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Welcome to the blog.... you must be bored. anyway im Handy, I'm a student in Ireland and I'm here to talk about whatever may come into my mind....so not much then.

Lets see... I’ve been playing games pretty much my whole life, since my Commodore back in the day to my ps3 now I’ve been hooked. Actually come to think of it I can’t remember a time I wasn’t playing games. Can’t say I have a favourite genre, I like to try a bit of everything, though I will go to town on a good RPG. I’ll have something to fill in this space as soon as my life becomes interesting.

^^^ Seriously, I wrote that like four years ago and still nothing interesting has happened.



Like everyone else on Destructoid I’m at a loss on what to fill this space with so I guess I’ll just catalogue my greatest hits, if you can call a loose collection of lists and borderline pornographic fanart “greatest hits”.



Listmania – Because liking something isn’t as important as liking it in the correct order.

Game plots that are clearly rip-offs: Part two

Gamings Greatest Slinky Invisible Women with Huge Asses

E3 Approaches: The E3 survival guide!

Something about E3: 34 things you’ll have to hear soon

Lost? Lonely? Looking for Love?

Gaming’s worst legal guardians

Gaming DIY

Valentine’s Day, Shmalentine’s.....Shmay

Get a new look at the Gaming Salon!

Hatesgiving

The NPC survival guide

Game lessons that don’t work in real life



Fanart Flops – Because you must suffer.

Fanart Flops: Back by (Un)Popular Demand

Fanart Flops: Eyebleach, I Choose You Edition

Fanart Flops: Octopus Hojo Edition

Fanart Flops: Stop Raping My Childhood Edition

Fanart Flops. (Possibly NSFW)



Wankery – The terrible results of when I pretend I’m smart.

Dear Industry: I Am Not a Psychopath

Final Fantasy Versus Itself

Only Human


The culture Gap



Sargasm – Because I’m kind of a dick.

Darksiders 2 in a nutshell

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

How Dare You, Capcom

Death to Red Shepard!

How to make a sequel

Why FFXIII is the worst one EVAR!

The Scandalous Scam of Samit Sarkar!

In the name of SCIENCE!!!




Front page – When Destructoid has terrible lapses in judgement.


Top 12 Videogame porno parodies (NSFW)

Handy’s X-mas X-travaganza begins now!

Game plots that are clearly rip-offs

Comments of the Week: Busst Stop

Comments of the week: George Michael Warfare 3



Don’t forget Comments of the Week

Comments of the Week: Tinfoil Hat Edition







Just because.
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Welcome to Fanart Flops, the horrifying videogame fanart feature that did it first, Something Awful and Kotaku .......even though there’s probably a dozen people who did it before me.

As always, for those of you who don’t know (run, run away now!), Fanart Flops is not a collection of bad fanart, most artists featured here are actually quite talented, but unfortunately insane. Fanart Flops are the most bizarre and confusing pictures to be found on the internet, sometimes it’s a strange idea or concept, sometimes there is some reasoning behind it but we’re seeing it out of context, and sometimes it’s just “off” for lack of a better term.

I’m going to forgo peppering shitty jokes around every picture this time, I always felt I needed to contribute more than just uploading pictures for these blogs, but that’s because you don’t see the hours I spend searching for fanart that meets the ridiculously specific rules I’ve set myself (some of which I break this time around), and also because I have to suffer the really nasty stuff I can’t post here.

So check your sanity at the door, you won’t need it where we’re going.












Is it being pumped in or sucked out? Would either answer make you feel better?














































In fairness, they should have expected this sort of thing when they sexualised a gorilla.


























See, this is the thing about Fanart Flops, I know this is referencing something, I just have no idea what and it’s hilarious out of context.
































Gotta go fast?


























Okay, this one is definitely intentional, but “Krogan Kok” makes me laugh so hard I had to include it. That and I’ve see a lot of Mass Effect alien cocks in my search for Fanart Flops and this is probably the only one I could get away with posting.














It took me a while to get this one, then I did and began to hate the world in a whole new way.



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Also koks.
I'd hardly call the bizarro-real Kirby early on and the Bomberman at the end fails. They've certainly succeeded in giving me the awkwardest boner. s. Boners. Simultaneously.
Fun fact: Fan art 12 and 46 were from a series that somethingawful used to sell on their website years ago. I own that series. I have it framed and on my wall right now. This is me smiling while looking at the pictures. I love this so damn much.
So glad to see the return of fanart flops!!

Love the snake/Hulk one... it's not only well done, but totally hilarious!

Mortal Wombat also made me giggle a bit!

Some of that stuff though... just plain creepy!!
Part of me is curious what the whole preggers fetish thing is about...

An extremely miniscule part.
I'm terrified AND aroused.
@ Occams

Oh, well there you go..... crap.

Like I said I broke some of the rules, sometimes I can’t tell if some of these are earnest or not, some here are definitely made as joke but I let most of them slip through anyway, which is why there’s like fifty this time. I suspected but wasn’t fully aware of those two though.

Still, making and gathering are two different things, I stand by my bitchy first sentence.
I'm not sure if I should feel amazed or visually violated...
Some of these are fantastic, though I think the best/worst ones are at the top. Badass Bomberman cracked me up.
Uhhhhhhh

I have no words.

Also the krogan babies one is kinda cute.
Is that Woody attacking Isaac Clarke? So weird.

Love this!
@ Andy

Google “Creepy Woody” and laugh for hours, also counts as a pun if any of it turns you on.
I wish the Solid Snake/Hulk picture was a real thing. Like a buddy cop movie or something.
Okay, guys Where the fuck are the faps? 5?!?! This will not stand.

Also, chubby outdoorsman Pikachu was my personal fav.
WHAT IS WITH THE PREGNANT FETISH.

The Prototype visual novel had me in stitches.

And I think the Luigi/Yoshi slash pic has robbed me of my sexual desire completely. I'm gonna go be a eunuch now. Thanks, Handy.
I call bullshit on the Korgan Kok. Where are the glorious quads? Two kinda puffy nuts aren't going to cut it. I want to see a whole nother hammock swaying underneath. Bunk beds of love as they say.
Why does Kingdom Hearts has to have so many creepy gay stuff? :(
Oh wait, I know.

The one with the lama is a reference to Shadow of the Colossus.
i love this. glad i started going to these blogs at last
I kind of really like the Bomberman art, hahaha. Also the first Ms. Pacman pic makes me laugh, although the second one makes me physically ill. As well as many of the others...
I love these posts so much.
...and the really sad part is that I can't draw half as well as any of these guys.
Yes, that includes Teen Titans vs. Sonic.
Oh man, this might be my favorite feature ever! The Lama Shadow of the Colossians one made tears run down my wooden eyeballs, and the Woody Bioshock one, and the deformed Silent Hill 3! So much good stuff, and no idea what it means but that's part of what makes it hilarious! I'm anxiously waiting for more!
Oh god, I can't stop looking and crying because I'm laughing so much, what does it mean? Why is everybody pregnant and why does the buff guy inhale the brown guy? Nothing makes sense anymore , and I love it. Can other dtoiders contribute by sending you pics?
Half of these pictures look like hilarious rejects from image databases like danbooru.donmai.us. The other half look like horrifying examples of rule 34.

Bravo.
Ok, yeah. This was awesome. Thanks for sparing us all from the horror of searching for this stuff on our own. I can't wait for the next installment.

I will never understand people's warped interest in Sonic the Hedgehog and his pals, though. The person behind "My Chemical Plant Zone Romance" needs to be wiped from the face of this planet.
My brain wants to yell about these one by one, but I shouldn't. How about a fap and a, "you made my day."
Oh goodness, quite a bit of this stuff is teeth-grittingly awful... >_<

However, I really like the Snake/Hulk image. That one is so funny. :D
@Handy Oh I wasn't pointing out anything bad about classifying them as fucked up fan art or anything. I just though it was hilarious that I owned some of the art you featured. I love this blog man, please keep it up.
I spent this entire post with my jaw dropped. I can't even fathom how some of these came to exist. Thank you. Sort of. But thank you.

I have two requests:
1. more commentary. You're a hilarious guy, so write more words with the pictures.
2. number the pictures so we can reference them easy in the comments afterwards

can't wait till the next one. god.
I second the call for more commentary!
I'd play the shit out of Mortal Wombat.

This is a prime example of why I love the internet so much. So. Much.
Humanity destroyed!
I found this and thought of you.

Mind shattering as always.

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