Well, it's Monday again. This means that all you PS3 owning poker players have a shot a truly bad-ass prize! It's the same prize that's been in play for the previous two weeks: a brand new PS3 game of the winners choice! Since none of you have been able to take the title of poker king away from me, I shall continue to carry over the prize until someone does. (Which will never happen, bitches)

Now I want you all to know that I don't usually talk shit. Due to the fact that I actually won last week, I reserve the right to say whatever the hell I want! But have no fear, I won't go overboard like a drunken CountingConflict or a sober Y0j1mbo. I will keep it to a minimum and let the true masters of shit talking do their thing. Can you handle it?

The regulars will be there, will you? CountingConflict, where you at you drunken bastard? Video_Cognito, ready for another go? Y0j1mb0, you sure were quiet last week! Shipero, remote play is only worth while if your wife is watching tv. Takeshi, buttplug. Qraze, you forgot smoking lamp! SantanaClaus, the instruction manual will teach you how to play. Anyway, good times will be had by all so don't be shy. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists.

The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game (HSVS Poker), look for the poker table hosted by JamesEwing, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

Good luck... you'll need it!