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So it was apparently Marques's birthday on the 24th and the cock ass neglected to tell anyone that. I'm going to do what BigPopaGamer does but instead of hot half naked women, I'm going to verbally beat you off. The end result is the same, I think. OK, so we all know GuitarAtomik pretty well around here. He has made amazing art pieces, makes amazing music, and even has a clothes line like some kind of hipster bastard. But did you know that GA is also a mountain climber? Why yes, he is! He once told me of a story where he actually saved a baby bear cub that was stuck on the edge of a cliff. He seriously is a fucking hero. He rescued the cub and got it back to it's mother. Marques even has a picture of himself holding the bear cub. He made me promise not to tell anyone, but I don't think you should hide this buddy. You're a hero! You saved an animal! In fact, all of you should e-mail and PM him asking for the photo. Anyway, happy birthday buddy. Keep on trucking.
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Happy Birthday GuitarAtomik
Happy Birthday
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@BlueWolf72
That was woof'n unfunny.
@Wolf: beCUM? Is that going to be your next website? You sure started soon with the whole disguised pimping.
also your not famous bluewolf.
happy birthday guitaratomik.
Get drunk, grab bewbs, and smash plastic guitars as a real rock star.
Again Samit thats how this site roles. People love to abuse each other and since I have wolf in my name I get this from nubs who try to ride the "ILL GIVE SOMEONE SHIT" this is the web I enjoy it. The best stuff is when they get lame and say Im not famous. I never was but hey I could be a falling star!
Oh, I wish. Sadly she's just into regular sex. Lame, right? I'd call her a pussy but that'd mean nothing to her. It's like calling Cheeburga gay.
I'm joking chee' (wherever you are). <3.
He was the one who impregnated Christina Aguilera, Nicole Kidman, and Jessica Alba (sorry Bahamaslut).
He is known as Peniszerstörer in over thirty nations worldwide. Don't ever ask him why this is, unless you'r ready to face the consequences.
Is the reason Gizmondo has yet to be released.
Fucks the shit out of bears.
Happy birthday guy
GuitarAtomik once ate an entire bible while water skiing.
*high fives picture on computer screen, knocks screen over, breaks it, gets in trouble at work*
..whoops...