First, we discovered that the clouds and bushes in Super Mario Bros.
were using the same sprite.†
Later, mankind theorised that the entirety of Super Mario Bros
3. was actually a stage play.
And now, I have unearthed the next ďit was there all alongĒ revelation of the Mario universe; Toad is Middle Eastern. Sort of, I mean, heís not from the actual Middle East or Arab or anything, heís a mushroom, but just roll with me here.†
Reason #1 Ė Look at Him
I feel like either Iím the only person in the world who sees this or everybody else in the world is aware of it and just never mentions it; but Toadís design is heavily based on Arabic culture. When I was little I always wondered why Toad wore the same outfit as Disneyís Aladdin, but looking at it now I see that Toad is completely decked out in Arabic garb, not only is he wearing an Arabian vest and harem trousers (actually what theyíre called), but the real cinchier was when I realised that his mushroom cap is supposed to be evocative of a turban.†
Reason # 2 Ė World 2 is Always a Desert.
To date, the second worlds in Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Bros. 3, New Super Mario Bros., New Super Mario Bros. Wii, New Super Mario Bros. 2, Paper Mario, Paper Mario: Sticker Star, New Super Mario Bros. U
and Super Mario 3D World
have all been desert themed. Assuming that Mario takes the shortest route possible to Bowers domain this indicates that the Mushroom Kingdom encapsulates or borders vast expanses of desert land, given how early in the game you visit Iím betting itís the former, this means that the Mushroom Kingdom must integrate and share much of the landís culture and people.†
Reason # 3 Ė Mushroom Royalty
These fine gentlemen are the Mushroom Kings, appearing in Super Mario Bros. 3
as the lords presiding over the Mushroom Kingdom. You may notice than they all have dark complexions and several of them dress in style reminiscent of Middle Eastern nobility, except for the Viking and...um, potato? Letís just assume they rule over the vassal states. Were that not to convince you enough have a look at this fellow...
That is the Mushroom King, the
Mushroom King, as in Peachís father. Appearing occasionally in the comics as a bumbling fool, this is the closest we've gotten to any sort of official word on big daddy mushroom himself, and as you may notice, heís a goddamn sultan! In fact, itís becoming more and more evident that Peach and Daisy are the odd ones out when it comes to the Mushroom aristocracy.
Reason #4 Ė Doki Doki Panic
Doki Doki Panic
was the basis for what we in the west knew as Super Mario Bros. 2
, what was originally an Arabian Nights themed platformer was reskinned to become a Mario game, and since Mario games were already surrealist nonsense very few changes needed to be made beyond inserting familiar characters. Toad replaced Papa, a squat man wearing an Arabian vest, harem trousers (again, actually what theyíre called) and a turban, sound familiar? Iím not saying Toad is a rip-off, he was created first, more likely is that they wear similar clothes because vests were an easy way to distinguish the arms of a character, much like Marioís overalls. The point is, Toad already looked exactly like his Middle Eastern counterpart, and the fact that Nintendo
haphazardly smashed an Arabian Nights themed game into the Mario world doesnít exactly hurt my case.†
Reason #5 Ė Nobody Cosplays Toad because it Looks Racist.
It becomes shockingly obvious when you stretch Toad out to human proportions that this character is Middle Eastern. Anybody cosplaying as Toad is put in the unfortunate position of being mistaken for a genie by anyone outside the gaming community.†
Reasons #6 #7 #8 Ė So Many Other Things!
Am I the only one seeing this!? What about the Dryites from Paper Mario? What about the pyramids that appear in so many levels? Are Shy Guys supposed to be female Toads in burkas!? Okay, no, that one was stupid, but you canít deny the irrefutable evidence that Toad, and evidently, much of the Mushroom Kingdom, are thematically and allegorically Arabic.