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I am also an Associate Editor and it's my goal to always provide you guys with some sort of entertainment. I love covering anything that has to do with art, entertaining videos, fashion, boobs -- Basically anything that's offbeat.
I am a shark. I am Tako King. I am CTZ. I am a drill. I am your Community Manager. I am Hamza Aziz. Four years and counting.
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Happy Birthday to the one and only Hollie Bennett. I wanted to do something epic and photoshop pictures of Hollie doing some ridiculous shit, but I ran out of time. So instead, I'm going to drop some facts about Hollie you may or may not know about the British bombshell. So I'm a ninja, as you all know. I've been secretly stalking Hollie for months now and I've come up with a handy list for all of you other pheonix blood stalkers. Sites Likes: Destructoid Dislikes: Ripten People Likes: Atheistium Dislike: Wardrox Things in her vagina Likes: Penises, other vaginas, vagina-penis hybrid things Dislikes: Potatoes, LEGO pieces, street signs Actually, that's all I got. Pheonix Blood demanded I make her a Birthday blog in Grim's birthday blog post and for some reason, an image of a picture of Hollie with a list saying likes and dislikes in her vagina came up in my head. I was going to have potatoes, chicken legs and street signs crossed out in the dislikes section and blurred out bodily parts in the likes section. I'm ... I'm not right in the head ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOLLIE! 
LOL
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Amazing, I know.
Happy Birthday, strange person!
HAPPY BIRTHDUY!!!!!
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Oh, shit, I just lapsed into Gavin. Where are we? Oh, yeah. Happy birthday!
Can I have someone to compare dick sizes with? I promise it won't be weird.
PS. that is a picture of me going LOL, see the lol kids?
:D
@Bigpoppagamer: YEAH I AM!
also all 'pheonix' vouchers can be exchanged at PAX
LOL! I'm doing that from now on in every picture...
well not every but at least one!
Oh, and for the "you must be this big" thing: is are we talking about girth or length? :D
If it's girth, then DAMN.
MIDGET CRUSHER!
Happy Burfday LOL
@Hamza: I lold as well at Cypher (nicely done!), but he only wins the american internets. Subway has no doubt infiltrated the world, The US$5 price probably isn't being advertized in England.
Wow I need to shut up.
Seriously, am I the only one who has had that song stuck in their head for the past two weeks?
You are not.
hollie i love you will you e-marry me?
Happy birthday!!!
Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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