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READ: Long cat = spam
Hamza CTZ Aziz | 10:34 PM on 03.19.2008 71 comments



Alright, so this has been getting out of hand a LOT lately so I have to give a blanket warning to all of you now: Long cat is considered spam and if you post it, you will be temporally banned. Any type of comment spamming will not be tolerated anymore. If it takes me longer than 2 seconds to have to get to the next comment due to multiple photos, then that's spam.

There's going to be some policy updates coming early next week so expect a few more changes.



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Colette Bennett's Destructoid Blog
You forgot to mention the part where I hit people in the face with a bat.
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
Quick! Someone post the long cat in these comments!
Pedro Blandino's Destructoid Blog
dose this also include short cat and lulz casts?
how about fail dogs?
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Look out boys..the Shark is sharpening it's teeth.
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
If you mess with the shark you get the teeth.
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
This should be interesting.
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
Colette brought up my favorite part. Make sure you not only mention it, but emphasize it next time.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
You forgot to mention the part that I found that picture and that I'm the greatest.

NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Can we post Shortdog?
Twisted Imp's Destructoid Blog
j/k Hamza, I wuv you.
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
@ Twisted Imp

Now that's one long cat.
Twisted Imp's Destructoid Blog
Hey Nihon I googled Short Dog to see if it existed and I found this.

That is one pimp ass dog.
Aerox's Destructoid Blog
BONK!
CypherVR's Destructoid Blog
I know the troll to blame for the shitstorm that occurred a couple mins ago...i agreed with Heretic

that tard was begging, BEGGING ;p
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
lol @ heretic
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Fail dogs have, so far, not been long, so I don't see why they'd be included in the spam. Cats are just evil.
B-Radicate's Destructoid Blog
I didn't even know what longcat was until those dudes posted it... after you said not to... *facepalm*
Knives's Destructoid Blog
<3 Cats, even when they are epic long.

@GAMEGOBLIN
You're a slacker!!
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
ir spam?


Clyde's Destructoid Blog
lawl, just read about long cat for the first time, awsome.


Skribble's Destructoid Blog
If the policy updates include some way of banning cockbags who don't contribute anything but annoying and useless posts to the cblogs, that would be thuper.

Did you see what I did thar?
kawitchate's Destructoid Blog
so we're cool with drunk bear?


Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
I echo Skribble’s sentiments. Also, Colette rocks my world.
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
thuper =^.^=
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
Things have been pretty crazy around here lately huh?
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
It's super long.
NotAZombie's Destructoid Blog
@ lemon

Both.
Steel Squirrel's Destructoid Blog
Sweet, policy updates. That's good to hear.
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
I think this should be the last post we can post the longcat, to you know, get it out of our system.
lem's Destructoid Blog
Needs moar shark
[imghttp://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8470/hammerheadmr4.jpg[/img]
lem's Destructoid Blog
great, fail straight off the bat -_-

God Len's Destructoid Blog
CTZ, i might somday feel like posting a picture of my penis, I'm telling you now that it isn't Long Cat, don't be confused
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
I think the smartest plan is to punish people I don't like.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
the GAMEGOBLIN wins.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Ron: It kept happening today.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Gamegoblin wins yet again
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
Widedog is god.
Koobert's Destructoid Blog
I was thinking of making a series of homoerotic (but not explicit) failing images. Perhaps I should run them by someone senior before getting banned.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
Can Colette please hit me in the face with a bat anyway?
The GHost's Destructoid Blog
I'm very interested to see this policy update, the c-blogs definitely need some cleaning up.

@Sharpless

I could do it, but somehow I just don't think it would be the same.
Niero's Destructoid Blog
Agreed. We'll set a central list of things that are outlawed in this here city
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
Outlaw? So I can become an outlaw? Skirt the edge of all that is good and decent? Sweet.
ScottyG's Destructoid Blog
Funny that the first thing cracked down on is the most entertaining and - while annoying - is probably the least harmful...

I guess a huzzah on at least doing something though. :p

@Heretic
Damn you for posting Tacgnol vs Longcat before I could. :(
bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
So far, everyone has missed the big question of what a temporal ban is. Does Hamza have the the power to banish us to another dimension devoid of time?!
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Poor blehman
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
We built this city on rock and roll. Trolls can't play guitars very well and as such as disliked around these parts.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
SAD PANDA!!! :(


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