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3:19 AM on 11.21.2009

RESPECT = DESERVED (NSFW)

Once again I apologize in advance for the short ass blog. I somehow have a knack for stumbling upon the most ridiculous shit on the interwebs. Now, in all of it's 16 bit goodness, watch this EPICNESS!

SKADOOOOOOOOSH

Regards,
Ha-Puken   read


6:19 PM on 07.22.2009

The 12 minute life changing experience

Everybody and their momma needs to watch this... A 12 minute sprite based animation full of mind blowing awesomeness.

Click here to have your mind blown

I apologize in advance for the shortblog. I just felt obligated to share something this awesome with such an awesome community.

-Ha-Puken   read


5:51 PM on 04.21.2009

Shortblog: This just might ruin your day...

This is MOST DEFINITELY NSFW! If you have a twisted sense of humor or are a glutton for punishment, uh, enjoy!

SF IV awesomeness?

Also... HA-PUKEN!!!!   read


4:28 PM on 03.15.2009

Word...

CountingConflict is right...

[embed]124953:18016[/embed]   read


4:26 PM on 07.28.2008

PS3 POKER NIGHTS!!!



That's right everyone! After a couple weeks with no poker, it's finally back! Our normal Monday poker / BS sessions are now back in full swing. If that news wasn't enough to make you do some friggin' backflips than maybe this will: Poker (High Stakes on the Vegas Strip) is on sale in the PSN Store for only $4.99. On top of that, tonights prize is as EPIC as is gets! Would you like to know what it is? Than you had better show up. (hint: it's a game) (hint#2: it comes out tomorrow)

The regulars will be there, will you? Good times will be had by all so don't be shy. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists.

The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game (HSVS Poker), look for the poker table hosted by JamesEwing, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

Good luck... you'll need it!

Now watch this completely unrelated video: (NSFW)

[embed]97162:13513[/embed]   read


3:48 PM on 07.26.2008

Solid Snake Saturdays: Time to MGO!



It's that time of the week again. Time to throw random adult themed magazines all over the place in an attempt to confuse the hell out of the opposing team. Time to grab someone from behind, put a knife to their throat and gently whisper in their ear "do you know how I got these scars?" That's right, it's time MGO!

This post is to call forth our MGO Destructoid Clan Members who care to join us tonight for supremecy and rankings. If you still haven't joined our ranks, fret not. It's as simple as you leaving your Game Characters Name so we can add you to our friend's list or you could just log online and search for our clan and join. Again you may want to tell us what skills you're rolling with so we can get a broder picture what skills we are lacking at as a team to further augment that to our benefit.



METAL GEAR ONLINE will begin @ 10pm EST. I will be your host extraordinaire (MGO: JamesEwing). Again if your interested and want to work up your rank and your play with us from the ground up...join us. Heads up, we are only playing Team Modes such as Bases [ Domination-like Mode ] and Team Deathmatch amongst others. Also if you haven't tried the new Sneaking Matches, boy are you in for a treat. No Deathmatch or every man for himself modes here.

Again come join us and let's do this. Since we can take pictures of our exploits in multiplay, expect pics to accompany our recaps for these events as well. Here's to a really good turnout. It should be considering everybody with a PS3 should have this game. I look forward to seeing the lot of you online.

Let's show the world at large how Ninja like we really are. If for whatever reason you can't get in the clan just search for JamesEwing on Metal Gear online and then join my room.

Hope to see and roll with the lot of you online and new faces are DEFINITELY welcomed. Here's to a great turnout...see you online gents. The server will be password protected so as to be just us Dtoiders.

Password as always is: toid   read


12:14 PM on 06.09.2008

PS3 POKER NIGHTS: LET IT RIDE!!!



Well, it's Monday again. This means that all you PS3 owning poker players have a shot a truly bad-ass prize! It's the same prize that's been in play for the previous two weeks: a brand new PS3 game of the winners choice! Since none of you have been able to take the title of poker king away from me, I shall continue to carry over the prize until someone does. (Which will never happen, bitches)

Now I want you all to know that I don't usually talk shit. Due to the fact that I actually won last week, I reserve the right to say whatever the hell I want! But have no fear, I won't go overboard like a drunken CountingConflict or a sober Y0j1mbo. I will keep it to a minimum and let the true masters of shit talking do their thing. Can you handle it?

The regulars will be there, will you? CountingConflict, where you at you drunken bastard? Video_Cognito, ready for another go? Y0j1mb0, you sure were quiet last week! Shipero, remote play is only worth while if your wife is watching tv. Takeshi, buttplug. Qraze, you forgot smoking lamp! SantanaClaus, the instruction manual will teach you how to play. Anyway, good times will be had by all so don't be shy. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists.

The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game (HSVS Poker), look for the poker table hosted by JamesEwing, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

Good luck... you'll need it!   read


11:00 AM on 06.02.2008

PS3 POKER NIGHTS: IT'S ALIVE, IT'S ALIIIIVE!!!



Due to problems with the Gamespy stat server we were unable to hold our normal Monday poker game last week. This was a real bummer considering that the prize was made of awesome: a brand new PS3 game of the winners choice! Fortunately the game is now working for everyone (that I know of) and our weekly gathering of alcohol consumption and shit talking can continue. Last weeks prize is now this weeks prize so let's see what you got!

Now I must warn all that plan to participate in tonights event that Y0j1mbo is back from vacation and is planning on adding a new game to his collection. His shit talking skills are maxed out and ready for action. Do you have what it takes to wade through his BS? Can you overcome the odds and take all of his money? These are questions that only you can answer.

The regulars (Shipero, Takeshi, Y0j1mbo, and myself) will be there, will you? SantansClaus, will you bless us with the presence of your Jihad beard? Video_Cognito, ready to try out the new game? Qraze, are you ready to be beaten at Tekken after being beaten at poker? SoopaFly TNT, come on down! Manta, you in? Good times will be had by all so don't be shy. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists.

The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game (HSVS Poker), look for the poker table hosted by JamesEwing, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

Good luck...   read


11:28 AM on 05.26.2008

PS3 POKER NIGHTS: I'LL TAKE IT!!!

Well it's that time again... time for another exciting installment of PS3 Monday night poker! Let me point out the obvious: I am not Y0j1mb0 nor do I possess epic beard growing capabilities. The reins have been handed over to me while Y0j1mb0 is on hiatus from gaming and/or Destructoid. With that being said, on to the festivities...



Normaly a post title containing the words "I'll take it" would refer to what Y0j1mbo plans to do with your money. Fortunately this is not the case. The title is refering to what you will say when you find out what tonights prize is: a brand new copy of any PS3 game of your choosing (with the exception of collectors editions, Time Crisis 4, Rock Band, and Guitar Hero III) That's right, whatever the hell you want! It's all yours... if you can win.



Your chances of acquiring a copy of whatever the hell you want are exceptionally good. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists.

Shipero, Takeshi and I will be doing Tequila shots. Maybe SantanaClause will make an appearance with his Jihad Beard. Maybe ceark will stop licking his wounds from the last time he played poker with us and show up. Who knows maybe naib wont be trashed before poker and he actually plays a few hands before we send him packing. Teta, you going to show up? I know I'll be drinking some Patron, bitches. So I'll be pleasantly buzzed before I begin.

The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game, look for the poker table hosted by JamesEwing, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

Hope to see you Card Sharks there.   read


11:42 PM on 05.25.2008

Intro Blog: It's about friggin' time edition

Look, I procrastinate. I'm sure many of you have seen me around Dtoid before. Especialy considering I've been around since the days of good ol' Robert Summa. I couldn't tell you exactly why it's taken me so long to write a proper blog but it's about friggin' time!

What the hell am I doing here on Destructoid? I thought you would never ask! Just in case that question ever arose I have prepared a little Destructoid mission statement.

My Destructoid mission: Read and create quality blogs, succeed through excellent comments and attitude, and provide superior bullshiting to fellow Dtoiders. Also, play games.

Before we go any further I think it's important to let you know how much I love my PS3. It has never let me down when I'm in need some quality gaming time. Now I already know what's coming... FANBOY, right? That's cool. Call me what you will. I ain't mad at you. I've given other consoles a chance but they just couldn't hang with my gaming needs. Bottom line is that's what I own so that's what I'll play. More on that subject later. Now for some substance...

For my first trick I shall reveal to you all my gaming rig. I spend countless hours sitting in front of my little piece of gaming bliss and could not imagine life without it. It's really nothing super special, but it's better than yours is... because it's mine!



As for the media...



Well, that's all for now folks....   read


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