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Guitar Hero 3 Legends of ASS Review
Hamsizzla | 7:02 PM on 10.28.2007 20 comments



Alright let me just starting off by saying that this game sucks. The charts done by those dipshits at Neversoft are just god awful and they need to srsly l2p. I've seen far better custom charts done by people who edit their own songs on guitar hero. Also the first 5 or so sets you have to play through in career are just some of the worst, lengthiest, and most repetitive songs I've played on any Guitar Hero game. Towards the last two sets its actually somewhat fun except when you fail raining blood at 34% and have to redo the whole intro to get back there. Or perhaps after the tapping solo on one where your dad walks by the TV screen and you fail at 93%. But onto a srs note ill just list the pros and cons of this game.

Pro's:
-Boss Battles are pretty fun, though short
-Moar Metal is fun
-Online Play is a huge +
-Plenty of songs
-More customization options for your character
-Better Graphics
-The consecutive note tracker and reminder are nicely implemented.
-Actually somewhat challenging as compared to Guitar Hero 2

-Con's
-The note charts in this game are just BADDDDD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=295fxG4S6DY go to 1:18 and tell me the chart fits the song. TELL ME!!
-Failing at 1% on through the fire of flames is just ridiculous
-70% of the songs in this game are asinine and repetitive
-The cutscenes in Career are pointless
-Song song song song encore...feel familiar?
-Timing seems off sometimes
-Female Singers do not belong in music
-Neversoft needs to figure out how to pick less repetitive songs
-Needs YYZ
-The controller is a little harder to use than the guitar hero 2 controller

Final Score: 8.9 / 10
And on that note im going to my friends house to play guitar hero 3, BBL



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Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 19:20
Simmons 2pt0
Cons
-Needs to be Rock Band.
Hamsizzla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 19:23
Hamsizzla
Electro lemon u live in plano tehhehe i go through there everyday hehehe..but srsly, going to friends house
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 19:28
kwaselow
"Female Singers do not belong in music "

Ann Wilson + Janis Joplin + Aretha Franklin + Billie Holiday + Ella Fitzgerald = You're wrong!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 19:29
Eschatos
Only 70% asinine and repetitive? That's not possible. There are 71 total playable songs in GH3. To be 70% asinine and repetetive, exactly 49.7 songs would have to possess those qualities. In conclusion, you fail at math, and so does your review. Go die.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 19:36
vexed alex
"Female Singers do not belong in music "

You're a homosexual.
hippiepieces's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 19:44
hippiepieces

Decent blogging though...
LordGloom's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 19:55
LordGloom
Has anyone else noticed the animation is utter shit? In addition to the singer with the jaw larger than Paris Hilton's va-jay-jay, the drummer looks like he's half-asleep while he plays. Great song list though, except some of the covers are groin-grabbingly bad (Sunshine of Your Love comes to mind), but I guess that's nothing new.
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 20:13
Twisted Imp
@kwaselow

Britney Spears+Ashley Simpson+Paris Hilton+Hillary Duff+New Avril Lavigne+New Gwen Stefani = You're wrong!
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 20:35
kwaselow
@TwistedImp
You call that shit music? but still, the women I mentioned are proof that women belong in music, as long as they're the ones singing.
LordGloom's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 20:42
LordGloom
I give the nod to Kwaselow for Janis alone. Also Tammi Terrell had a beautiful voice.
PurpmaN's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 21:12
PurpmaN
what's the problem with the new guitar?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 21:43
GuitarAtomik
I'm going to have to agree with you about the song list. I was bored by 80% of the songs until the music video shoot tier, and I didn't hear anything interesting in the bonus tracks at all.
Hamsizzla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 21:43
Hamsizzla
I was totally jkin about the female thing PEEPS god. I enjoy the heart song on the game, but i dont like hit me with your best shot at all. Purpman I used to think the frets were farther apart but they are not, i dont know whats different but i get atleast 9% less than with my gh2 controller. Could just be me
Danger Shark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 21:43
Danger Shark
Chrissie Hynde, nuff said, I agree with kwaselow.
Hamsizzla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 00:07
Hamsizzla
didnt see your post guitartomik, the only bonus track i like is FCP remix but THEY RUINED the Charts for that too....i give up
Farktoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 00:32
Farktoid
Any game that includes Bulls on Parade negates any negative scores. And that includes Barbie Horse Adventure. Yes, Bulls on Parade was in that game, and if you doubt me go and buy the game yourself and find out.
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