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 I really need to stop dicking around. I need to put in the job applications and get the fuck out of here. Ugh. Anyway, there are two recent new employees that work at this store now and I can't stand one of them. The other guy is pretty awesome. He knows his shit and can actually interact with other human beings. The other guy is just plain fucking retarded.
He has done a lot of shit to irritate me and just piss me off. Today though, I found him hilarious. A customer came in just now asking about what we thought about No More Heroes. I said it looks great and it has received some great reviews (my only reference was Tron and Rev's review, heh). Captain retard butted in (as he always does) and said one of the stupidest things I have ever heard: "It kind of looks like a cross between Guitar Hero and Marvel Alliance." I was stunned. I just looked at him wondering how in the fuck this guy was still alive. I then started to laugh and questioned him by what he meant: "Well, on the cover I mean. I saw his saber and thought of Guitar Hero." After the customer left, I question him some more by what he meant: "No More Heroes looks like a cross between Guitar Hero, Marvel Alliance, and Blinx: The Time Cat to me." I can't wait to quit. On a related note, I should stop blogging about stupid people. You all remember when I wrote my New Years blog about the 4 and how I almost hit a cow with my car? Well, she some how found out about it. She then went ahead and wrote a blog on her MySpace title "CTZ is a -10 on the 1 to 10 scale." or some shit like that ... anyone know how to get past private blocks on MySpace? :D Also, I really am not this much of a dick in real life. I swear.
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IMO: If she had a problem with something you said, she probably should of came to you directly, as saying dumb shit on Myspace get's you NO WHERE as far as personal issues are concerned.
I fucking hate Myspace so damn much
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! At least he was funny once in his lifetime.
or Spinal Taps, NO?
its more like god hand + killbill ( only beacuse of the way the blood comes out )
And also, sorry about your job situation..
You should get that guy to guest review for the site, or just tape record him talking. We could make a video for it that caould potentially be as funny as that Half Life fan fic by the 6 year old.
Hahahahahahaha
So in No More Heroes you can rock out with your favorite superheroes across different time periods?
@BHZ
I actually have and liked Blinx >.>
Didn't you do that for us one time on Stickam? That was also when I matlocked your store's phone number. Lulul.
tell me what her myspace page is and I will go in and summarize it for you. Or copy pasta
Also, I want to work at Gamestop. I want to have stories to tell about stupid people. I can take it.
I think.
I can't wait to play Guitar Hero with Cat versions of Marvel characters while time traveling.
If he says the right answer, he needs to replace lettucehead.
It was the same guy that developed The Orange Box, We Love Katamari, Shadowrun (for SNES), A Boy and his Blob, and Elf Bowling
duh.
Also, just ask one of her friends to copypasta the blog for you.
SHITCOCK
And it plays just as well, too.
That's exactly what No More Heroes is like.