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THIS SITE IS CASUAL BULLSHIT
HALFORDPLANDER | 4:53 AM on 02.16.2009 64 comments


"HARDCORE" GAMING COMMUNITY? DONT MAKE ME LAUGH
HEY GUYS IM REVIEWING THIS GAME NOW THIS GAME MAY BE REPETETETETIVE BULSHIT BUT IDK YOU GOT TWO BUTTONS TO PRESS SO ITS NOT BUTTON MASHING GOTY

WRONG THAT IS BULLSHIT

I SKIP THE BULLSHIT AND BRING U THE FACTS ABOUT VIDEO GAMING
http://ouugh.blogspot.com/



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Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 05:36
Zombutler
THANK YOU I WILL NO LONGER COME TO DESTRUCTOID YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE WAY
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 05:37
Steel Squirrel
WAT...

Is this one of those Russian penis enlargement emails?
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 05:38
bunnyrabbit2
NEEDS MOAR CAPSLOCK
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 05:56
UglyDuck
Personally, I think Destructoid is quite good.
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 06:04
MEE
wow, this guy is right, lets bring down Niero and put this complete stranger at his place!
SurplusGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 06:05
SurplusGamer
While you make a good point, I must respectfully disagree on several areas. For example while you say 'IDK YOU GOT TWO BUTTONS TO PRESS,' many would argue 'OMG STFU,' which I think is a more tenable position.
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 06:14
MEE
also, game that only needs 2 buttons are ''HARDCORE''.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 06:23
wilbo
i dislike you and your shitty blog

good day
Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 06:30
Tehmtnlion
Achievement Unlocked

IRONY
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 06:33
Hollie Bennett
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 06:36
RonBurgandy2010
Your angry child ways have convinced me to check out your blog.

Unfortunately, you suck at BB code, so I can't follow your link. Try not to fail while shitting on people, you end up looking like more of a douchebag than you already do.


Please don't ban this guy yet, we can have some fun with this one.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 06:38
JTHomeslice
Oh you.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 07:07
Technophile
and I'm just going to ban this douche from the forums now and get it out of the way.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 07:13
Technophile
Oh nevermind. He didn't even bother with the forums. Anyone actually go to that site? It's really a blog. I bet if I was 13 it would be a totally enlightening read too.
Captain Morgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 07:57
Captain Morgan
may b u shud talk lik a person on ur blog cus then u cood wine like a reel person!1
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 08:08
SilverDragon1979
Oh this should be fun ...
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 08:27
DF
As an English major...this makes me cry. Repeatedly. ;_;
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 08:30
DF
Oh God, I actually looked at the site. /wrists

Capslock doesn't make a review..."manly" or even otherwise good. To translate for you:

ZOMG SUX LOL
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 08:39
Nick Chester
I agree.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 08:39
Jim Sterling
I hereby announce my resignation from Destructoid following this revelation that it is casual bullshit.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 08:41
Jim Sterling
Holy shit that blog is actually amazing!
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 08:44
njsykora
Let me break this one down into one line.

Dynasty Warriors is shit.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 08:46
njsykora
Also, the word filter makes the title of this blog from the frontpage hilarious.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 08:47
Takeshi
Thank you I learned a lot today.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 09:03
blehman
THIS BLOG IS CASUAL lobster milkshake.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 09:07
PappaDukes
Welcome aboard!
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 09:15
IronPikeman
How enlightening! Your proper use of abbreviation and bad grammar has shown me how much of an asshat you are. So have a cookie Cotton McKnight, it's only a downloadable game...

Flower was awesome by the way! (No particular reason as to why I added this comment I just felt compelled to say it here)
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 09:30
Qraze
you make me wet and dirty. be my little whore.
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 09:37
HydroTonix
Why are you such a douch?
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 09:48
Niero
brb, uninstalling Destructoid from our web servers
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 09:51
SephirothX
O_O

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN SEEN THE WAYS OMFG WHY HAVE I BEEN SO BLIND JESUS CHRIST THERE IS NO REASON TO USE GRAMMAR OR PUNCTUATION EVAR AGAIN HOLY FUCKING TREES WITH DICKS WHY EVEN BOTHER USING LOWER CASE LETTERS BECAUSE LOWER CASE LETTERS MUST REPRESENT CASUAL BULLSHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME?!
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 10:11
liam2015
#1_IN_DA_HOOD_G!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 10:14
Char Aznable
A selected passage from his blog:

"bich please, nature aint no NERD that you can just BOP whenever the fuck you want. the nerd is the corpos wearin all their suits and ties and their fuckin drill for oil fuckin bullshit YOU CANT DO THAT THATS LIKE MOTHER EARTHS BLOOD YOURE DRINKING."

In the year 9595, this will be studied by space literature majors as the pinnacle of human expression.
Ian Roberts's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 10:23
Ian Roberts
"I SKIP THE BULLSHIT AND BRING U THE FACTS ABOUT VIDEO GAMING"
I didn't know that Dead Space was a Halo spin-off, thank you for that "fact" my illiterate friend.
Snyp3r's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 10:35
Snyp3r
Wow, I never knew Dead Space was Halo 3 spin off. Now who is going to tell Bungie?
emile's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 10:37
emile
Hey! Niero used our joke!
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 11:03
Mushman
No, just no.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 11:06
Naim Master
@technophile

Dude , that's offensive , I'm 13 and I'm not THAT stupid...
EternalPersona's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 11:14
EternalPersona
I didn't know Interplay made Left 4 De- I mean Left Dead 4.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 11:23
Vitamin Awesome
JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT A BURROW OWL MAKES ITS HOME IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND, WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A BURROW OWL ANYWAY!?
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 11:35
pedrovay2003
NO ONE WILL EVER VISIT YOUR SITE YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 11:50
MechaMonkey
DO YOU THINK WE ARE STUPIDS?
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 12:20
Gibbo
I've seen the light. This man's blog is what Destructoid wishes it was.
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 12:24
seigfreid
Your blog had a few interesting points, however you forgot the part where the main character rips out his friends intestines in order to kill him so he can marry Lolla. How could you forget that part, you must be some kind of retard, oh well I guess we have another retard. But never the less insightfully blog, you really should work on your observations skills. Also I wonder if you are Cotton McKnight. Who knows. The wind knows. The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. And the answer is no. But what is a man of undignified ingenuity? Twas a question of great porpotions but alas in the end the true winner was the man of a peculiar nature, not in such a way that he would frolic among mer men and kind folk but in a way that he would glance through the daisy's and the meadows and imagine himself in a glance full place in which he could reside in his own way, away from the torment of humanity. Also your blog was retarded, and I hope you know that what you just did is nothing new, we have seen it before many time.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 12:28
Black Nexus
My god your an idiot
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 12:37
Half left
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT. THANK YOU, SIR!
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 12:47
Primo
Dude your blog site is amazing.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 13:16
WastelandTraveler
dude, your website is nothing short of fucking spectacular. I love you.
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