Welcome to the blog.... you must be bored. anyway im Handy, I'm a student in Ireland and I'm here to talk about whatever may come into my mind....so not much then.
Lets see... Iíve been playing games pretty much my whole life, since my Commodore back in the day to my ps3 now Iíve been hooked. Actually come to think of it I canít remember a time I wasnít playing games. Canít say I have a favourite genre, I like to try a bit of everything, though I will go to town on a good RPG. Iíll have something to fill in this space as soon as my life becomes interesting.
^^^ Seriously, I wrote that like four years ago and still nothing interesting has happened.
Like everyone else on Destructoid Iím at a loss on what to fill this space with so I guess Iíll just catalogue my greatest hits, if you can call a loose collection of lists and borderline pornographic fanart ďgreatest hitsĒ.
Listmania Ė Because liking something isnít as important as liking it in the correct order.
Welcome to Fanart Flops, the horrifying videogame fanart feature that did it first, Something Awful and Kotaku .......even though thereís probably a dozen people who did it before me.
As always, for those of you who donít know (run, run away now!), Fanart Flops is not a collection of bad fanart, most artists featured here are actually quite talented, but unfortunately insane. Fanart Flops are the most bizarre and confusing pictures to be found on the internet, sometimes itís a strange idea or concept, sometimes there is some reasoning behind it but weíre seeing it out of context, and sometimes itís just ďoffĒ for lack of a better term.
Iím going to forgo peppering shitty jokes around every picture this time, I always felt I needed to contribute more than just uploading pictures for these blogs, but thatís because you donít see the hours I spend searching for fanart that meets the ridiculously specific rules Iíve set myself (some of which I break this time around), and also because I have to suffer the really nasty stuff I canít post here.
So check your sanity at the door, you wonít need it where weíre going.
Is it being pumped in or sucked out? Would either answer make you feel better?
In fairness, they should have expected this sort of thing when they sexualised a gorilla.
See, this is the thing about Fanart Flops, I know this is referencing something, I just have no idea what and itís hilarious out of context.
Gotta go fast?
Okay, this one is definitely intentional, but ďKrogan KokĒ makes me laugh so hard I had to include it. That and Iíve see a lot of Mass Effect alien cocks in my search for Fanart Flops and this is probably the only one I could get away with posting.
It took me a while to get this one, then I did and began to hate the world in a whole new way.