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I am the number 4 result on Google when you search for "boobies"
Hamza CTZ Aziz | 7:38 PM on 09.17.2007 33 comments




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B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 19:45
B-Radicate
That is the most astounding win I have ever bared witness to. Congrats!
FLS119's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 19:47
FLS119
Number 2! That's awesome. You earn the lifetime award of "badassery" on the internet. That's quite an honor. I'm not being sarcastic. Later
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 19:48
Dyson
I am the #1 result when you search on Google for "awesome"

(in my mind ... )
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 19:49
Brad Rice
Your mother must be proud.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 19:49
Bob Muir
Congratulations, you're internet famous!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 19:51
Velt
how much cooler than that can it get?
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 19:56
bottled dark
omg
that's amazing
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 19:56
BFeld13
SafeSearch was probably on.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 19:57
Neonie
Haha, that is great.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 19:57
007
wow, you know you've gone epic when your name is the #4 result on google when you search boobies.
Little Burro's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 19:59
Little Burro
I think its funny hes searching for booobies in the first place!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 20:02
Hamza CTZ Aziz
lol, I'm not Burro! Niero told me about it actually XD. Also, Sitemeter tracks our referrals. That's how we figured it out. Also, Google search "Beast and location".
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 20:05
kwaselow
Pew pew pew!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 20:05
Darren Nakamura
Wow. I bet you get a ton of hits from that search, too. That's actually really amazing.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 20:05
Eschatos
I'm the number 4 result on google when you search for Eschatos. I'm so proud of myself.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 20:10
Ub3rSlug
El
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Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 20:13
Eschatos
Also number 5, and nothing after that.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 20:16
iRaf
the weird thing is, why were you searching for boobies? ewww. cooties!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 20:45
BlindsideDork
Whenever I think of boobies, I think of CTZ. Mmmmm, his man mellons are delicious!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 21:15
king3vbo
You know, for some strange reason this doesnt surprise me...
tehdopefish's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 21:41
tehdopefish
according to my research, you are actually 6th! OMFG SCANDAL!

but then again, I was using the canadia version of google, which is run by dogsleds rather than a series of tubes.
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 22:00
Tristero
Thanks to Princess-face, my Destructoid video is now the #1 result on Google for "4 in 1 hole (part one incomplete MUST SEE) Linkin Park money cars The OC tits yellow Mega Man". No joke. Try it.
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 23:15
Milofo


Wow, a search for my name brings me to 4th on google as well. Hopefully the picture works.
Chris Morris's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 00:30
Chris Morris
That is commendable sir, shoot for number one!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 00:33
Aaron Mxy Yost
New Nerdcore post plz.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 00:38
Niero
I squeeze all girls boobies to go pew
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 08:27
Snaileb
When the boss tells you to search for boobies, you'd better get off your ass and get to it!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:13
Velt
When you boss tells you to go and search for boobies you have a hell of a job!!
Commodore624's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 21:12
Commodore624
i bow down to you sir
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 23:58
Fronz
put that shit on a resume, damn
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 22:11
Fading Star
Hamza has won the internet's respect! Huzzah!

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