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Sorry for the choppyness and my smackingness
Ah man that video was so hot.
-rubs body and watches video again-
If I cared about my ePenis so much, I would totally double down some Whataburger and Long John Silvers.
...you ate that second piece of pizza didn't you. you just couldn't resist could you.
Oh, so you also do entertainment? Everything that's happened in the past week makes sense now.
Cheerful Hamza is adorable.
That's the most disgusting slice of pizza I've ever seen. Otherwise bravo good sir. <3
You seem pretty excited about that pizza, Hamza. As every man should be when about to partake in the consumption of pizza.
Oh snap look at Hamza raising the double down bar.
That may have been the most beautiful thing I've seen in my 24 years.
Cheesy.
Fucking.
Pizza.
That was awesome I need to double down.
OMG Hamza! Fucking love you.
wtf IS wrong with you Hamza. Tiny penis's? Really?
And wtf people, 11 comments and no has fapped this shit? FAP THIS TO THE TOP OF THE PAGE BITCHES!
NOW MAKE A RECAP AND DON'T MENTION YOURSELF.
But really, that looked fucking great. Burger surrounded by a slice sounds pretty fucking pro.
Fatass.
I hate the sound of people eating. But I watched this whole thing with the sound up. This is the power of the Hamza. I'll listen to it again... But this time with my eyes closed and imagination flowing.
Wait, hold on. If one brown person (Hamza) double down Browntowns in honor of another (Samit), is it a Quadruple Duple Down?
2 heart strokes, 1 shark
LOOK AT ALL THAT HAIR ON HIS ARMS!!!
also OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
So many dirty thoughts ran through my mind as you licked and fondled your food.
Fapped for making my fudging day.
This video is going to be a major breakthrough when future archeologists try to figure out why our society fell so hard.
"I'm not gonna lick that."
Disclaimer: Neither Samit Sarkar nor Browntown Enterprises, Inc., is liable for any health problems that may arise from doubling down.
This is pretty sweet Hamza. I'm gonna wait until someone else does one with a pizza and then post it on the front page without giving you credit for the idea because I wanna be just like you when I grow up, JURKFACE
P.S.- LOL west coast pizza
Glorious.
I think Cwal did something like that a long time ago, and if that is a double double down... then what Cwal did was a quintible down.
I want 5 of them
now that my boy is how you double down
Hamza is the most adorable hairy man I have ever seen. I wish to hug him
I fucking love you, Hamza.
FUCK ARTERIES, LOVE AMERICA
GLORIOUS.
Also, I think you should start brushing those arm manes, maybe use a little hair gel.
HAHAHAHA THAT VIDEO WAS SO WIN
This has been your greatest achievement yet!
I have what is possibly an ulcer and I haven't eaten solid food (except for the occasional slice of bread) in over a month. This is porn for me.
"I'm dripping all over the place. That's what she said, heh heh heh." LOL, that video was so chock full of win.
"I'm gonna wait until someone else does one with a pizza"
HEY.
Yeah, Hamza has raised the bar.
Only in America
OM NOM NOM NOM!!
"I'm dripping all over the place"
Oh. Oh no. Don't tell me he's going to say it. Please don't, it's so obvious...
"That's what she said"
Goddammit.
Good lord, you are insane. I desperately need to meet you in person and give you a hug someday.
I'm really amazed at how big the portions are in America. what you're eating can probably feed a family of four for a day.
Can someone tell me which Podtoid this meme originated from?
I need to hear it.
Also, your country is proud of you!
HAHA! wow pizza doesnt look like that where im from! but man that still looks good.
damn i need to do one of these before someone takes my idea!
"OKHAY" so good on that metal gear awesome refference.
i gotta get me some of those arm-warmers too man. those things are awesome.
RAB: Glad someone got that reference
That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I know what I'm doing this coming weekend now.