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Dr. McNinja has a new shark shirt and I don't think I want it
Hamza CTZ Aziz \| 10:04 PM on 10.27.2008	34 comments

So I went to TopatoCo today to finally order myself some new shirts when there it was. A shark. With glasses. And a mustache. AND HE'S SAYING JAWESOME! Yet unlike everytime I've seen a new shirt from Dr. McNinja, my DO WANT boner wasn't instantly getting hard. I don't know, I think the mustache is really throwing me off. Plus, I'm trying to stay away from shirts that have quote bubbles.

So here are the shirts that made me visit TopatoCo today:

It's just too ridiculous not to own

Again, to ridiculous not to own.

So boss.

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!

I want to order three of these since TopatoCo has a deal when you buy three shirts. I'm at a loss for which three to get though. So Dtoiders, I leave it up to you! Which three should I order?

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31 comments | showing # 1 to 31

superflossy

yeah, i'm not really diggin the mustache on that shark either. it's a bit too chi-mo... get middle three. i think those colors would look good on you!

casualweaponry

I'd go with squid/bear, bears w/saws, and tiger with gun. That circle of life shirt is a little too creepy for me.

That shark shirt is lame as hell.
And Jawsome? Really?

aborto thefetus

I personally like the What would Batman do? shirt they have. Although with everybodies obsession with Batman in the wake of the Dark Knight I wouldn't want to buy it. I can't believe I am going to say this but I think I am tired of Batman :(

Zen Albatross

Computer programming is indeed Jawsome. I say the first one. Bears with saws looks like something I need to own as well.

Skribble

Yeah that shirt is rather horrible.

Random entity + random entity + nerd quote != funny

blehman

heheheh...pedoshark...hehehe..

Brian Szabelski

Tiger with machine gun = GET

Danl Haas

god I love topatoco

TheDreadHawk

I totally love the third shirt. That's so bad ass.

Walrus

I like the first three, not counting the shark one.

nebones

The Shark one is pretty awesome.

aborto thefetus

Oh yeah and Circle of Life, Tiger with the gun, and bears with saws.

RAB

holy shit man these are fucking beyond sick

totally gonna get a couple

circle of life and tiger with gun are sexiest. yes.

Atlas

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Atlas/this-community-is-totally-jawesome--69138.phtml

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/angusm/shaaaaaaarks-are-jawesome--68989.phtml

Am I actually the pioneer of the term Jawsome?

Idea, totally Atlas's - Angusm

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Atlas: Apparently, you never watched Street Sharks. Also, I think I know the three I want now, although I will still get the fourth one down the line.

RAB

i totally had this when i was a kid

Aziel13

staches are for humans and bears not sharks
what next funny hats
no
NO!
they can't have them

Sharpless

How the heck does this guy keep coming up with such amazing shirts? A squid on a bear on a bicycle? A tiger with a machine gun? Bears with saws coming out of their paws? I WANT.

Maurice Tan

Do not want this shirt. I almost ordered the SMG Tiger one once, but the color looks a bit unwearable. Bears with saws looks awesome though :)

Aaron Mxy Yost

God I so need to just drop a hundred bucks at TopatoCo and get a ton of t-shirts... So much win there. Get Terror, Bears with Saws, and Machine Gun Tiger.

Cowzilla3

squid with bear and bears with saws for sure.

king3vbo

Totally buying the SMG Tiger

MPHtails

Bears with Saws is the one I'd pass on. Circle of life is badass, Tiger with gun is NICE, and Squid Bear is pretty terrifying. But I'm just not feeling Bears with Saws.

MPHtails

Bears with Saws is the one I'd pass on. Circle of life is badass, Tiger with gun is NICE, and Squid Bear is pretty terrifying. But I'm just not feeling Bears with Saws.

Aerox

I would not get Bears with Saws

GuitarAtomik

Ironically enough I'm working on a shark shirt right now.

galagabug

bears. with saws. sold.

Stella Wong

You have to get bears with saws! I'm totally sold on that shirt alone.

Darren Nakamura

I'd go with the first three. I'm not a fan of the bear eating the cat eating the bird.

mix

I have to buy one of those shorts now....so JAWSOME!

MissHinasaki

@Rab
I did, too.

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