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I am also an Associate Editor and it's my goal to always provide you guys with some sort of entertainment. I love covering anything that has to do with art, entertaining videos, fashion, boobs -- Basically anything that's offbeat.
I am a shark. I am Tako King. I am CTZ. I am a drill. I am your Community Manager. I am Hamza Aziz. Four years and counting.
So the amazing AlphaDeus made songs about the staff and various community members at Destructoid. I can't believe I can say I have a theme song now. How cool is that?! The song AlphaDeus made for me is called "Shark Dick Punch" and has a little heavy metal vibe going for it. You can check out the song over on YouTube.
AlphaDeus is working on even MORE songs. That's crazy! Dude is a music making machine. If you have a moment, do send him some love as he can use it right now due to some real life bullshits. You're awesome, Pasquale!