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11 Reasons Why Black People Are Better Than Sharks, Dolphins, and Dinosaurs (Plus 12 They're Not)
Electro Lemon | 7:38 PM on 08.26.2008 44 comments




11. B
10. A
9. S
8. K
7. E
6. T
5. B
4. A
3. L
2. L
1. Morgan Freeman!



HE'S GOT THE GLOW!

BONUS: Twelve Reasons Black People AREN'T Better Than Sharks, Dolphins, or Dinosaurs

12. APPLE BOTTUM JEEEENS
11. BOOTS WIT DA FUR
10. (WIT DA FUR!)
9. DA WHOLE CLUB WUZ
8. LOOKIN AT HUUUUUR
7. SHE HIT DA FLOH
6. (SHE HIT DA FLOH)
5. NEXT THANG U KNO
4. SHAWTY GOT
3. LOW LOW LOW LOW
2. LOW LOW LOW LOW
1. Martin fucking Lawrence.



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BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 19:59
BigPopaGamer
So remind me again how the greatest collection of thugs and gangsters of your race coming together to play a sport is better than Sharks and Dolphins??

Now Morgan Freeman, that's a good debate.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:01
Zombutler
BOTY(Blog of the year)
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:02
pendelton21
This battle is now officially over.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:02
randombullseye
The glow you say?

Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:02
Aaron Mxy Yost
But sharks and dolphins can swim...
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:05
taumpytears
Necros is gunna make a racist list now. Also Mxy wins.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:06
GuitarAtomik
Amazingly enough, I used to play basketball all the way up through middle school.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:08
MechaMonkey
Mxy has executed a textbook argumentative negation, rendering your position completely unsustainable.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:10
blehman
NOW WHAT IT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:12
Red TheHaze Veron
THATS RACIST!!!




...oh wait, its lemon.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:14
Y0j1mb0
LMAO.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:15
Sharpless
Reason number one wins it. Well met. But you forgot an important one:

MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:17
MrSadistic
a black man invented peanut butter
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:17
CountingConflict
you win lemon
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:19
Alexradl
Mxy wins.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:28
Chad Concelmo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow. Very nice. :)
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:43
BluFire
God dammit. I love Morgan Freeman.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:53
aborto thefetus
You forgot Souljaboy for reasons they aren't.
superbeefy2050's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:05
superbeefy2050
WHAT A SECOND. WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND.
A white man invented basketball. At a YMCA. IN CANADA.
Proof



PS: he's a relative of mine.
superbeefy2050's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:06
superbeefy2050
Woah, wtf. Gay link
Proof
MajinFro's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:07
MajinFro
There should be a tie for 1. Sam Jackson and Morgan Freeman are tied in awesomeness.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:07
Brian Szabelski
Victory for Lemon
Arcanum's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:08
Arcanum
#1_in_the_Hood_G!!!!!!!
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:15
Daxelman
I am Black.

And I approve of this Blog.
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:19
BluFire
I always thought it was spelled "FURR" in APPLE BOTTOM JEANS (JEANS), BOOTS WIT DA FURR (WIT DA FURR), AND DA WHOLE CLUB...
I'm so god damn white. And I'm only 75% white technically since my Grandfather's from India.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:26
Hamza CTZ Aziz
lol, nice
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:44
Simmons 2pt0
@Beefy

first to introduce the use of a helmet in American football

What a pussy.
NobodysDream's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:49
NobodysDream
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE

I want to release a concept album that is two hours of Morgan Freeman reciting hyphy and crunk singles in spoken verse.

It will sell millions.

P.S. I'm sorry 50% of Public Enemy is Flava Flav. The other half makes up for it.
superbeefy2050's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 22:06
superbeefy2050
@simmons
What can I say, he was Canadian. There are a few members of my family we dont talk about and then there's people like Mike Nesmith from the Monkees
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 22:14
Ub3rSlug
I heard your people are going extinct. I hope you make it.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 22:39
Tubatic
Also, Robert Downey Jr played a black man in a movie.

He has never played a Dinosaur, Shark, or Dolphin.

seriously, I checked
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 02:11
ArrestedDeveloper
When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 03:18
Justice
How can you dislike Martin Lawrence, why you're not black at all!

Didn't you also say you didn't like Bernie Mac?
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 05:24
Aziel13
XD lolz right in the kissah
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 07:22
Kryptinite
@Mxyzptlk

I can't not stop laughing at that...because it's true.


...fucker.
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 07:28
Senisan
thank's alot man, now i got the glow song stuck in my head...great...♫♪ When you got that glow! your baaaawdy's gold! ♪♫
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 09:15
Das Inchworm
justice is right man you cant be black and dislike martin lawrence. He is responsible for the funniest sitcom in the 90s hands down. Fuck all that fresh prince bullshit.
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 10:42
gotdurnrite


I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this blog...half the time.
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 10:46
jackal27
The comment above mine might be the greatest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

Also:

DENZEL WASHINGTON!!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 19:53
Naim Master
i like cake.
etfp's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 18:12
etfp
omg this was fantastic.
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