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READ: Long cat = spam
Hamza CTZ Aziz \| 10:34 PM on 03.19.2008	73 comments

Alright, so this has been getting out of hand a LOT lately so I have to give a blanket warning to all of you now: Long cat is considered spam and if you post it, you will be temporally banned. Any type of comment spamming will not be tolerated anymore. If it takes me longer than 2 seconds to have to get to the next comment due to multiple photos, then that's spam.

There's going to be some policy updates coming early next week so expect a few more changes.

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Colette Bennett

You forgot to mention the part where I hit people in the face with a bat.

13thDragon

Quick! Someone post the long cat in these comments!

Pedro Blandino

dose this also include short cat and lulz casts?
how about fail dogs?

Y0j1mb0

Look out boys..the Shark is sharpening it's teeth.

taumpytears

If you mess with the shark you get the teeth.

DaedHead8

This should be interesting.

Darren Nakamura

Colette brought up my favorite part. Make sure you not only mention it, but emphasize it next time.

the GAMEGOBLIN

You forgot to mention the part that I found that picture and that I'm the greatest.

Twisted Imp

Brian Szabelski

Can we post Shortdog?

Twisted Imp

j/k Hamza, I wuv you.

VWGTI

@ Twisted Imp

Now that's one long cat.

Twisted Imp

Hey Nihon I googled Short Dog to see if it existed and I found this.

That is one pimp ass dog.

Aerox

BONK!

CypherVR

I know the troll to blame for the shitstorm that occurred a couple mins ago...i agreed with Heretic

that tard was begging, BEGGING ;p

VWGTI

lol @ heretic

Bob Muir

Fail dogs have, so far, not been long, so I don't see why they'd be included in the spam. Cats are just evil.

B-Radicate

I didn't even know what longcat was until those dudes posted it... after you said not to... *facepalm*

Knivy

<3 Cats, even when they are epic long.

@GAMEGOBLIN
You're a slacker!!

AgentMOO

ir spam?

Clyde

lawl, just read about long cat for the first time, awsome.

Skribble

If the policy updates include some way of banning cockbags who don't contribute anything but annoying and useless posts to the cblogs, that would be thuper.

Did you see what I did thar?

kawitchate

so we're cool with drunk bear?

Samit Sarkar

I echo Skribble�s sentiments. Also, Colette rocks my world.

Aziel13

thuper =^.^=

GuitarAtomik

Things have been pretty crazy around here lately huh?

Clockwork

It's super long.

NotAZombie

@ lemon

Both.

Steel Squirrel

Sweet, policy updates. That's good to hear.

Atlas

I think this should be the last post we can post the longcat, to you know, get it out of our system.

the GAMEGOBLIN

lem

Needs moar shark
[imghttp://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8470/hammerheadmr4.jpg[/img]

lem

great, fail straight off the bat -_-

God Len

CTZ, i might somday feel like posting a picture of my penis, I'm telling you now that it isn't Long Cat, don't be confused

taumpytears

I think the smartest plan is to punish people I don't like.

Samit Sarkar

the GAMEGOBLIN wins.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Ron: It kept happening today.

king3vbo

Gamegoblin wins yet again

AngelsDontBurn

Widedog is god.

Koobert

I was thinking of making a series of homoerotic (but not explicit) failing images. Perhaps I should run them by someone senior before getting banned.

13thDragon

Sharpless

Can Colette please hit me in the face with a bat anyway?

The GHost

I'm very interested to see this policy update, the c-blogs definitely need some cleaning up.

@Sharpless

I could do it, but somehow I just don't think it would be the same.

Niero

Agreed. We'll set a central list of things that are outlawed in this here city

liam2015

Outlaw? So I can become an outlaw? Skirt the edge of all that is good and decent? Sweet.

ScottyG

Funny that the first thing cracked down on is the most entertaining and - while annoying - is probably the least harmful...

I guess a huzzah on at least doing something though. :p

@Heretic
Damn you for posting Tacgnol vs Longcat before I could. :(

bloodylip

So far, everyone has missed the big question of what a temporal ban is. Does Hamza have the the power to banish us to another dimension devoid of time?!

Snaileb

Poor blehman

wardrox

We built this city on rock and roll. Trolls can't play guitars very well and as such as disliked around these parts.

blehman

SAD PANDA!!! :(

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