Well, it's Monday again. This means that all you PS3 owning poker players have a shot a truly bad-ass prize! It's the same prize that's been in play for the previous two weeks: a brand new PS3 game of the winners choice! Since none of you have been able to take the title of poker king away from me, I shall continue to carry over the prize until someone does. (Which will never happen, bitches)

Now I want you all to know that I don't usually talk shit. Due to the fact that I actually won last week, I reserve the right to say whatever the hell I want! But have no fear, I won't go overboard like a drunken CountingConflict or a sober Y0j1mbo. I will keep it to a minimum and let the true masters of shit talking do their thing. Can you handle it?

The regulars will be there, will you? CountingConflict, where you at you drunken bastard? Video_Cognito, ready for another go? Y0j1mb0, you sure were quiet last week! Shipero, remote play is only worth while if your wife is watching tv. Takeshi, buttplug. Qraze, you forgot smoking lamp! SantanaClaus, the instruction manual will teach you how to play. Anyway, good times will be had by all so don't be shy. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists.

The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game (HSVS Poker), look for the poker table hosted by JamesEwing, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

Good luck... you'll need it!

Due to problems with the Gamespy stat server we were unable to hold our normal Monday poker game last week. This was a real bummer considering that the prize was made of awesome: a brand new PS3 game of the winners choice! Fortunately the game is now working for everyone (that I know of) and our weekly gathering of alcohol consumption and shit talking can continue. Last weeks prize is now this weeks prize so let's see what you got!

Now I must warn all that plan to participate in tonights event that Y0j1mbo is back from vacation and is planning on adding a new game to his collection. His shit talking skills are maxed out and ready for action. Do you have what it takes to wade through his BS? Can you overcome the odds and take all of his money? These are questions that only you can answer.

The regulars (Shipero, Takeshi, Y0j1mbo, and myself) will be there, will you? SantansClaus, will you bless us with the presence of your Jihad beard? Video_Cognito, ready to try out the new game? Qraze, are you ready to be beaten at Tekken after being beaten at poker? SoopaFly TNT, come on down! Manta, you in? Good times will be had by all so don't be shy. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists.

The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game (HSVS Poker), look for the poker table hosted by JamesEwing, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

Good luck...

Well it's that time again... time for another exciting installment of PS3 Monday night poker! Let me point out the obvious: I am not Y0j1mb0 nor do I possess epic beard growing capabilities. The reins have been handed over to me while Y0j1mb0 is on hiatus from gaming and/or Destructoid. With that being said, on to the festivities...



Normaly a post title containing the words "I'll take it" would refer to what Y0j1mbo plans to do with your money. Fortunately this is not the case. The title is refering to what you will say when you find out what tonights prize is: a brand new copy of any PS3 game of your choosing (with the exception of collectors editions, Time Crisis 4, Rock Band, and Guitar Hero III) That's right, whatever the hell you want! It's all yours... if you can win.



Your chances of acquiring a copy of whatever the hell you want are exceptionally good. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists.

Shipero, Takeshi and I will be doing Tequila shots. Maybe SantanaClause will make an appearance with his Jihad Beard. Maybe ceark will stop licking his wounds from the last time he played poker with us and show up. Who knows maybe naib wont be trashed before poker and he actually plays a few hands before we send him packing. Teta, you going to show up? I know I'll be drinking some Patron, bitches. So I'll be pleasantly buzzed before I begin.

The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game, look for the poker table hosted by JamesEwing, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

Hope to see you Card Sharks there.

Look, I procrastinate. I'm sure many of you have seen me around Dtoid before. Especialy considering I've been around since the days of good ol' Robert Summa. I couldn't tell you exactly why it's taken me so long to write a proper blog but it's about friggin' time!

What the hell am I doing here on Destructoid? I thought you would never ask! Just in case that question ever arose I have prepared a little Destructoid mission statement.

My Destructoid mission: Read and create quality blogs, succeed through excellent comments and attitude, and provide superior bullshiting to fellow Dtoiders. Also, play games.

Before we go any further I think it's important to let you know how much I love my PS3. It has never let me down when I'm in need some quality gaming time. Now I already know what's coming... FANBOY, right? That's cool. Call me what you will. I ain't mad at you. I've given other consoles a chance but they just couldn't hang with my gaming needs. Bottom line is that's what I own so that's what I'll play. More on that subject later. Now for some substance...

For my first trick I shall reveal to you all my gaming rig. I spend countless hours sitting in front of my little piece of gaming bliss and could not imagine life without it. It's really nothing super special, but it's better than yours is... because it's mine!



As for the media...



Well, that's all for now folks....