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Welcome to the blog.... you must be bored. anyway im Handy, I'm a student in Ireland and I'm here to talk about whatever may come into my mind....so not much then.

Lets see... I’ve been playing games pretty much my whole life, since my Commodore back in the day to my ps3 now I’ve been hooked. Actually come to think of it I can’t remember a time I wasn’t playing games. Can’t say I have a favourite genre, I like to try a bit of everything, though I will go to town on a good RPG. I’ll have something to fill in this space as soon as my life becomes interesting.

^^^ Seriously, I wrote that like four years ago and still nothing interesting has happened.



Like everyone else on Destructoid I’m at a loss on what to fill this space with so I guess I’ll just catalogue my greatest hits, if you can call a loose collection of lists and borderline pornographic fanart “greatest hits”.



Listmania – Because liking something isn’t as important as liking it in the correct order.

Game plots that are clearly rip-offs: Part two

Gamings Greatest Slinky Invisible Women with Huge Asses

E3 Approaches: The E3 survival guide!

Something about E3: 34 things you’ll have to hear soon

Lost? Lonely? Looking for Love?

Gaming’s worst legal guardians

Gaming DIY

Valentine’s Day, Shmalentine’s.....Shmay

Get a new look at the Gaming Salon!

Hatesgiving

The NPC survival guide

Game lessons that don’t work in real life



Fanart Flops – Because you must suffer.

Fanart Flops: Back by (Un)Popular Demand

Fanart Flops: Eyebleach, I Choose You Edition

Fanart Flops: Octopus Hojo Edition

Fanart Flops: Stop Raping My Childhood Edition

Fanart Flops. (Possibly NSFW)



Wankery – The terrible results of when I pretend I’m smart.

Dear Industry: I Am Not a Psychopath

Final Fantasy Versus Itself

Only Human


The culture Gap



Sargasm – Because I’m kind of a dick.

Darksiders 2 in a nutshell

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

How Dare You, Capcom

Death to Red Shepard!

How to make a sequel

Why FFXIII is the worst one EVAR!

The Scandalous Scam of Samit Sarkar!

In the name of SCIENCE!!!




Front page – When Destructoid has terrible lapses in judgement.


Top 12 Videogame porno parodies (NSFW)

Handy’s X-mas X-travaganza begins now!

Game plots that are clearly rip-offs

Comments of the Week: Busst Stop

Comments of the week: George Michael Warfare 3



Don’t forget Comments of the Week

Comments of the Week: Tinfoil Hat Edition







Just because.
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Welcome to Fanart Flops, the Destructoid blog that feeds off your disgust and broken childhood nostalgia like a sponge made of hate.

This time we focus on the popular fantasy cockfighting simulator for children, Pokemon! Pokemon and I have a strange relationship, back in my youth, at the height of the Pokemon fad should have been great for me, but my parents wouldn’t buy me a Gameboy, I loved games and for once, my main interest was what was popular with everyone else and I couldn’t join in. I tried to keep up with everyone, I watched the show, I learned the names and numbers, I collected cards and stickers (one time I swapped a Blastoid for a shiny Mew, a shiny Mew, that kid got robbed) but in the end, I was just living a lie.

So, if I can’t enjoy Pokemon,nobody can enjoy Pokemon! Normally I try to leave a comment or remark after every picture but this edition’s batch is so bizarre that I’m actually left speechless by most of them, I just.....I don’t even know....you’ll see what I mean...

















Have you ever wondered what Ditto would look like as a man? Of course you haven’t.


















This could have just been a picture of a couple of guy chilling out with some beers, but Waluigi had to go and make things weird.









I quite like this one.















Yeah, this isn’t fanart.....this actually happened...





























Handy’s Fanart.

This time I decided to go for the “Nuhhh what if Pokemon were real, that’d be like animal abuse” route and came out with this...



Chippers used eyepeck. It’s super effective!

P.S. I’m sorry for destroying your mind with all that.
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I dunno, I might actually want that Hoothoot for a pet.

Everything else is just plain wrong.
I'm really disturbed by some of these!
The Dugtrio pic explains how he is able to use scratch, finally!
Hahahahaha @ Waluigi's boner!
ghostbuster pokemon? i don't even...huh?
I love Brock's anguished face/pose in the purple one. Maybe he's upset because he has 1 1/2 legs.

Every Dugtrio image manages to disturb me in one way or another. The three human heads coming out of the ground seals the deal.
MY EYES. THEY BURN.
I'm about to start screaming now. Not sure when I'll stop.
@Char: He also looks very determined to have a bowel movement.



Also:


That Polywhirl was awesome and doesn't belong on this blog!!
The Lucario and Mewtwo one where they're fishing isn't that bad, I rather like it.
I love the second Mewtwo one, it's seriously badass!
HAHAHA!
In your fan art, the guy with the red bandanna and the far away eyes looks like he was lifted straight from the killing fields. I approve. I do so love these. Thank you for sharing.
The Ash and Pikachu one got me laughing pretty hard.
O_O This is the look that is now and forever on my face
Some of this is the stuff nightmares are made of.
I don't know why I keep reading these even though I know I'll lose sleep.
@Char: Oh you are always thinking of Christopher Walken from Deer Hunter.
I loved some of these, disturbed by some of the others and meh'd by the rest. Excellent post!
@ Char and Occams

He was my attempt at drawing someone who had seen it all in this underground bloodsport and was inspired by both.

Also in my rush and confusion to get all these pictures up I forgot to add one of the worst offenders.


Your welcome and I’m sorry.
My god...Whats wrong with the world.
I burst out laughing at the Mao/Ash image. Gigeresque Mewtwo is seriously badass, too.
I mean Kim Jong-il. Whatever. Dictators, schmictators.
There's a fine line between drawing fan art for pleasure, and fan art for humor. Sadly, I think most people draw it for pleasure..... Massive massive pleasure...ew..

I don't know which group frightens me more, Sonic fan artists, or Pokemon fan artists.

I always worry that one of my comical drawings is going to show up on your fanart flops. Then a sigh of relief when there isn't any.
The Ash/Charizard picture destroyed my childhood and he is now my least favorite pokemon. Also, I'm pretty sure Dr. Eggman got things weird way before Waluigi.
i love that man-jikarp
THE GLASSES! THEY DO NOTHING!!
Some of those are ok. The Something Awful one was made with the intention of being funny, not serious fan art, for example.
I need eye bleach now, thanks for sharing!! Lol I love the random Dr. Robotnik peeping out the side of the sofa.
I am interested beyond reason in the story behind the man-Pikachu. Who is he? Why are his abs so defined?
pikachu in a jar = win
If the Internet was a person, it's head would explode.
Do you....Do you LIKE Waluigi?
Do you....Do you LIKE Waluigi too?


ORRECTION!/\ ˚.˚
Some of these are worthy of an art museum. Like Charizard kissing Ash or Wartortle taking a shit.

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