Unlike the big chain stores, a mom and pop store has to bend to the cheapness of the populous to ensure a sale goes through. And we don't mind doing it if the person is a well known regular or buys a lot of things at once.

But then there are the inbred sons of bitches who deserve to get rapped by a steam roller that think that everyone should bend to their will because they think they're the "shit".

Penisless vomit bag: "Hey, how much is this game?"

Me: "It's $12.99"

Penisless vomit bag: "Oh, how much will you give it to me for?"

Me: "Ummm, are you planning on buying anything else?"

Penisless vomit bag: "No, this will be it."

Me: "Sorry, it's priced at $12.99. It's actually cheap considering that other stores sell it for a little more."

Penisless vomit bag: "Come on man, give it to me for $10 and I'll take it."

Me: "It's $12.99."

Penisless vomit bag: "Come on man. Help me out."

Me: "$12.99."

So Captain Jackass goes on for another 5 minutes arguing. Some people may have given in, and I know I still would have made some money off of it if I had given him "a break". But this guy wasn't a poor guy. He had a nice car, nice clothes and I knew he only wanted to argue for a cheaper price because he thought he was the "shit" and could get away with it. Well, in my eight or so years with dealing with fuck asses like this, I knew I could hold out. It was obvious to me that he wanted it and he would have stopped arguing a long time ago and purchased it or just left.

So finally:

Penisless vomit bag: "Alright, fine, I'll take it."

Me: "Alright, it will be $14.06 with tax."

Penisless vomit bag: "What?! You said $12.99"

Me:"MOTHER FUCKER YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA! EVERYTHING IS TAXED YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I AM GOING TO FUCKING TRAIN A BEAR TO ANALLY RAPE YOU AND THEN POST THE VIDEOS AND PICTURES OF IT ON THE INTERNET AND MAKE SURE YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY IS FORCED TO WATCH AS A BEAR ANALLY RAPES YOU!"

[What I wanted to say.]

Me: "It's California, everything has a tax."

[What I did say.]

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

Penisless vomit bag: [After buying the game] "I'm going to tell your uncle about how you didn't treat me right. (My uncle was co-owner at the time and Penisless vomit bag dealt with my uncle in the past by that comment, apparently.)

Me: "HAHA! BITCH! YOU THINK MY UNCLE WOULD FIRE ME?! HE CAN'T YOU STUPID JACKASS!"

[What I wanted to say.]

Me: "Awesome!" *Gives him a thumbs up*

[What I did say!]

Penisless vomit bag: *Glares at me*

Then some kid came in wanted to buy a game but he was short $2. But I let him slide :D