I have the best job in the world. Take a look at what we just got in to the tips line:
Well, my husband bought GTAIV last night, and he loves it! I love it too... so much in fact, I want to surprise him by submitting these pics to you and hopefully getting them posted on the website. Take a look and lemme know!
Oh yeah, I took a look alright ...
The hottie's name is Danielle and she really loves Grand Theft Auto IV. She also loves her husband. So how did she want to show off her love for both of these things? Why by performing a Nerdcore with GTA IV and then getting the pictures posted on the Internet for everyone to see! How's that for f*cking romance?
Enjoy this folks because you won't be seeing Nerdcore from me again except in these special random incidents. I've more or less retired the Nerdcore series. Plus, I don't think I'll ever be able to top
my last Nerdcore.
Updated pics by Fronzy. Ron Workmen is a smart asshole <3
FIRST
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
I think all the Dtoid girls should follow this fine ladys example
I finally get to see how big that bag is :)
trying to sneak a peek while at work...
not bad.. for a white girl
She really DOES really like GTA, I owe myself a buck.
Forgot too add:
My girlfriend bought GTA last night and she REALLY likes GTA as well so you will be getting an e-mail from me shortly with similar poses of me displaying my love for my girl and GTA.
Please post them,
Mix.
best wife EVAR
also...totally get yelled at because of the first picture. Is there something more tame you can use for the leading picture?
Collete! Lauren!
GET OVER HERE!
BEWBS PEW PEW PEW
Also, nice ass.
Err... I hope it was her husband who was assisting her in taking those photos. >.> <.< o.o;
Not bad at all
nice...hope the husband doesn't trip about this...I would.
honestly,
If my girlfriend did this, I mean the whole submit them to the website things....I think I'd leave her.
Oh it's awesome until you come home to your wife/girlfriend being filled with 10 inches of cock. Then I gotta act like I didn't know she was married or had a boyfriend.
Does anyone else find it ironic that this went up right above Shipero's Hentai post?
@Chocobo Knight
Good call!
Honey, check out these photos of me straddling your GTA box! Who the HELL took the pictures Betty! WHO!!!!!
Lol?
Some things should be kept private.
I really have no idea what this woman is thinking. I mean, trying to be internet famous is admirable and all, but trying to justify it by saying it's because you love your husband is perverse and cruel.
I can't imagine he will be too happy with his wife's twisted logic when he gets home.
Her husband is a lucky, lucky man.
Hmm, if my wife took naughty pictures of herself and my GTA IV box, and the gave them to me, awesome. If she posted them on the internet however... we would have a problem.
i'm not sure how fond i am of the whole "woman's crotch replaced with Niko's grizzled ass mug" motif these pictures have going for them. but yeah, the ass pic is phenom!
I really love GTA. Which is why I'm at home playing it, not blasting my tits across the internet. Aren't we over this shit yet?
I really love my husband, too. But I show it by going down on him and making cheesesteaks, not being an attention whore.
Also, my ten-year-old was passing by when I refreshed the front page. So, thanks for that.
Nice, but after reading .tiff's post on Gamer Girls I feel guilty every time I see nerdcore like this...probably rightly so.
Whose is this husband? We must find out!
lol. wtf. for her husband? xD
anyways, i laughed. nice... game you got thar.. yeah.. that's it.
Yeah like she REALLY HAS a husband… come on people don't buy into this..SHEs ACTUALLY A lunchlady with a taste for the internets
I bet you if one of the Dtoid girls posted similar pictures they would get flamed.
Shame on you.
Spurt
Totally random...
Thats right bitches its me... I do exist. When I got home after standing in line with a host of d-bags, my wife had a little "hot coffee" for me. The best thing about it was it was her idea and totally out of character. I guess all the G4 and bullshit she had to hear about this game from me really got to her. God bless intense marketing. So yes men she's real, she loves games, she loves the Dallas Cowboys, and she loves me. I'm the luckiest bastard this side of Liberty City! (too be continued...?)
She'd be WAY hotter if she had the PS3 version.
3rd comment = too much?
@Vixen
I must get my "lol" in as given the nature of your past, I bet you had a bolg like this ready to go...lol
@TheLuckyHusband
Best guest appearance ever?
That looks like... someone I know. O_o Naaah...
@grrlaction
I also love your husband, and I also show it by going down on him. I don't make him cheesesteaks, though. You clearly love him more.
@vixen
Yeah because we can't our girls being internet strippers.
The butt picture looks totally fake.
man, wait, this was a surprise for her husband? then who took the pictures?!?!??!!?!?!111oneone
also, cocks
CTZ is that a nipple on the front page?
@ blindside dork - nope, trust me, not fake.
@ mix - mostly lurked in the past. might be seeing more of me. maybe her too. if we get enough requests. LOL, kidding.
@ pwned88 - the posting of the pics on the site was the surprise. not the actual taking of the photos.
Fake tits are fake...
Decent body, not too great in the face.
and btw, my wife is laughing at the girl's hater comments. LOL for the chick with the 10 year old who saw the pics... check under his mattress. i'm sure you'll find worse things under there.
@ idano84 - This coming from the redneck with the water pistol... Hey isn't Nascar on or something? I love watching overweight guys make left hand turns all day.
Lucky Husband is lucky.
Jealous reader is jealous.
glad 2 hear there isn't 10 inches of fury hiding in yur closet waiting 4 u 2 leave. Have fun with yur GTA u bastards, i had no monies last night 2 buy it =(
I think Nick Chester wins. Everything.
Oh no, redneck jokes...I'm soo offended.
She looks like a heartbreaker!!! Quite a side of meat loaf though, with some mac and cheese. possibly some chicken?
@ downinfront - this is the wife here. with a whole cut (of chicken) and a side of new potatos.
Where's her teeth...or is she not smiling because she only has one?
quarter white, it just aint right!
FYI, I was asked to move this to the C-Blogs. Too much for the front page.