This is not my first post, but it's time for me to stop BSing the community and talk about a subject that's personal and incredibly shallow: HOT BOYS!!! LULZ!!

Since I finished playing Viva Piñata, I've been having dreams about paper-maché animals: me and Chewnicorn doing the romance dance together, me and Horstachio going to the shooting range together, me and Chippopotamus... uh.... yeah. It just made think that I'd probably be better off thinking about about the hot guys in my recent gaming that I've been obsessed with.



1) Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer from Custer's Revenge
Custer's not so much an incredible badass considering how hard he and his brothers got ravaged by some Indians at the Battle of Little Bighorn. But he makes up for it in sheer mangirth. He looks like a hairless Ron Jeremy combined with Pop-Eye, my favorite fap magnets. That and although his wild bologna pony is only 3 pixels long, it's at least the size of his leg and I can get behind that... or in front of that... or under that.

2) Zangief from the Street Fighter series
What a badass. Love badasses. And the hair. He definitely has the greatest hair of any video game character and it covers nearly his entire body. Not to mention that he's got the roughest beef bayonet in the entire Street Fighter series. But two words sum it all up: SPINNING PILEDRIVER. Just think of the amazing things he could do in bed. Freaky!!!

3) Rob Summa from Epileptic Gaming
So who cares if he lives in a hotel, collects manga figures and humps his lucha libre pillow? That actually turns me on. But really, Rob is the perfect boy for me. He loves kitties, shops on eBay, has an amazing t-shirt collection that I would totally steal from, and he's got a killer smirk. I'll take a smartass over a badass anyday.