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I am the number 4 result on Google when you search for "boobies"
Hamza CTZ Aziz \| 7:38 PM on 09.17.2007	33 comments

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31 comments | showing # 1 to 31

B-Radicate

That is the most astounding win I have ever bared witness to. Congrats!

FLS119

Number 2! That's awesome. You earn the lifetime award of "badassery" on the internet. That's quite an honor. I'm not being sarcastic. Later

Dyson

I am the #1 result when you search on Google for "awesome"

(in my mind ... )

Brad Rice

Your mother must be proud.

Bob Muir

Congratulations, you're internet famous!

Velt

how much cooler than that can it get?

bottled dark

omg
that's amazing

BFeld13

SafeSearch was probably on.

Neonie

Haha, that is great.

007

wow, you know you've gone epic when your name is the #4 result on google when you search boobies.

Little Burro

I think its funny hes searching for booobies in the first place!

Hamza CTZ Aziz

lol, I'm not Burro! Niero told me about it actually XD. Also, Sitemeter tracks our referrals. That's how we figured it out. Also, Google search "Beast and location".

kwaselow

Pew pew pew!

Darren Nakamura

Wow. I bet you get a ton of hits from that search, too. That's actually really amazing.

Eschatos

I'm the number 4 result on google when you search for Eschatos. I'm so proud of myself.

Ub3rSlug

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Eschatos

Also number 5, and nothing after that.

iRaf

the weird thing is, why were you searching for boobies? ewww. cooties!

BlindsideDork

Whenever I think of boobies, I think of CTZ. Mmmmm, his man mellons are delicious!

king3vbo

You know, for some strange reason this doesnt surprise me...

tehdopefish

according to my research, you are actually 6th! OMFG SCANDAL!

but then again, I was using the canadia version of google, which is run by dogsleds rather than a series of tubes.

Tristero

Thanks to Princess-face, my Destructoid video is now the #1 result on Google for "4 in 1 hole (part one incomplete MUST SEE) Linkin Park money cars The OC tits yellow Mega Man". No joke. Try it.

Milofo

Wow, a search for my name brings me to 4th on google as well. Hopefully the picture works.

Chris Morris

That is commendable sir, shoot for number one!

Aaron Mxy Yost

New Nerdcore post plz.

Niero

I squeeze all girls boobies to go pew

Snaileb

When the boss tells you to search for boobies, you'd better get off your ass and get to it!

Velt

When you boss tells you to go and search for boobies you have a hell of a job!!

Commodore624

i bow down to you sir

Fronz

put that shit on a resume, damn

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Hamza has won the internet's respect! Huzzah!

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