This past Monday, I went to EA studios to play two new Burnout DLC packs. One was the Cops & Robbers DLC pack and the other was something that's embargoed. It has something to do with an island. Maybe.

As always, these preview events have food at them. I like food. I love food. I always eat whatever they throw in my face. It fucks with my diet, but hey, FREE FOOD!



The last few times I've gone to an EA preview at their studios, they always order pizza from a nice little pizza joint down the road. Compared to the "fast food" pizzas, this place is great. Then again, any pizza is better than a Dominos/Pizza Hut pizza. Only complaint is that the dough was too doughy.

On a scale of 1 to 5, I'd give the pizza an "A'ight".

The next day, I went to a Bandai Namco preview event with Dyson. No pictures of the food because there was a no picture policy. They had an open bar and a ton of finger foods such as mini pizzas, crackers with cheese, duck rolls and some other shit. I told all the waitresses to bring me something every time they made the rounds. Shit was good, just not filling.

On a scale of A through F, I'd give the finger foods a "Fucking stop being so small and fill up my belly you sexy tasty fucks"

In the coming weeks, I'm going to see The Conduit's multiplayer, Call of Juarez multiplayer, Red Faction multiplayer, Dante's Inferno and Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman. Expect more in-depth food reviews soon!