the rules. Send me a challenge. Kick my ass. Maybe win a prize.

Finally ("aren't you done, yet?!" Almost. Promise.), where's the editorial love? Not a single destructoid.com editor has joined this competition. I know that the big game publishers haven't wised up yet and realized that the 'toid is the most influential gaming community in the cosmos. Therefore they aren't always sending free review copies of their games. And in this wintry economic climate, isn't a free game to review worth fighting for? So, I'm throwing down the gauntlet to our beloved site running folk. If a destructoid editor competes for and wins the top prize, I will spring for overnight shipping to give the most time to pore over the game before reviewing. I'm looking at you, Chad and Topher, who picked up the PS3 version in your infinite wisdom because the 360 dpad is sars in molded plastic form.

Long C-blog is long.



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Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 07:51
Y0j1mb0
Confirmed: Destructoid Editors suck at Street Fighter.

LMAO.

Also Nilcan needs to get a life.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 08:58
free touch
I reallty need to get in on this. I love a new challenge. haxan, if I don't find you, find me. freetouch2000 on live.
nilcam's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 10:17
nilcam
@Yoj1mbo: It's hard having a wife who prefers DS gaming and being in complete control of the television console setup in my house. Really hard. It also doesn't hurt that I'm in the central time zone.

I'll need to make some arrangements for next Saturday. We're having a generic holiday party, which may or may not include SF HDR and TvC.
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 12:06
Haxan
@Nilton Bradley,
Any party that contains Tatsunoko vs Capcom is far from a "generic holiday party". Also, I crashing. Unless roundtrip plane tickets cost less than the price of an imported Wii game that was forged in the foundries of awesome... Nope. Just looked it up. Maybe you better just pencil me in.

We'll work something out. Maybe we can knock some games out early in the day before I go to bed.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 12:16
casualweaponry
I hate the holidays... I've been so busy lately. I'm making it a priority to play from here on in!
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 12:33
Cataract
I had an awesome time playing yesterday, any chance we can schedule some time for make-up matches?
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 12:48
Haxan
@Cataract,
It's possible. I usually don't go to bed until somewhere between noon and 2pm (eastern standard). So, if you're ever available during the morning (I get home from work around 8am), that can be worked out. Also, I could always get up earlier (but only by like an hour) to start playing at 7pm. But going any later in the day would make me late for work. Anyways, PM me and we'll see what can be arranged.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 14:23
pedrovay2003
I need to actually, you know, catch some of these people when they're online.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 17:05
RAB
yeah. secret handshake.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 17:31
Danmartigan
Damn I missed the super saturday. I did however just get done building a new stick with Sanwa buttons. You are all going down.

Also, on the staff topic, I have played against Phist a couple times. I think he's on the dtoid staff and he put up a good fight.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2008 01:58
RAB
so long dental plan
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2008 02:15
TrailerParkJesus
Remember that time when I threw you five times as Vega and I still lost the round? That was demoralizing.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2008 08:16
Char Aznable
Damn, I want in on the secret handshake.

@Rab

Lisa needs braces.
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2008 12:55
smurfee mcgee
Fuck. I missed it. I got home at 9 a.m. and kind of passed out all day. I probably have no chance at winning now. maybe I'll go for that scrub award
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2008 18:25
RAB
where you at dawg? been on all day waiting for you! its monday! KEN DAY
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