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Destructoid's Shadowrun Revival
HarassmentPanda | 2:11 PM on 02.25.2009 39 comments




In 2007, FASA Interactive and Microsoft Game Studios released a largely ignored first person shooter named Shadowrun. Shadowrun was an ambitious title: It was to launch the Windows Live service--finally bringing PC and 360 gamers together--and introduce an entirely new generation of gamers to the Shadowrun universe. Unfortunately, the game was a commercial flop, FASA Studios closed their doors in September 2007, and the Shadowrun forums were shut down in early 2008.

So, why was the game such a commercial failure? Well, there were three main reasons: First, the market wasn't ready to pay $60 for a multiplayer-only title with a mere 9 maps. Second, fans of the Shadowrun franchise were pretty mad to see their beloved RPG series transformed into a first person shooter. Third, it takes a relatively open mind to appreciate the depth of the "Shadowrun experience."

Well, great news, everyone! The failure of Shadowrun has had two long-term benefits: The game is now absurdly cheap ($5-20 for the 360 or PC version) and is primarily played by a mature, douche-free audience. Unrelated to it's commercial failure, the game is really well balanced and extremely fun. For a taste of the Destructoid Legends™ playing Shadowrun, look no further than here:

Mxyzptlk (the leaderboard says it all)
Tino (Jersey scum)
Ronaldo Workmeng (destroyer of joy; cblog link conspicuously absent)
king3vbo (you may as well shoot him for that abortion he calls FAILcast)
HarassmentPanda (sweet, knowledgeable, and won't put his willy in your ear)
Hoygeit (hurts women)
Justin Villasenor (sexy contributor extraordinaire!)
PetiePal (fist-pumping Jersey guido scum)
BFeld13 (all around rad dude)
LostCrichton (I only understand him about 2% of the time)

"How can I join this list of god-men?" you ask. The answer is simple:

1. Buy Shadowrun
2. Post a comment or send a PM with your gamertag.
3. Play through the Shadowrun tutorial.
4. ?
5. PROFIT!

The lot of us were talking outside of Destructoid and decided it would be a lot of fun to get the community involved with this game. I hope to be playing tonight and throughout the weekend, but with enough interest I would like to get a weekly game going.

"But, Panda, Team Fortress 2 is only $9.99 this week and it's still being supported by the developer!" you cry. Well, dear reader, does TF2 have MYTHICAL BEASTS? No! How about MAGIC? No! The ability to unite 360 and PC gamers? No!! Conclusion: You can take your "updates" and "stable community" and shove them straight up your ass! I'll be the rifle-toting, teleporting gay elf named "Phelta Mansreer" playing Shadowrun. Hope to see you soon.



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BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 14:25
BFeld13
I'm in
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 14:28
Darren Nakamura
I'm not! But I respect the idea.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 14:34
DarkTravesty
i'd be all for it if i had my gaming pc put together :/ because it sounds fun and i actually liked that game.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 14:36
sickNasty
Speaking of 360/PC mulitplayer games.... Anyone want to play Lost Planet: Colonies??
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 14:42
aborto thefetus
I already have it, which I kind of regret because I payed full price for it. But it is a fun game and I am definitely in on playing it.

Gamertag: asbestosSNDWICH
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 14:45
Teta
If someone xplains me how to get the PC version I am in!
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 14:53
Zombutler
I may have to buy this (again).
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 14:58
Aaron Mxy Yost
My friend list is full, but a lot of you are already on there. I'll typically be up for some games after 11:30pm eastern.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 15:00
ZServ
i looooove shadowrun! Tag: ZServ

Count me in :)
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 15:04
Bob Muir
Yashoki's been trying to push me (and the massive list of five Failcast listeners) to get this game and play, but I haven't ever gotten around to it. I might look at picking it up in mid-March, though.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 15:10
007
I'll see if I can get it if it's really that cheap.

GT: salman707
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 15:14
blehman
*sigh*

I'm in, let me pick it up Friday or Saturday.

GT: blehmeng
Dickey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 15:32
Dickey
Bought this game at release and have been looking for someone to play it with ever since. Truly an underrated shooter.

GT: Karthis
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 15:50
MechaMonkey
I'll try to pick it up sometime soon.

GT: MechaMunkey
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 15:58
Butmac
I support this and Im sure Azn Joe will play too - I see him playing that game every now and then.

add me

GT: Butmac
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 16:33
Wedge
If I can find a cheap PC copy lying around somewhere I might. Then I'd have to put GFWL on my PC though...
TheRemedy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 16:35
TheRemedy
I'm in

GT: TheOnlyRemedy
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 16:40
tsunamikitsune
Sounds cool, I always liked Shadowrun. It's like Counter-Strike with crazy awesome magic powers.

I don't own the game currently, but I might get it from Gamefly in the next week or two so I can keep it for an absurdly low price.
Shoop's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 17:33
Shoop
Um, TF2 does have a mythical beast.

The gentle spycrab :(
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 17:45
Teta
@DarkTravesty
"GoGamer does not ship to International Destinations at this time."
Sad Teta :(
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 17:49
HarassmentPanda
@Teta

How about $9.97 @ Amazon?
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 18:07
Cowzilla3
20 dollars! I wanted a peanut.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 18:26
Y0j1mb0
It's about time you guys did this. I have said this WAY BEFORE about this game and I'm a supposed PS3 fanboy.

Shadowrun rules! I paid for it full price and still don't regret it.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 18:42
HarassmentPanda
@y0j1mb0

You going to hop off your high and mighty PS3 horse to play with the lot of us dirty 360 & PC gamers?
The Big Bad Wolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 20:07
The Big Bad Wolf
Shadowrun was the ONLY skillful FPS to ever be on xboxlive, period.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 20:29
DarkTravesty
@ teta: :( hopefully amazon works. i'll join in depending on the date. a friend of mine that i graduated with is coming by this weekend to help me assemble my pc. i should be ready saturday or sunday if hes able to make it down barring the shit weather we are supposed to get.

GT: DarkTravesty
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 01:00
The Incredible Edible Egg
Don't talk to me like you know me.

Also hit me up on XBL sometime. AZN Joe 2dot0
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 11:52
BulletTrain
Shit, if I'd have to order this from online somewhere. Sounds like fun though.
GoP Scarecrow's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 09:22
GoP Scarecrow
Had this game for about a year and a half, play it on occasion, i bought it at the 35 dollar price woohoo.

GT GoP Scarecrow
Shoop's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2009 21:26
Shoop
Me and Wedge picked up a cheap 360 copy.

GT: Spy Krabba
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2009 18:45
PetiePal
I got a cheap copy as well, it's PetiePal! GT: PhonySoprano
LuntiX's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2009 21:20
LuntiX
I'm in as soon as I can buy a copy.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 09:06
king3vbo
Feel the wrath of my DWARF
archimedes17's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 22:58
archimedes17
I am inspired. Please include me in your reindeer games.

GT: Solvain
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:43
peachboy
it has taken me a while to see this post. i am now going to the gamestop. brb.
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