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-rubs body and watches video again-
If I cared about my ePenis so much, I would totally double down some Whataburger and Long John Silvers.
Fucking.
Pizza.
And wtf people, 11 comments and no has fapped this shit? FAP THIS TO THE TOP OF THE PAGE BITCHES!
But really, that looked fucking great. Burger surrounded by a slice sounds pretty fucking pro.
also OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Disclaimer: Neither Samit Sarkar nor Browntown Enterprises, Inc., is liable for any health problems that may arise from doubling down.
Also, I think you should start brushing those arm manes, maybe use a little hair gel.
HEY.
OM NOM NOM NOM!!
Oh. Oh no. Don't tell me he's going to say it. Please don't, it's so obvious...
"That's what she said"
Goddammit.
I need to hear it.
Also, your country is proud of you!
damn i need to do one of these before someone takes my idea!