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Double Double Downing
Hamza CTZ Aziz | 9:01 PM on 10.19.2009 68 comments




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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:06
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Sorry for the choppyness and my smackingness
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:08
MrSadistic
Ah man that video was so hot.

-rubs body and watches video again-

If I cared about my ePenis so much, I would totally double down some Whataburger and Long John Silvers.
Maya Kramer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:18
Maya Kramer
...you ate that second piece of pizza didn't you. you just couldn't resist could you.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:21
Jordan Devore
Cheerful Hamza is adorable.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:23
ScottyG
That's the most disgusting slice of pizza I've ever seen. Otherwise bravo good sir. <3
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:24
Evil Cheese
You seem pretty excited about that pizza, Hamza. As every man should be when about to partake in the consumption of pizza.
Rammknot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:28
Rammknot
Oh snap look at Hamza raising the double down bar.
squirrelyg's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:31
squirrelyg
That may have been the most beautiful thing I've seen in my 24 years.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:33
Andrew Kauz
Cheesy.

Fucking.

Pizza.
Volkarin's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:36
Volkarin
That was awesome I need to double down.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:40
garison
OMG Hamza! Fucking love you.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:43
ChronosWing
wtf IS wrong with you Hamza. Tiny penis's? Really?

And wtf people, 11 comments and no has fapped this shit? FAP THIS TO THE TOP OF THE PAGE BITCHES!
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:45
Cataract
NOW MAKE A RECAP AND DON'T MENTION YOURSELF.


But really, that looked fucking great. Burger surrounded by a slice sounds pretty fucking pro.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:49
aborto thefetus
Fatass.
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:49
GrumpyTurtle
I hate the sound of people eating. But I watched this whole thing with the sound up. This is the power of the Hamza. I'll listen to it again... But this time with my eyes closed and imagination flowing.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:50
Joseph Leray
Wait, hold on. If one brown person (Hamza) double down Browntowns in honor of another (Samit), is it a Quadruple Duple Down?
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:54
Monodi
2 heart strokes, 1 shark
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:04
Kraid
LOOK AT ALL THAT HAIR ON HIS ARMS!!!

also OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:05
Diverse
So many dirty thoughts ran through my mind as you licked and fondled your food.
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:05
GamesAreArt
Fapped for making my fudging day.
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:08
Loogibot
This video is going to be a major breakthrough when future archeologists try to figure out why our society fell so hard.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:09
Samit Sarkar
"I'm not gonna lick that."

Disclaimer: Neither Samit Sarkar nor Browntown Enterprises, Inc., is liable for any health problems that may arise from doubling down.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:11
Topher Cantler
This is pretty sweet Hamza. I'm gonna wait until someone else does one with a pizza and then post it on the front page without giving you credit for the idea because I wanna be just like you when I grow up, JURKFACE
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:14
Topher Cantler
P.S.- LOL west coast pizza
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:25
Sentry
Glorious.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:39
grafkhun
I think Cwal did something like that a long time ago, and if that is a double double down... then what Cwal did was a quintible down.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:43
RAB
I want 5 of them
Death by Yeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:44
Death by Yeti
now that my boy is how you double down
Ludwig Von Robotnick's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:48
Ludwig Von Robotnick
Hamza is the most adorable hairy man I have ever seen. I wish to hug him
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:48
Overcrowd
I fucking love you, Hamza.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:49
Electro Lemon
FUCK ARTERIES, LOVE AMERICA
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:57
AgentMOO
GLORIOUS.

Also, I think you should start brushing those arm manes, maybe use a little hair gel.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:58
Niero
HAHAHAHA THAT VIDEO WAS SO WIN
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 23:01
Knivy
This has been your greatest achievement yet!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 23:03
Sharpless
I have what is possibly an ulcer and I haven't eaten solid food (except for the occasional slice of bread) in over a month. This is porn for me.
Chris Morris's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 23:12
Chris Morris
"I'm dripping all over the place. That's what she said, heh heh heh." LOL, that video was so chock full of win.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 23:18
Gyrael
"I'm gonna wait until someone else does one with a pizza"

HEY.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 23:19
Technophile
Yeah, Hamza has raised the bar.
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 23:20
mourning orange
Only in America
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 23:29
MatCD


OM NOM NOM NOM!!
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 23:49
ran24
"I'm dripping all over the place"

Oh. Oh no. Don't tell me he's going to say it. Please don't, it's so obvious...

"That's what she said"

Goddammit.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 00:03
Jack Maverick
Good lord, you are insane. I desperately need to meet you in person and give you a hug someday.
Victor Stillwater's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 00:05
Victor Stillwater
I'm really amazed at how big the portions are in America. what you're eating can probably feed a family of four for a day.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 00:13
TheCleaningGuy
Can someone tell me which Podtoid this meme originated from?
I need to hear it.
Also, your country is proud of you!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 00:43
fetusmilk
HAHA! wow pizza doesnt look like that where im from! but man that still looks good.

damn i need to do one of these before someone takes my idea!
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 00:49
RAB
"OKHAY" so good on that metal gear awesome refference.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 00:52
RAB
i gotta get me some of those arm-warmers too man. those things are awesome.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 00:55
Hamza CTZ Aziz
RAB: Glad someone got that reference
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 01:08
TriplZer0
That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I know what I'm doing this coming weekend now.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 01:18
Stella Wong
this is the best double down video ever.
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