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Welcome to the blog.... you must be bored. anyway im Handy, I'm a student in Ireland and I'm here to talk about whatever may come into my mind....so not much then.

Lets see... I’ve been playing games pretty much my whole life, since my Commodore back in the day to my ps3 now I’ve been hooked. Actually come to think of it I can’t remember a time I wasn’t playing games. Can’t say I have a favourite genre, I like to try a bit of everything, though I will go to town on a good RPG. I’ll have something to fill in this space as soon as my life becomes interesting.

^^^ Seriously, I wrote that like four years ago and still nothing interesting has happened.



Like everyone else on Destructoid I’m at a loss on what to fill this space with so I guess I’ll just catalogue my greatest hits, if you can call a loose collection of lists and borderline pornographic fanart “greatest hits”.



Listmania – Because liking something isn’t as important as liking it in the correct order.

Game plots that are clearly rip-offs: Part two

Gamings Greatest Slinky Invisible Women with Huge Asses

E3 Approaches: The E3 survival guide!

Something about E3: 34 things you’ll have to hear soon

Lost? Lonely? Looking for Love?

Gaming’s worst legal guardians

Gaming DIY

Valentine’s Day, Shmalentine’s.....Shmay

Get a new look at the Gaming Salon!

Hatesgiving

The NPC survival guide

Game lessons that don’t work in real life



Fanart Flops – Because you must suffer.

Fanart Flops: Back by (Un)Popular Demand

Fanart Flops: Eyebleach, I Choose You Edition

Fanart Flops: Octopus Hojo Edition

Fanart Flops: Stop Raping My Childhood Edition

Fanart Flops. (Possibly NSFW)



Wankery – The terrible results of when I pretend I’m smart.

Dear Industry: I Am Not a Psychopath

Final Fantasy Versus Itself

Only Human


The culture Gap



Sargasm – Because I’m kind of a dick.

Darksiders 2 in a nutshell

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

How Dare You, Capcom

Death to Red Shepard!

How to make a sequel

Why FFXIII is the worst one EVAR!

The Scandalous Scam of Samit Sarkar!

In the name of SCIENCE!!!




Front page – When Destructoid has terrible lapses in judgement.


Top 12 Videogame porno parodies (NSFW)

Handy’s X-mas X-travaganza begins now!

Game plots that are clearly rip-offs

Comments of the Week: Busst Stop

Comments of the week: George Michael Warfare 3



Don’t forget Comments of the Week

Comments of the Week: Tinfoil Hat Edition







Just because.
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12:10 PM on 12.25.2011

Merry Christmas Destructoid! Chances are if you’re reading this you’re having a lovely time relaxing by the warm glow of the internet, or, you had to get the hell out of there and let your brain rest for a minute, either way my mind-dulling insipid dronings should put you at ease for the moment. Not really much point to this post, I saw all the Christmas cheer flying around on Christmas Eve and just thought I’d throw another Yule log on the fire.



I really do love this place, the staff are constantly amazing, turning videogame news into videogame entertainment on an hourly basis, and are genuine, nice people who care about games at it shows in everything they write. And the community, you people are just astounding, I honestly lack the verbal fortitude to adequately describe the feelings of utter delight you inspire in me, you people are what make this place feel like home.

Home, that’s a word I’ve heard a lot recently from people talking about Destructoid, but I think it holds true, it’s hard to imagine something you could call home in something as intangible as a website but that’s how I, and apparently many others, feel about this place. And it’s all thanks to the support and continual reassurance of the community, yes you, reading this right now, thank you.



I’d love to mention a few of the people I appreciate in particular, I would love to name names, but I can’t, I know I would forget someone and I’d hate for anybody to be left out. I’d also love to say something like “you know who you are” but chances are you don’t, you don’t know the positive effects you’ve had on my life, so I’ll just thank everyone, thank you to the staff, who keep this ship afloat and never fail to entertain, thank you to the community, who have made this a place where the worst case scenario for openly stating you opinion is an interesting debate and always motivate me to try and write better blogs for you, and thank you so much Neiro for giving us this place to call home.



I’ll stop now, if this blog gets any sweeter it would literally be a kitten covered in syrup, and then the syrup would harden and petrify the kitten inside, and then I would carry the syrup-stasis kitten around on a walking stick like the guy from Jurassic Park. I’d have liken to do something a little more creative but instead why don’t we remember that poem I wrote and imagine all the references I made were still relevant.

Merry Christmas!
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Oh god, accidental self-fap!
I remember that poem well. Can't believe that was back in '09.

Hope you've been having a great Christmas, Handy, and thanks for this wonderful blog.
I got a coffee mug shaped like a toilet for Christmas.



/high fives self
Merry Christmas!!!
More like cheerblog Christmas!

P.S. - lol @andy
Great. Now I want a kitten stick.
@Corduroy
I know right?

It's not quite xmas anymore, but Merry Christmas anyhow.
Fitting that Handy would self-fap.
<3
Merry Christmas!! Now lick that sweet pu~I mean kitten.
Handy man
Handy man
Only blogging like Handy can
Spins a blog
Any size
Catches faps
Just like flies
Look out!
Here comes the Handy maaaaaaan!
What? Skulls make a game more "METAL" and "EXTREME". I though this was knowledge open to the public good sir!

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