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1:10 PM on 06.27.2012

Eww, Brown People In My Videogame?!

I’m a very dumb person. Maybe my multiple, extended stays in federal and state prisons are to blame, but my poor brain just can’t…do…good…think. In terms of cognitive capacity, I’d say I’m below the average bear. Because o...   read

1:48 PM on 12.19.2011

Sorcerer 4 Lyfe

I don’t know at exactly what point I realized that investing all my level ups on Intelligence was a bad idea in the game of Dark Souls. Maybe it was in the middle of the incredibly long animation required for using a Soul Arr...   read

5:40 PM on 10.04.2011

Villains: Is This Deep Enough For You?

Everybody knows that your first time playing Demon’s Souls is tough. If you you are like me and have an undying commitment to un-funny jokes, you spent all your time harvesting all the sticky white stuff in the game and didn’...   read

11:59 AM on 04.26.2011

Bioshock? More Like Bio-suck!

”This game is overrated. The 1950’s were stupid, just like this game. There’s not even a multi-player mode! Never before have I had the misfortune of playing such a repugnant game,” is what I would’ve said if I was in bizarro...   read

11:16 AM on 04.12.2011

Aaamaazing: Improving School Since 1999

Back in the day, my friends and I used to hang out after school and play games with each other in the school yard. We would physically interact as we developed our ability to cuss and nailed each other with dodge balls in the...   read

4:56 PM on 03.07.2011

Cool Story, Bro: knutaf's Booty

Amongst the waves of skater/gangster hybrid freaks that stalk the asphalt plains of the Bear Flag Republic state university system, our hero, HandsomeBeast, trudged along under the weight of a thousand books and a million pie...   read

6:10 PM on 02.18.2011

Bringin' Dat (Celica)Crazy Funk(tastic)... And Also Elsa

Alternative Title: “The Blog That Only CelicaCrazed, Funktastic, Elsa, And Maybe rexwolf2 Will Read.” So, the other day (about a two months ago, to be precise) I noticed that it had been 6 months since I’d written my first t...   read

10:35 AM on 02.01.2011

How Do I Sports?

When you finally cave in and buy a brand spankin' new console late into its lifespan, it's hard to pick what game to begin your collection with. If you're anything like me, though, you'll cave under the ambivalence and just e...   read

12:49 PM on 12.13.2010

Happy Holidays: My Presence is a Present

Year after year, work and school come to an abrupt halt around this time of the season. It is during this downtime that I find myself with more free time than I need, and with this free time I do a lot of thinking. I think ab...   read

11:19 AM on 12.03.2010

Love, I Don't Get Enough of it

Video games are a cruel mistress. I recently got a hefty stipend of money, so I spent most of it on video games. Never before have I juggled so many addictions at once. I will admit it's easy for a guy like me with no friends...   read

8:47 PM on 11.17.2010

The World Only HandsomeBeast Knows

My last real blog was about how I liked playing Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility, even though I thought it wasn't that great of a game. A fellow Dtoider by the name AngelEena suggested I get Rune Factory Frontier, so I got i...   read

7:20 PM on 10.31.2010

Self-Loathing and Harvest Moon

Now, it's obvious that everybody loves me. I have a great personality, I'm polite, smart, wealthy, and incredibly good-looking!  Despite all these qualities, school has had me generally miserable the last ...   read

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