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11 Reasons Why Black People Are Better Than Sharks, Dolphins, and Dinosaurs (Plus 12 They're Not)
Electro Lemon \| 7:38 PM on 08.26.2008	43 comments

11. B
10. A
9. S
8. K
7. E
6. T
5. B
4. A
3. L
2. L
1. Morgan Freeman!

HE'S GOT THE GLOW!

BONUS: Twelve Reasons Black People AREN'T Better Than Sharks, Dolphins, or Dinosaurs

12. APPLE BOTTUM JEEEENS
11. BOOTS WIT DA FUR
10. (WIT DA FUR!)
9. DA WHOLE CLUB WUZ
8. LOOKIN AT HUUUUUR
7. SHE HIT DA FLOH
6. (SHE HIT DA FLOH)
5. NEXT THANG U KNO
4. SHAWTY GOT
3. LOW LOW LOW LOW
2. LOW LOW LOW LOW
1. Martin fucking Lawrence.

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43 comments | showing # 1 to 43

BigPopaGamer says:
(# 0) on 08/26/2008 19:59

So remind me again how the greatest collection of thugs and gangsters of your race coming together to play a sport is better than Sharks and Dolphins??

Now Morgan Freeman, that's a good debate.

Zombutler says:
(# 1) on 08/26/2008 20:01

BOTY(Blog of the year)

pendelton21 says:
(# 2) on 08/26/2008 20:02

This battle is now officially over.

randombullseye says:
(# 3) on 08/26/2008 20:02

The glow you say?

Mxyzptlk says:
(# 4) on 08/26/2008 20:02

But sharks and dolphins can swim...

taumpytears says:
(# 5) on 08/26/2008 20:05

Necros is gunna make a racist list now. Also Mxy wins.

GuitarAtomik says:
(# 6) on 08/26/2008 20:06

Amazingly enough, I used to play basketball all the way up through middle school.

MechaMonkey says:
(# 7) on 08/26/2008 20:08

Mxy has executed a textbook argumentative negation, rendering your position completely unsustainable.

blehman says:
(# 8) on 08/26/2008 20:10

NOW WHAT IT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Redzie says:
(# 9) on 08/26/2008 20:12

THATS RACIST!!!

...oh wait, its lemon.

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 10) on 08/26/2008 20:14

LMAO.

Sharpless says:
(# 11) on 08/26/2008 20:15

Reason number one wins it. Well met. But you forgot an important one:

MrSadistic says:
(# 12) on 08/26/2008 20:17

a black man invented peanut butter

CountingConflict says:
(# 13) on 08/26/2008 20:17

you win lemon

Alexradl says:
(# 14) on 08/26/2008 20:19

Mxy wins.

Chad Concelmo says:
(# 15) on 08/26/2008 20:28

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow. Very nice. :)

Zombutler says:
(# 16) on 08/26/2008 20:31

BluFire says:
(# 17) on 08/26/2008 20:43

God dammit. I love Morgan Freeman.

aborto thefetus says:
(# 18) on 08/26/2008 20:53

You forgot Souljaboy for reasons they aren't.

superbeefy2050 says:
(# 19) on 08/26/2008 21:05

WHAT A SECOND. WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND.
A white man invented basketball. At a YMCA. IN CANADA.
Proof

PS: he's a relative of mine.

superbeefy2050 says:
(# 20) on 08/26/2008 21:06

Woah, wtf. Gay link
Proof

MajinFro says:
(# 21) on 08/26/2008 21:07

There should be a tie for 1. Sam Jackson and Morgan Freeman are tied in awesomeness.

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 22) on 08/26/2008 21:07

Victory for Lemon

Arcanum says:
(# 23) on 08/26/2008 21:08

#1_in_the_Hood_G!!!!!!!

Daxelman says:
(# 24) on 08/26/2008 21:15

I am Black.

And I approve of this Blog.

BluFire says:
(# 25) on 08/26/2008 21:19

I always thought it was spelled "FURR" in APPLE BOTTOM JEANS (JEANS), BOOTS WIT DA FURR (WIT DA FURR), AND DA WHOLE CLUB...
I'm so god damn white. And I'm only 75% white technically since my Grandfather's from India.

Hamza CTZ Aziz says:
(# 26) on 08/26/2008 21:26

lol, nice

Simmons 2pt0 says:
(# 27) on 08/26/2008 21:44

@Beefy

first to introduce the use of a helmet in American football

What a pussy.

NobodysDream says:
(# 28) on 08/26/2008 21:49

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE

I want to release a concept album that is two hours of Morgan Freeman reciting hyphy and crunk singles in spoken verse.

It will sell millions.

P.S. I'm sorry 50% of Public Enemy is Flava Flav. The other half makes up for it.

superbeefy2050 says:
(# 29) on 08/26/2008 22:06

@simmons
What can I say, he was Canadian. There are a few members of my family we dont talk about and then there's people like Mike Nesmith from the Monkees

Ub3rSlug says:
(# 30) on 08/26/2008 22:14

I heard your people are going extinct. I hope you make it.

Tubatic says:
(# 31) on 08/26/2008 22:39

Also, Robert Downey Jr played a black man in a movie.

He has never played a Dinosaur, Shark, or Dolphin.

seriously, I checked

ArrestedDeveloper says:
(# 32) on 08/27/2008 02:11

When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

Justice says:
(# 33) on 08/27/2008 03:18

How can you dislike Martin Lawrence, why you're not black at all!

Didn't you also say you didn't like Bernie Mac?

Aziel13 says:
(# 34) on 08/27/2008 05:24

XD lolz right in the kissah

Kryptinite says:
(# 35) on 08/27/2008 07:22

@Mxyzptlk

I can't not stop laughing at that...because it's true.

...fucker.

Senisan82 says:
(# 36) on 08/27/2008 07:28

thank's alot man, now i got the glow song stuck in my head...great...♫♪ When you got that glow! your baaaawdy's gold! ♪♫

Das Inchworm says:
(# 37) on 08/27/2008 09:15

justice is right man you cant be black and dislike martin lawrence. He is responsible for the funniest sitcom in the 90s hands down. Fuck all that fresh prince bullshit.

gotdurnrite says:
(# 38) on 08/27/2008 10:42

I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this blog...half the time.

jackal27 says:
(# 39) on 08/27/2008 10:46

The comment above mine might be the greatest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

Also:

DENZEL WASHINGTON!!

Naim Master says:
(# 40) on 08/27/2008 19:53

i like cake.

etfp says:
(# 41) on 09/07/2008 18:12

omg this was fantastic.

etfp says:
(# 42) on 09/07/2008 18:13

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