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I'M A GRRL GAMER!!! YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Hamza CTZ Aziz | 9:05 PM on 03.17.2008 72 comments




LOOK AT ME STRADDLE THAT COMPUTER MONITOR AND PLAY WITH MY DS WITH ONE HAND!!!!!!! GRRL GAMERS 4 LIFE! YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH BOOOOOYYYYY!



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liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:08
liam2015
TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:09
Butmac
OHHH SHE'S SO NAUGHTY SHE STILL USES THE IMPRACTICAL CRT TYPE MONITOR OH THATS SO SEXY OH OH OH OH
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:10
ZeroTolo
Camwhore! GTFO my Destructoids!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:11
MrSadistic
I want to cover my chocolate nips with NES controllers.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:12
brosef
SHE AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR YOUR CONFORMIST COMPUTER CHAIRS, SHE'S A REBEL
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:12
wardrox
this is one of the few times when hot girls depress me.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:12
Sadie G
wait...you gotta open the DS to play it?
WTF is juice....?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:13
Samit Sarkar
Schoolgirl outfit + DS + old-school CRT monitor = TEH HAWTNESS
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:14
tazarthayoot
I would like to touch her screen.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:15
Neonie
Wow she can play games in heels? SKILLZ!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:16
Samit Sarkar
Sadie, stop trying to introduce logic into my equation.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:17
Hamza CTZ Aziz
LOOK AT HOW FOCUSED SHE IS! SHE'S USING HER MIND TO PLAY!
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:18
Clockwork
She's so good at it, she doesn't even need to fuckin open that shit!!!!
GeneralWong's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:19
GeneralWong
I hope she falls through the desk table and breaks her pelvis on the PC tower. And then fucks me.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:19
MaxVest
SHE'S USING HER MIND TO LOOK THROUGH THE DS LID!!1!
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:19
Knivy
That looks like a comfy position to play games.

@CTZ
I know, she's totally in the zone!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:20
Maurice Tan
My cat just got diagnosed with cancer.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:25
Sharpless
Dude, it's a girl and she's playing video games! I want to put my huge penis inside that, bro! The internet is AWESOME!
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:26
Yashoki
GTFO WE DONT WANT U HEER >:/
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:26
VWGTI
I'll believe she's really a gamer when you look me in the face and tell me that Fred Durst is a respectable musician.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:29
vexed alex
ASL?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:29
GuitarAtomik
HOLY CRAP! Look how old that monitor is. A Compaq even.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:30
Skribble
She just finished level 3, and needs to tighten up the graphics a little bit.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:30
liam2015
I was socially inept in kindergarden, whats a girl?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:30
Teta
Moving the mouse with her ass to frag ppl is a true art.
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:32
Teen Idol
She can play with my joystick anyday.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:41
Chocobo Knight
I'm pretty sure there isn't any anti-virus software running under there.

Otherwise - FAIL
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:44
The GHost
Facts

- She is playing a closed DS with her mind
- While in heels
- While probably quite cold due to lack of clothes
- While browsing the intertubes WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING!!!11!
- With a mouse more than likely up her ass
- While posing with her legs resting on a CRT monitor for a ridiculous picture
- All while keeping a straight face

That, ladies and gents, is talent.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:46
taumpytears
Tits or GTFO... and I am talking to you Hamza...
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:48
DJDuffy
see CTZ? I told you...you make a hawt lesbian afterall.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:59
Excel-2011
You dirty slut.
DaTgUy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:05
DaTgUy
the funny thing is, I am that monitor, I used my super special spy disguise
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:06
Aaron Mxy Yost
I thought you were a shark?
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:19
Projectexodus
I have downs syndrome!

My mom says I'm special...
Will you be my friend?
Snoopbob2006's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:19
Snoopbob2006
look at those two lumps of fat on her chest lololololol0l
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:19
Takeshi
Vixen?
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:21
mistic
whatever I'd do her :-)
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:23
Aziel13
ASL
Cyber =^.~=
Fiat Mediocrity's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:37
Fiat Mediocrity
mmmm...

Aziz, I've got a chubby for two that I'd lke to share. ;)
Naitsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:39
Naitsu
She's causing me rectal bleeding.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:40
Y0j1mb0
using her mind...lol.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:52
Ub3rSlug
I knew it CTZ.

I fucking knew it.
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:54
ajaxender
What the fuck, guys? This isnt funny or clever! I thought this is what you didnt want in the cblogs. Why are you supporting it?
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:59
Tino
I don't think shes playing a closed DS moreso playing half a DS.

Also thats what position I'm in right now.
Totally Not A Dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 23:00
Totally Not A Dude
@ajaxender

Because they do want it. They want us. "Us" meaning chicks willing to display themselves to men over the internet due to deep-seated desires for endless attention. ;););):DDDDD

I of course know this because I am a grrl gamer, and I am totally not a dude pretending to be one in order to prey upon young boys. PM me for naked pics! Of girls! I mean... me!

<3333333
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 23:01
Velt
anyway i will let her play with my wii anytime...

(had to do it guys, insert a wii joke.)
Bluefusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 23:19
Bluefusion
@ Totally Not A Dude

Ooooh no Chris Hansen, I know where this leads to, and I'm not letting it happen to me again.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 23:56
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
IN BEFORE GAMEGOBLIN TALKS ABOUT CHIEFTAIN'S GIRLFRIEND'S HIGH PITCHED VOICE OVER XBOX LIVE
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 00:14
Darren Nakamura
Seriously though, would you not buy porn of girls getting screwed while Super Mario World is on in the background? I would.
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