Three weeks ago, Benjamin PerLee and I went to the Russian consulate in San Francisco to play some games. I don't know what was weirder: being in the Russian consulate, eating mini pancakes for dinner or the models dressed up like they're auditioning to be in Kill Bill. I got to talking to the model on the far right and it turns out she was a extra on movie "The Island" starring Scarlet Johanson. I could have totally done her.



Here's a photo of Ben not paying attention. God damn slacker.



Something impressed me!



And last week, I went to Ubisoft to play all the stuff you saw me talk about on the front page today. While everyone was off playing TMNT, I went exploring the Ubisoft offices. There's an area where each floor has graffiti paintings of various Ubisoft games. The art kind of sucks, but it's kind of neat still.

In their dinning room/kitchen, there's a few arcade machines and boxes full of crap that anyone can take stuff from it. I took a Penny Arcade Assassin's Creed comic. I should have grabbed more to give to you all, don't know why I didn't.



Also, I got some Ubisoft swag including these Rabbid panties. Hot.