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This is the most f*cked up video ever [NVGR]
Hamza CTZ Aziz | 2:11 PM on 11.24.2008 76 comments




This is wrong on so many God damn levels. Just watch, you have to get past the sappy part. This is just ... gah, I have no words for this.



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:17
MrSadistic
BEST ENDING EVER
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:17
Aertyr
There are no words.
craineum's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:22
craineum
OMFG... did not see that coming at all...
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:22
Mikey
Jesu Christo!!!!
TheRookieMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:25
TheRookieMonster
Oh there are Aertyr. Atually, just one:

lolwut
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:28
Jamie McGinn
HOLY SHIT IN A HAT
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:30
SilverDragon1979
WOW!!!!!! I mean I don't have a fucking clue what to say besides WOW!!!!!! There are no words ....
Krahsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:33
Krahsh
..... his bill felled offt...
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:34
Das Inchworm
the fucking beak was just...MWAH! perfect.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:41
Mushman
Whoa..
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:44
Char Aznable
The beak! Oh, God, the beak! (Or bill, whatever).

Can someone translate? I'm too lazy to look it up.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:49
TheToiletDuck
haha thank you for telling me to get past the soppy part, i didn't realist what this was when i saw it posted on shawn elliot's Twitter.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:51
atheistium
his break came off T_____T
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:52
mix
What the FUCK!

That is insane, poor little puppy lost his buddy.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:52
Joseph Leray
WHAT THE FUCK WHY
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:55
ProperlyParanoid
Damn, didn't see that one coming.
The part where the beak falls off is the best.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:02
randombullseye
I had a great joke comment saying I saw a "f*cked" up video of a guy on a boat promoting the Godfather 2 video game, but honestly after watching this I'm stunned.

No really. The duck was friends with the dog, then the duck dies. Then the people stuff the duck. The dog reacts excitedly. The ducks bill falls off. Then video of the woman running dragging the duck behind her with the dog chasing comes on.

Sir, what the fuck. What the fuck have you posted. I've seen my share of insanity across the internet, but this is without a doubt near the top.

I'll see if I can find a translation of what the captions say. I'm fascinated by this. I must know more. Why would they stuff the duck and then let the dog play with his dead friend? That's just creepy. Even for me. And I hang out on Destructoid.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:03
randombullseye
I had a great joke comment saying I saw a "f*cked" up video of a guy on a boat promoting the Godfather 2 video game, but honestly after watching this I'm stunned.

No really. The duck was friends with the dog, then the duck dies. Then the people stuff the duck. The dog reacts excitedly. The ducks bill falls off. Then video of the woman running dragging the duck behind her with the dog chasing comes on.

Sir, what the fuck. What the fuck have you posted. I've seen my share of insanity across the internet, but this is without a doubt near the top.

I'll see if I can find a translation of what the captions say. I'm fascinated by this. I must know more. Why would they stuff the duck and then let the dog play with his dead friend? That's just creepy. Even for me. And I hang out on Destructoid.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:08
eternalplayer2345
What the hell is this?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:08
vexed alex
HIJO DE PUTA!

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MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:08
MEE
i can see a video of someone having his head cut off by terrorist and not feal a thing... but that, wow.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:09
MrSadistic
The captions are basically what the pictures show. The duck took the dog under her wing, and they were bffs and had a great life, until the duck died. They didn't want the dog to be butt hurt, so they embalmed the duck so the dog can be still with its "parent".
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:14
Darren Nakamura
Wow, that was incredibly sad, and then they started dragging the stuffed duck on a leash.
xMalachi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:15
xMalachi
That is so terrible. I lol'd hard at the end.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:16
Batthink
I'm just taking the stuffed duck for a walk...hahahahahahah! XOD
PK Starstorm's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:17
PK Starstorm
I don't think I will be the same anymore..
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:20
bluexy
What the fuck is wrong with those people.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:22
Vitamin Awesome
wow. just... wow.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:24
NotAZombie
I thought the dog was gonna fuck the duck...
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:26
Half left
fuckin' LOOOOOOOL
Lurfadur's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:27
Lurfadur
Best twist ending EVAR!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:35
aborto thefetus
It was adorable until the very end where it just got disturbing.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:46
MaxVest
You people act like you've never embalmed your other-species surrogate parent before.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:51
Sharpless
I'm sure I saw Andy Samberg in there somewhere...
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:55
Ha-Puken
That.shit.was.AWESOME!
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:14
BulletTrain
SWEET MARY AND JOSEPH. In the immortal word of Nancy Kerrigan:

WHYYYYYYYY? WHY? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:20
Jesus H Christ
Hahaha, oh god. When I saw the bill fall off... O_O
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:22
Spartacus
...What?


..............WHAT?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:22
king3vbo
I just about died at the ending
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:45
Puppy Licks
HOLY CHET!!
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:13
KamikazeTutor
My laughter came out in awesome puke form.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:20
ace of knaves
Hahahaha! That's the most fucking spectacular thing I've ever seen. Absolutely perfect song choice.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:30
Cowzilla3
You're right. That girl running was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:31
GohanGVO
what
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Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:34
Atlas
I thought that the dog and duck were gonna have sex or something. Happy it turned out they were just walking a fucking dead duck!
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:36
GuitarAtomik
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAcoughHAcoughhhhhhOhShit!
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:51
superflossy
omg that was the most WRONG thing ever. everevereverever.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:58
Samit Sarkar
WUT

I can't believe the bill fell off, and then the woman dragged the stuffed duck along while the dog chased it!

DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I JUST WITNESSED
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 18:14
Daxelman
I love you too Internet.

I love you too.
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