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I am Destructoid's Community Manager and General to the Destructoid Army. We are made of many factions but we are all one force that embodies the robot. It is the Lieutenants, Majors and the the countless soldiers that keeps the dream alive. We bleed red and green.

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I am a shark. I am Tako King. I am CTZ. I am a drill. I am your Community Manager. I am Hamza Aziz. Four years and counting.

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Where would Destructoid be without me for a few hours?
Hamza CTZ Aziz | 5:49 PM on 05.09.2008 48 comments




Seriously, I was gone for just four hours. FOUR HOURS! Anyway, jokes over now. Plus, most of you have been breaking some of the guideline rules. So seriously, stop.

And sorry to all of you. I've been just taking a back seat to everything this past week. The trip to L.A. and San Diego last weekend really took away all of my energy for some reason.

I'll be getting back into the swing of things by next week. I'm going to be in San Francisco a lot next week as all the companies seem to like to group all sorts of events during the same period. Ubisoft, EA and Microsoft are all throwing events among others. If the rumors are true, I'll probably be playing the new wiimote360 controller with Banjo 3 next Tuesday.

Aside from that, tomorrow is a very special day. On top of it being my Mom's birthday, it's also another certain special lady in my life birthday. You might know of her. She's kind of a big deal around these parts. In fact, I like to think of her as the queen of Dtoid.

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wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:04
wardrox
Get moar mods :D
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:06
power-glove
What Wardrox said.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:07
Kryptinite
You need some help CTZ because you know...I got your back.
Alpha 87655320875's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:10
Alpha 87655320875
Oh man, dad's home.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:13
madninja
Happy Birthday to your mom and your Queen.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:14
Darren Nakamura
Queen of Dtoid? Is it Colette's birthday tomorrow?
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:17
BS3 Owner
As long as your not Dry Heaving in the corner of a populated building... Everything should be on the up & up, NO?

: )

P.s.
Happy Bday CTZ's Mom!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:19
Samit Sarkar
Come on, Hamza. We all know that the c-blogs turn to shit when you’re gone. It’s a well-established fact. Somehow, Dtoiders have an intrinsic “Shark Sense” that lets them know when you aren’t around, so they can post all kinds of crazy shit.

Also, happy early birthday to Mrs. Aziz!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:22
MaxVest
I for one really enjoyed all the joke blogs. There's nothing that I don't love more than a good joke, repeated over and over a whole bunch of times until everyone is angry.

Did I say "good"? My bad.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:27
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Dexter: Yup. Colette's bday tomorrow too.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:27
NightDehumidifier
Probably a lot better, and if you are not around at all, it'd be the best.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:28
Samit Sarkar
Also, Hamza, do this (and see if you like it):

1) Right-click on your desktop, then hit ‘Properties’.
2) Go to the ‘Appearance’ tab, then hit the ‘Effects’ button.
3) Change the font smoothing method from ‘Standard’ to ‘ClearType’, then hit apply or whatnot.

Personally, I think it looks loads better than the old font smoothing.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:29
Bob Muir
We still love you, Hamza.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:33
Colette Bennett
*BLUSH*
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:34
blehman
Hey, at least longcat didn't make an appearance.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:35
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Samit: ewwwwwwwwwwwww. No.

Dehumidifier: And you are ... ?
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:36
Def JM
I'm not leaving my wingman!
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:38
Silverback 55
Happy B-day Colette. Tomorrow also happens to be mine and Ill be gone so I'm giving my well wishes now.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:44
MaxVest
Happy pending birthday, Colette! If you are the queen if Destructoid, Niero's the king... but what is everybody else?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:46
Samit Sarkar
@MaxVest: Vassals?
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:49
MaxVest
Samit:

What about the nobility? Such as a Duke of East Tako, Duchess of Pixels, Earl of Monocle, and Chad can of course be the Dauphin.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:55
VWGTI
I didn't throw up on the coach while you were away.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:56
VWGTI
couch even!
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:58
pedrovay2003
Happy early B-Day to Colette and Mrs. Hamza!

And as much as thinking about Microsoft completely ripping the Wii off with their new remote thing makes me sick, I'm still eager to read about your hands-on time with it.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 19:01
Aaron Mxy Yost
Whoo! Happy birthdays!
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 19:16
Hollie Bennett
Miss Bennett rules! also CTZ, i will gladly babysit the clogs in your absence *evil smirk*
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 19:53
TheToiletDuck
say hi to your mom from me
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 20:00
Neonie
*Steps back* I did NUZING!
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 20:24
Puppetpallmich
Were would dtoid be without hamza..... maybey having a good time and doing funny things to create massive lulz like before.
ctz=the worst community manager evars
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 20:30
The GHost
Happy early birthdays to Mrs. Shark and the Dtoid Queen!

I also second PB's bid for temporary community management powers in the absence of the all-seeing shark.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 20:33
Maurice Tan
It's already the next day here, Happy Birthday Colette!!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 20:35
Topher Cantler
Puppet, get the fuck out. Seriously.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 20:47
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Wow. I just got dissed by probably the most hated person on this site. I'm so hurt.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 20:52
taumpytears
Haha CTZ FTW.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 21:25
Brian Szabelski
Destructoid without Hamza is like leaving a prison without guards.

Also, happy birthday, Colette. I'll be sure to post something on it right at midnight.

Which gives me an hour and a half FUCK I CAN'T DO THIS >.<
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 21:34
Eschatos
@Samit: Peons?
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 21:36
Sadie G
without ctz there would be no shark attacks.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 21:37
CypherVR
where would destructoid be without Hamza?

this..

Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 21:39
Puppetpallmich
hey those weren't even originally my words i just dont know why everyone is all nazi about trying to be funny now and posting or doing certain shit that was acceptable before. the oh god dont make fun of anyone attitude as well is fail and that shit isnt how the site was before. i dont know if ur "moving on to bigger and better things" or what but its epic fail. ctz thinks hes all hot shit now and i like the guy and he loves banana daiquiris and being a mailbox head but he acts like hes the all super cool guy in the school. i dunno wuts up with u topher but u've always been super cool #1 guy.
not saying ur deleting anything in particular but i have seen some shit removed that generally shouldn't. i thought the guideline for that stuff was that if its not straight out porn or gore or real spam then it stays.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 22:00
Sharpless
Facebook tells me that tomorrow is Colette's birthday. Facebook is infallible. There will be an extra fap in her honor, tomorrow.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 22:40
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Seriously, what Topher said. GTFO. No one cares. Stick to your Ventrillo where you've been calling me a fag all day.

There's new guideline terms. Go read them.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 00:23
Knivy
It's ok CTZ, this would've probably had happen even with you here =P
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 00:54
CountingConflict
@ Hamza

OH SNAP! Shark attack!!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 01:48
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Knives: Yeah, that's true actually, lol.
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 11:07
Surf314
Personally I think there should be more shark attacks...
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 14:31
Thornnn
Happy birthday shark mom.
And the lady that made me wish I was a nintendo controller.
DrNutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2008 02:28
DrNutt
It kind of makes me sad that my actual serious monthly musings post wound up on that screencap.
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