OH YES IT'S HAMZA WEEK! Er, SHARK WEEK! Discovery Channel is all about the best sea creature ever to grace Neptune's blue seas.

Lets start off the awesomeness with Metal Gill Jawesome, a spoof of Egoraptor's Metal Gear Awesome. The animation is done by Jonas and the voice work is actually done by Egoraptor himself. It's the same dialogue from Awesome but adjusted with sea jokes.

SHARK WEEK RAWR!!!!!!

Look at all this stuff. What am I going to do with all of this stuff. I GUESS I can BRING them WITH me to PAX in a couple of months. I GUESS I can give these out to whoever is there on Thursday or Friday.

No dibs. It's going to be a free for all.

Except Bushofghosts. She gets first dibs. Then free for all.

Note: Some of those shirts may or may have not been worn by CTZ. They may or may not have his sweat and body hair.

Note 2: Oh I cannot wait for PAX any longer.

Three weeks ago, Benjamin PerLee and I went to the Russian consulate in San Francisco to play some games. I don't know what was weirder: being in the Russian consulate, eating mini pancakes for dinner or the models dressed up like they're auditioning to be in Kill Bill. I got to talking to the model on the far right and it turns out she was a extra on movie "The Island" starring Scarlet Johanson. I could have totally done her.



Here's a photo of Ben not paying attention. God damn slacker.



Something impressed me!



And last week, I went to Ubisoft to play all the stuff you saw me talk about on the front page today. While everyone was off playing TMNT, I went exploring the Ubisoft offices. There's an area where each floor has graffiti paintings of various Ubisoft games. The art kind of sucks, but it's kind of neat still.

In their dinning room/kitchen, there's a few arcade machines and boxes full of crap that anyone can take stuff from it. I took a Penny Arcade Assassin's Creed comic. I should have grabbed more to give to you all, don't know why I didn't.



Also, I got some Ubisoft swag including these Rabbid panties. Hot.

Neiil's draws stuff that is awesome. He has a awesome series called Neill's A-Z of Awesomeness. You can suggest the next drawing and Neill will draw it. The drawings are based on the letters of the alphabet with characters doing stuff related to the letter.

So for example, the letter G is Galactus geeking out with his glove puppets of Gundam and Godzilla. Awesome.

[Via The Awesomer. I like the word awesome. Makes sense. I am part of an elite group known as Team Awesome. And awesome is the rival word to amazing, which Chad uses a lot. That bitch.]

Not much actually. I did get a lot of stuff, but I gave most of it to Colette to give away in our E3 swag contest. Actually, since I only promoted Discarded Couch Sandwich and megaStryke's blog, I'm sure we'll have some Twitter Friday contests for the rest of the E3 swag.

My favorite piece of swag is easily the TvC shirt. It's so fucking hot. You all know I have an obsession with T-shirts and this is easily one of the hottest shirts I have now. So hot, in fact, that I'm actually afraid of wearing it. I don't want to ruin it in any way.

I also have some Monkey Island buttons, some stupid SW: Old Republic button, some Halo ODST things, a sick Assassin's Creed 2 shirt and GTA IV sticker packs that Joe Burling gave me.

I also got the fish sweats from E3.

Granted, my info wasn't 100% correct (the game taking place during the same time as the first one) but yeah, NO WAY VALVE WOULD WANT TO MAKE MORE MONEY! BWAAHHHHH Trust in the shark.

I am pissed that we still haven't heard word about Episode 3. At this point though, I believe that Episode 3 will really become Half-Life 3. Seriously, this shit can't take that long. The time difference between releases of HF 1 and HF 2 was about five years and the time difference between releases of Episode 1 and 2 was about 1 year.

Come on, Valve! I want to play this over hyped series some more!