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9:10 AM on 01.27.2014

Is Toad Middle Eastern?

First, we discovered that the clouds and bushes in Super Mario Bros. were using the same sprite.† Later, mankind theorised that the entirety of Super Mario Bros 3. was actually a stage play. And now, I have unearthed the ne...   read

4:28 PM on 12.30.2013

2013 in Gaming: Better/Worse than Ever

What a year, eh? Another triumphant year for current gen consoles, the introduction of the next generation, the higher standards of AAA experiences and the greater exposure and availability of indie games. Yep, itís a pretty ...   read

10:46 AM on 12.10.2013

Carry Over Saves Are a Near Impossible Dream.

Can The Walking Dead deliver on its promise of past decisions affecting Season Two? Carry over saves were a revolutionary idea, the concept that decisions you made could have repercussions that went beyond just later on in ...   read

10:12 AM on 05.02.2013

Fanart Flops: Sonic walks with Christ, do you? (NSFW)

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the blog that insists fanart is one word no matter what spell check says. For those not in the know Fanart Flops is a collection of the oddest and most confusing videogame fanart by otherwise talented...   read

1:18 PM on 02.19.2013

7 Demos better than their own game.

WARNING: THERE WILL BE NO MENTION OF ALIENS. Thereís been a lot of talk of demos lately since it was suggested at DICE that demos hurt more than they help in terms of sales, to which we all responded smugly and said ďHa,...   read

10:04 AM on 02.03.2013

Sex: No. No no no no no no nonononononono. NO.

If you canít do sex right, donít do it at all. Thatís why I donít do sex, and thatís why developers shouldnít either. Iím no prude, sex is a natural part of life and an unavoidable storytelling device, the thing is I donít ...   read

3:53 PM on 01.22.2013

The Big Bang Theoryís Greatest Game Moments.

Finally, weíve received the social acceptance weíve strived so hard for. For years we were the victim of bullying and mean spirited jokes but finally, finally, nerds and gamers are no longer singled out as socially maladju...   read

8:44 AM on 12.28.2012

Search my name? Thatís just masturbation.

So this is a thing now. But after searching my name I only found out thereís a lot of sad people out there that share my name and feel the need to self aggrandise on Urban Dictionary. So unless you legitimately believe that o...   read

2:44 PM on 12.13.2012

Metal Gear Rising: Impractions

Yes, that is a combination of impressions and reactions, expect much more wordbining in the spirit of Revengeance. So, the Metal Gear Rising demo has been in the hands of those who bought the ZOE Collection for quite some t...   read

8:17 PM on 10.20.2012

Itís All About Context.

Iíve always been of the mind that while men and women are (obviously) equal they are not identical, and Iím going to speak really carefully here to get my point across without accidentally offending anyone, what I mean is t...   read

3:22 PM on 10.03.2012

Fanart Flops: Foot Fetish Krang Edition.

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the horrifying videogame fanart feature that did it first, Something Awful and Kotaku .......even though thereís probably a dozen people who did it before me. As always, for those of you who donít k...   read

3:04 PM on 09.19.2012

I Gots Dibs on Gaige, yo.

Some people might think itís stupid to stake a claim on a character we know next to nothing about and wonít get to use for a month, but I consider it prudent, because Gaige is most definitely the best character by far, so goo...   read

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