I am always available for you:
I am also an Associate Editor and it's my goal to always provide you guys with some sort of entertainment. I love covering anything that has to do with art, entertaining videos, fashion, boobs -- Basically anything that's offbeat.
I am a shark. I am Tako King. I am CTZ. I am a drill. I am your Community Manager. I am Hamza Aziz. Four years and counting.
Ceark, Teta, SWMP, Mikey, Item Forty, DJ Duffy, Haxan, Togail, Rockvillain, Rio, Jack of no Trades, Phist, Justice, Impossible Plant, Hoygeit, GameGoblin, and sooooo much more.
There are so many talented and great artists on this site and I need every single one of you for a special project. If you're willing to help out, send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. I'll give you the full details of what the plan is once you contact me.
In other news, the Web site you are reading is called Destructoid, or Dtoid for short. Not D-toid. Not DToid. Not Detroid. Not D-Toid. And not any of the other weird ass variations I've been seeing lately. STOP THAT SHIT