Haha great article!! Fapped!!
My choice: Restarting
Have a midterm this afternoon and haven't started studying yet?? Just restart to a day ago!! *waits for something to happen* Uh, I said just restart!! Restart!! Come on, why won't you restart!? Abra kadabra?? RESTART GODDAMMIT!! Please?? Oh fuuuuuuck no T_T
When does it work? - "Baby, just calm down. Don't worry, I know this guy who knows this doctor who performs abortions. It'll all be fine."
My choice: Restarting
Have a midterm this afternoon and haven't started studying yet?? Just restart to a day ago!! *waits for something to happen* Uh, I said just restart!! Restart!! Come on, why won't you restart!? Abra kadabra?? RESTART GODDAMMIT!! Please?? Oh fuuuuuuck no T_T
When does it work? - "Baby, just calm down. Don't worry, I know this guy who knows this doctor who performs abortions. It'll all be fine."
Great write-up! I've tried the silent protagonist thing too and as you've said it just doesn't work. I even tried to make it easier for other people and reply with such gems as "..." and would you believe they still thought I was a jerk?
What do you mean you would? Hey, "..." you pal.
What do you mean you would? Hey, "..." you pal.
Wow, nearly all of these things are mechanics that I'm really starting to tire of. Wow, apparently I'm a whore for realism!
Awesome fun blog!
... though I think that the romance in Baldur's Gate 2 might actually work in real life... a guy that follows me around constantly assuring me of his affection for me, he'll fight by my side, never leave me... and best yet, if I get bored of him, I can kick him out of the party and he leaves without a fuss and doesn't even want half my stuff!! :)
... though I think that the romance in Baldur's Gate 2 might actually work in real life... a guy that follows me around constantly assuring me of his affection for me, he'll fight by my side, never leave me... and best yet, if I get bored of him, I can kick him out of the party and he leaves without a fuss and doesn't even want half my stuff!! :)
Surprised that "you can change direction while jumping" and "eating stuff off the ground = healing" didn't make the list, but still.
I LOVE THE LAST ONE LOL. He punched me in the face, then he punched me again. “Oww, what the fuck, it’s my turn! I got to my feet and at the top of my voice screamed “LIMIT BREAAAAAK” and then kicked him in the crotch!
Fuu, hit the wrong button.
Anyhow, here's another one: Guns are as easy as point and shoot.
Real guns have things like recoil(and thus, kickback), a spray area, and weight. Just pointing and shooting any old gun like any other gun may result in something like this happening.
When It Does Work: Laser Tag and Water Guns.
Anyhow, here's another one: Guns are as easy as point and shoot.
Real guns have things like recoil(and thus, kickback), a spray area, and weight. Just pointing and shooting any old gun like any other gun may result in something like this happening.
When It Does Work: Laser Tag and Water Guns.
Really funny blog man, #6 cracked me up especially. I'd give you a fap, but I'm on my Wii and I can't fap with it.
...don't judge me, I'm no less of a man.
...don't judge me, I'm no less of a man.

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