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I hugged a shark ...
Hamza CTZ Aziz | 7:31 PM on 01.03.2009 23 comments




But then I got eaten.

['shop by Colette Bennett, who was hugged by REY, who made Pheonix hug herself, then Kryptinite hugged kool aid man, then croc box hugged Jim, Jim hugged Alex, and the circle of life goes onnnnnnnn]



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21 comments | showing # 1 to 21
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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:40
Kryptinite
Man I love the Kool Aid man but I have this irresistible urge to punch that fucker.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:41
garison
O god, Hamza. How can you survive all those teeth? Do two negatives really equal a positive?(two sharks = no pain?)
JohnnyViral's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:41
JohnnyViral
Doesnt this count as some sort of paradox?
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:41
CrocBox
Epic!
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:41
Hollie Bennett
its time for a....CIRCLE JERK!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:42
Bob Muir
Let's just never let go of this site-wide hug. I feel so safe in your loving arms.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:44
eternalplayer2345
MY BRAIN HURts
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:44
Hollie Bennett
hold me.
Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:47
Tehmtnlion
I came when I heard Circle jerk...did i just pun?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:49
Dead Movie Star
I just straight up came.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:52
pendelton21
I still have that arm hair you gave me.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:53
MATTFOO
not funny.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:57
Maurice Tan
I came for the shark, I stayed for the cocks.
JohnnyViral's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:57
JohnnyViral
@ Necros

Shut up you dirty hippie.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:59
grassr00ts
Wow- CBlog recapper is screwed!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 20:06
the GAMEGOBLIN
I brought some cola

anyone want cola?
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 20:15
naia-the-gamer
cblogs = fucked
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 20:52
Haxan
I'm with naia.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 21:59
RAB
im with the circle jerk
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