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OHSHI- Big F**king News Coming Later On Tonight
Electro Lemon \| 6:57 PM on 05.01.2008	73 comments

Around 11:30PM tonight, an embargo will be lifted regarding the future of the gaming industry and a game-related announcement that will fucking rock you. I'm sure that Dtoid will announce it around midnight, but I plan to beat them to the punch, by announcing it when the embargo lifts. Now of course, the cynics are going to doubt this and ask for sources, but those will all come at midnight. There was a Kotaku article up for less than 10 seconds about this announcement, but it was pulled. I questioned McWhertor about why it was pulled, and he simply said "We didn't know about the 11:30 embargo." So I'll post it at 11:30 tonight. The only clue I will give you is this image, and the statement "To steal To trouble legally Mother". If you solve it before tomorrow, you're a genius.

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ArrestedDeveloper

If you didn't sign the embargo I'm pretty sure you don't have to wait till 11:30.

MrSadistic

I think I know what the announcement is, but then again I'm considered "mentally retarded".

Electro Lemon

ArrestedDeveloper

I'm well aware, but in the spirit of good sport, I'm going to wait. Its so worth it.

Genki-JAM

OMFG. THEY'RE BRINGING OVER MOTHER 3, AREN'T THEY?

Aziel13

will cock castle is now pine

Holyetheline

Will Smith got put in jail for stealing GTA IV like a cock?

NotAZombie

SONIC IS IN BRAWL!!!

MrSadistic

hancock is in castle crashers

CypherVR

F*CKING FINALLY

Maurice Tan

Diablo 3

Electro Lemon

Not Diablo 3. I have never played Diablo. This announcement... it will make everyone in the world respect Ron Workman.

Darren Nakamura

Is that 11:30 Eastern or Pacific?

aborto thefetus

Something related to Hancock I guess.....

The Wizard

I'm gonna guess Mother 3

Cyberxion

Gah, this hurt my tiny brain. All I got from the image was Professor Plum in the observatory with the candlestick. Somehow I don't think that's right.

I guess I'll just have to check the news tomorrow and see what all the fuss is about.

razerangel

If its got Will Smith in it the embargo can stay till the end of time

MrSadistic

hancock vs. diablo 3 vs. mother 3

Vlambo

I think I got it!

But I'm probably wrong

Tubatic

Grab Sue Momma?
Take Sue Mommy . . . Take Sue MAME?
Theive Indict Mom?
Theive Indict Matriarch . . .

Grab Sue Mom?
Take Sue Earthbound . . . Take Two publishing Earthbound?

pedrovay2003

It'll make everyone respect Ron Workman? This isn't about Metal Gear Solid 4, is it? That has something to do with the word "Mother?"

Screw it, I'll just wait.

Tubatic

. . . BlackHawk SandCastle? What's that?

Cheeburga

Petal Rear Squalid Door.

Creamsnake

Will Smith pines for cock... on the beach. What do I win?

Krayven

Something about Will Smith and Castle Crashers? I don't understand the pine cone though.

pedrovay2003

@aborto

Ooh, nice one with Hancock... I didn't even think of that. I'll just go with the assumption that Ron Workman is somehow in the movie Hancock.

Electro Lemon

Not MGS4 related.

Its 11:30 Central.
Dexter, trust me. Don't stay up. You'll hate me. Everyone else won't mind.

taumpytears

A picture of Will Smith's cock?

topgeargorilla

when robert summa did this sort of thing on joystiq, he got fired.

Creamsnake

I don't know where Hancock is coming from but Will Smith was in the movie "Hitch"... Hitchcock!

The answer is Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho: The Game. Either that or "Shanghai Impugn Matron."

Genki-JAM

Geh.. is it an announcement of a Hancock video game... made by.. TEH BEHEMOTH!??!?!?11??!!!?ONE?!!?!1?!!?!???!?ELEVEN!!?!?!2?!!

Genki-JAM

@topgeargorilla
I think he got fired because he is Robert Summa... it wouldn't be the first time, though.

Also, DOUBLE POST! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Crunshii

Cock master smith singing "Summer time" with a Pineapple replacing Jaffy Jeff?

weirdfunk

@ Genki-JAM
Scariest. Pokemans. Ever.

Maurice Tan

Saw, does the top of the tower look like a shark to anyone else? Like the windows are eyes and the stairs are teeth..

Person of Lordly Caliber

Cock-a-Will would lay a mystery egg..when you have to go to the sand castle to unlock, because you've been taking Rare's pinecone up your ass since they left Nintendo. But the spiral means that the secret is in Spiral Mountain. OH GOD, STOP AND SWAP CONFIRMED! Our years of harrassment will finally be answered!
Also mother 3, Willenium edition.

GuitarAtomik

YARIS 2: The QUICKENING!

maxio098ui

everybody respect workman? even if possible I wouldn't want it. too much fun not respecting him:D

Cheeburga

It's not going to be amazing is it? ... :[

MPHtails

Prince Cock of Bel Air Castle?

Either that or Will Smith paid Nintendo to let Gamecock publish Mother 3 in England on the Pinecone Entertainment System.

CypherVR

it better not be a Halo anime series

CypherVR

that or some hard drive thing, i dunno

CypherVR

Starfox on wii?

Brian Szabelski

Hancock video game?

Xabora

Oh god, the wait. It slays me!

Does this make it come any faster?

pizzaface

Snape kills dumbledorf

Xabora

As said on NeoGAF

Hancock game?

Electro Lemon

Not a Hancock game. Thank god.

And you will, in a sense respect Ron, and everyone else on the Dtoid staff.

Cheeburga

11:30 EST.
:[

CypherVR

Well it's 11:33 pm

do you know where your so-called epic anouncement is??? :P

Xabora

11:30PM CST Apparently. :(

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