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Thank you for all the flowers, kind words and prayers everyone. The reattachment surgery went fairly well, considering. I look forward to getting back out into the world very soon.
P.S. - mrandydixon, please return any giblets that may have come into your possession as they are holding up the final stages of my reconstruction surgery. I would imagine you, above all other people, could sympathize with a man that just wants his boner back.
P.S. - mrandydixon, please return any giblets that may have come into your possession as they are holding up the final stages of my reconstruction surgery. I would imagine you, above all other people, could sympathize with a man that just wants his boner back.
Mr Dixon, while I’m sure you can understand that Corduroy would very much appreciate his genitalia remnants to be returned so that the surgeons can complete his “dick jigsaw”, however, I would like to inform you that I am willing to pay top dollar for said giblets.
I will utilise them for projects both old and new, whereas Corduroy will probably just end up pumping too much blood into it till his dick explodes like a Looney Tunes cigar with dynamite inside....again.
I will utilise them for projects both old and new, whereas Corduroy will probably just end up pumping too much blood into it till his dick explodes like a Looney Tunes cigar with dynamite inside....again.
If while Corduroy's dick was exploding and a piece of his dick flew into my mouth, would that make me gay?
Dixon I demand to be given what ever fraction of Turtle's dick you hold in your possession. Think about it man: Without his dick Turtle will be a mere shadow of his former self yes - BUT! - it will be hilarious.
We could call him Captain McDickless and make him wear an apron! =]
@Sir Legendhead
I know all most people will see is dick jokes and sigh but I and probably a lot of other people on this site will take this as a sign of a good relationship with development studios and the community. If people aren't allowed to joke around with each other every now and then to be taken seriously then maybe that's for the best.
We could call him Captain McDickless and make him wear an apron! =]
@Sir Legendhead
I know all most people will see is dick jokes and sigh but I and probably a lot of other people on this site will take this as a sign of a good relationship with development studios and the community. If people aren't allowed to joke around with each other every now and then to be taken seriously then maybe that's for the best.
Dick Giblets is the name of my new fusion core ska/metal band. We will be coming to an American Legion Hall near you so check us out on Myspace!
